played some hu yesterday and today since I had the days off. I have to say, I do miss peeing in empty water bottles...
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played some hu yesterday and today since I had the days off. I have to say, I do miss peeing in empty water bottles...
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Who here actually does this? Or has at least tried it? I honestly never have but I never thought it was a bad idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I just piss on the floor because it's easier?
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Originally Posted by UG
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Originally Posted by Trikflow77
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Originally Posted by bigred
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has thought about it
Once I was drunk in my basement and decided to try peeing in an empty grolsch bottle...the ones with the lids you can put back on.
Well at the time I didn't think I had to piss more than a bottle's worth, but I definitely did (ended up pissing out almost two). Anyway, I passed out and forgot about them. A few days later wifey says "I took your bottles back. I was surprised that you left a few almost full -- I just dumped them out".
I didn't tell her that she handled my old piss cause I wasn't exactly sure how to explain why I was pissing in bottles.
Laundry detergent bottles > *
thats a really good idea. ill have to try that. what about pooping though? any innovative way to get around that other than just crapping in your chair, which i already do?
I have peed in a bottle once, when I was in student accomadation we'd all been out and I woke up and had locked my door and couldn't find the key... so I had no way of getting out of my room.
about 3 hours later I eneded up climbing out of the window - never did find that key...
Bathroom is 5 feet away, and I play cash tables so it's pretty easy to get away. Still don't think I ever will piss in a bottle for poker. Sitting in traffic trying to get home on a Long weekend may be another problem.
my bathroom is only a few steps away, but Ill def time out playing hu if I go for it. I dont get whats so strange about peeing in a bottle. Just dispose of them in a timely manner. I also only have one bathroom in my house. So I actually do this occasionally even when Im not playing poker. You know, someones in the shower, and I wake up hungover with an overly full bladder... gotta do what you gotta do..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnAviW8Z-x0Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQuote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
This has got to be -EVQuote:
Originally Posted by everyone else
you could pee out the window onto people walking around on the street?Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I piss off my porch sometimes. It's much easier than going upstairs to the bathroom.
That would be my problem though. I can see it being something I forget about at the end of my session. The g/f wouldn't be too pumped to see them lying around.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I've never done it.. I think it's a terrible idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
hu? sit out and say 'brb wc'.
6max+? run when nothing imminent is coming up, and if you come back and you miss a hand or two of expectation, who gives a ****.
I can understand not wanting someone to take a crap when I'm in the shower, but who cares if they take a piss??
In Guatemala guys would often piss in a plastic bag on the bus and then just throw the bag out the window.
so you didnt really provide any reason why its a terrible idea. the only thing i gather is you think its socially unacceptable or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I drink lots of water. My bathroom's upstairs. So I really have little choice but to use bottles. I've been toying with the idea of getting a bucket and taping a hose to my dick but I'm afraid the doorbell might ring.
i have done this many times, and gmml hardly every plays poker. i think it's +ev for sure
You of all people should know that I don't base my decisions or arguments on what is socially acceptable.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
I think it's a terrible idea, for me anyway, because the possibility, however slight, of spillage, drinking it by mistake at a later time, or somebody coming over and seeing it before disposal (I guess social acceptance plays a role here) far outweigh the incredibly small loss of expectation that a quick run can well, expect.
others may come to a different EV conclusion
Seriously, are you a cartoon character?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Do you not eat bananas because you're afraid you'll slip on the peels later and hurt yourself?
who here pisses while they are in the shower?
hmmm, hhmmmmm, who is it?
Better question: who DOESN'T pee in the shower.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I've pissed on my wife in the shower before. After she spread her cooch lips & aimed a stream at me.
Even better question: who pukes in the shower?
Even better question: who shits in the shower?
Also: :lol: @ drinking it accidentally.
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Originally Posted by d0zer
you are a pretty disgusting fucker
marking your territory with golden showers and shit
ugh nasty
*picks nose and eats it*Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
...huh?
I don't mark my territory with shit! That's just gross!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
...and she started it :x
Ever seen that episode of survivorman where he pisses in a hole, covers it with plastic & has a cup in the middle to catch the condensation? Yeah I tried that in my backyard just to see what it tasted like.
Verdict: not to shabby actually
aaaahhhhh too much info aaaaaarrrghhh
now why would you drink your own piss?
I was kicking around the idea of peeing in the bottle, so I asked a non poker playing friend if she would think it was weird - she was totally horrified and was of the opinion that I would be forfeiting my very humanity.
Funny story. My ex-girlfirend spent the night at my apartment a few months back. I picked her up from a party after getting some drunk booty texts from her. Yada yada yada, I wake up to get ready for work (both of us sleeping in our birthday suits) and before I stood up I feel this warm trickling down my leg. Her drunk ass pissed on me! So I was yelling, cussing, throwing shit, and now I wish I had of taken the dozer retaliation approach and just peed back on that bitch's face! Eye for an eyeQuote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
She'd probably be horrified at the idea of you spending $200 on a bluff too though. If you played real poker instead of donkaments that is...Quote:
Originally Posted by drmcboy
Hah! Yeah you shoulda.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1
When she woke up she's wonder why her crotch was soaked, then she'd wonder why her hair was soaked.
...or maybe vice versa. I'm not sure.
At any rate, retaliation piss is always hilarious.
fair enough. lol at drinking it though. i think even if it slipped your mind you would immediately smell it before taking a sip. also fwiw, i have heard that drinking piss is good for you. im not sure if thats true or not, but its sterile, so hey, it wont kill you :lol: .Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
can i pee on someone?
i play on a laptop, so shitting is easy, just put the laptop on your lap ldo.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
although i refuse to piss sitting down, its not natural. so i normally just run to and from the bathroom.
lots of urophagian fuckers coming out of the closet here
you know, it took 40+ replies before I could understand why pissing in bottles would be relevant to boost's recent endeavors.
talk about being slow!
bottle pissing can be completely standard
lol, awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
I would think that this would be enough reason for anybody, in addition to the fact that using a bottle seems outright strange (I would think that taking a few mins off to go to the actual bathroom wouldn't be that big of a deal).Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
CATHETERS FTW
would using a bedpan be socially acceptable? Since it's used specifically (albeit for ailing people) for this? Furthermore, Risk of spillage is less. I think we now have no reason not to use a bedpan, aside from possible availability issues.
depends undergarments.....Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
so ive heard.
urine is sterile. if you think youll have a problem with spillage then you are clumsy. ive done this more than anybody you know and ive never even come close to spilling. i top that shit off too
Wait a sec -- you guys actually piss in bottles?
Hey I'm learning PLO cashQuote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
also peeing in bottles while playing cash games is really dumb, this should be a donkament only discussion.
No way. It sucks to come back from a piss break only to have missed posting the blinds on 1/2 your tables. Slows down the action bigtime.Quote:
Originally Posted by drmcboy
At least you guys even have the option. What's my solution?
undress and stare at yourself in the mirror?Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
Wait till you're in LP and going to be folding 95% of hands anyway?Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
BARELY -EV. Maybe +EV if you're undisciplined in LP :lol:
Oh. I was talking about donkament players, not wimmenz. Yeah...what wufwugy said.
wat? Just sit out a round. I have tested this method and I'm confident it's better than peeing in a bottle. You'll probably play better with a break every couple hours anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Wat? That's crazy talk. I play lotsa FR. rounds are like foreverz...Quote:
Originally Posted by drmcboy
Yeah that's right...I'm a poker player with no patience :x
my nephew is like 4 1/2... he came in my room the other day and looked at two water bottles that had not be quickly disposed of, "is that pee?" -- "uhh.. no.. its just juice... old juice, its no good anymore, gotta throw it away.."