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I can see date rapists from around the world flocking to learn that shit...lol. :?
I thought this was going to be a list. I'll start:
- speaking Spanish & French
- dancing like someone who isn't white
- answering life's great philosophical questions
-driving!
zing
given enough alcohol, apparently I become invisible.
-getting laid
telling good stories
used to be poker
-pool. i suck otherwise
-speaking spanish for me too
i made the greatest pool shot of my life drunk. my friend gave me 100:1 on $10 that i wouldnt make a shot. its difficult to explain the shot. i guess a full length table cut shot. wasnt easy, but it wasnt overly tough. anyways, im almost positive i never wouldve made it sober.
being funny
I don't get it, you try to knock people out like that when you're drunk?
Anyways, for me I gotta agree, Spanish, dancing and pool
The title of this thread is a
HUGE FAIL
You're not learning Wesrman! I saw the same thing in another thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by wesrman
Post a pic along with the FAIL.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...687500fail.jpg
-soul reading
Sup swede, long time to speak.
I know how im supposed to do it, but im too lazy to search for fail pics first. :p
Yeah, been a while ;)
I improve at losing my judgment and motor control. Does that count?
title of the thread is adequate, bordering on sublime.Quote:
Originally Posted by wesrman
I will not be your assistant.
Humor?
Ohh wait that is the more drunk everyone else is
Hey zook.
I got a new avatar for ya.
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/4...banannagp5.png
FYP.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Thread aint too bad, but the title isnt great.
I can open a beer bottle 563453597 different ways. None successful.
Im reposting this cuz the other one doesnt seem to want to work.Quote:
Originally Posted by wesrman
did he make good on the $1k?Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
title is flawless, you need to get your eyes check wserboy!
Im quitting because im unfairly being attacked by a mod. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
rilla the fat guy thrilla.
later wser-post-op-tranny
rilla the fat guy filla???Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Dont make me make a thread about mod abuse...lol.
i have no more fun plays on your name, but you're basically a 310 lb butch lesbo who likes to dress up as Darth Vader for the annual Star Wars convention.
sorry if that hit too close to home. :)
rilla, the cream filla, the fat chick thrilla, the paki killa...etc.
those all seem kinda cool to me.
LOL i have a buddy named Miller so we call him Milla and he is actually all of those things. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
singing.
stealing.....actually i am better when im drunk. i once walked out of a bar with 2 pitchers of beer. had a couple of friends distract the guy watching the door and straight walked out.
walked out of the bar... into the street with 2 pitchers of beer? That's so awesome I wish I was there. Just imagine how fast those pitchers dissappered.
Hell ya.Quote:
Originally Posted by euphoricism
I think im a great singer when im pickled. Although im not sure everyone agrees. :p
I can relate to frost in the robbing stuff whilst wrecked regard. when i was in spain earlier this year my friend and I were chatting to the polish bar guy in a big nightclub and once he turned his back i just spontaneously grabbed the almost full bottle of southern comfort behind the bar and strolled off with it. we then proceeded to walk out of the club chugging it as we went, sharing our good fortune with any other drunks on the street at that time, as we were in a generous mood :)
-cool
I seem to think I can tell one of my lady friends that she's a slut in a nice, objective way, and then have an intelligent conversation about it.
yeah she gets mad every time and dead legs me then I have to apologize ;ajldsfljkafds
-used to think I was a good driver
-used to play poker drunk
-I think I can drink and drink and drink and it'll never catch up to me, like no amount of alcohol can stop me.....then I wake up the next morning needing to have the last portions of the night explained to me.
haha good oneQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
immune to traffic