who would you rather bang

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08-04-2008, 03:42 AM
wufwugy

who would you rather bang

neither is not an option

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...ere-1T1w5L.jpg

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j1...dy519/Ugly.jpg
08-04-2008, 03:58 AM
gabe

http://www.blackssei.com/selena/6sel...cevol20005.gif
is that a leviathan
08-04-2008, 04:01 AM
bigspenda73

I googled leviathans
08-04-2008, 04:01 AM
bigspenda73

It's sick that we think alike Wuf b/c I almost made this thread, but with a different guy.
08-04-2008, 05:29 AM
daven

either would make a great story...
08-04-2008, 09:48 AM
spoonitnow

1st on the right isn't as bad as the other 3 in terms of size but goddamn I'd have to nail her face down.
08-04-2008, 10:24 AM
dalecooper

Russell Crowe is running away with this poll.
08-04-2008, 10:48 AM
a500lbgorilla

It's really not close.
08-04-2008, 11:19 AM
Squeaky_Midget1

I voted for one of the fat bitches because Russel Crowe is a guy.
08-04-2008, 11:42 AM
dalecooper

The lesson, as always: FTR is gay.
08-04-2008, 11:59 AM
will641

is instant death an option?
08-04-2008, 12:00 PM
GatorJH

bangin fat chick > Gay Sex any day
08-04-2008, 12:36 PM
dalecooper

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorJH

bangin fat chick > Gay Sex any day

http://news.softpedia.com/images//ne...-Charges-2.jpg
Awwww... Russell gives you the puppy dog eyes.
08-04-2008, 12:38 PM
spoonitnow

Wait, do we have to give or receive with the guy?
08-04-2008, 12:48 PM
Squeaky_Midget1

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...hFattydrop.gif
08-04-2008, 01:21 PM
Squeaky_Midget1

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Wait, do we have to give or receive with the guy?

which way would make you less gay?
08-04-2008, 01:28 PM
a500lbgorilla

LOL anyone that wants to bang those fatties is gayer than those that wanna stick it in Russel. By atleast 10 factors of 10.
08-04-2008, 01:30 PM
euphoricism

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Wait, do we have to give or receive with the guy?

which way would make you less gay?

Receive, obviously.
08-04-2008, 01:41 PM
Stacks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Wait, do we have to give or receive with the guy?

which way would make you less gay?

I had this argument once while I was under the influence and I think that recieving is gayer and it's not even close. For some fucking reason, my friend thinks giving is gayer. WTF is he thinking amirite?
08-04-2008, 01:53 PM
Squeaky_Midget1

^^He used reverse psychology to get you to switch positions imo
08-04-2008, 02:02 PM
will641

hmmm, well it kind of depends imo, because like if you are in prison and get butt raped theres nothing you can do and it doesnt make you gay. if you are with a man and decide to have sex and volunteer to receive it, that makes you gayer.
08-04-2008, 02:13 PM
BankItDrew

I'd bang any fatty any day. Hell, my blog explains how I have $50 riding on my chubby chasing adventures for the remainder of the year.
08-04-2008, 02:28 PM
a500lbgorilla

A) Anal is anal. If you've done it with a chick, only diff is that he can't slide a vibrator in his vag. Which is a nearly negligible difference.

B) Them bitches is ugly and you'd only be sticking it in a hole to stick it in a hole. And your fear of being 'gay' makes you much gayer than anyone tossing it to R.C.

Therefore, ppl who vote for the fat chicks are queers.
08-04-2008, 02:33 PM
BankItDrew

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

A) Anal is anal. If you've done it with a chick, only diff is that he can't slide a vibrator in his vag. Which is a nearly negligible difference.

B) Them bitches is ugly and you'd only be sticking it in a hole to stick it in a hole. And your fear of being 'gay' makes you much gayer than anyone tossing it to R.C.

Therefore, ppl who vote for the fat chicks are queers.

zero sense
lots of gay
08-04-2008, 02:39 PM
Warpe

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxStacksxX

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Wait, do we have to give or receive with the guy?

which way would make you less gay?

I had this argument once while I was under the influence and I think that recieving is gayer and it's not even close. For some fucking reason, my friend thinks giving is gayer. WTF is he thinking amirite?

anal: receiving is gayer
oral: giving is gayer
08-04-2008, 02:42 PM
givememyleg

probably russell crowe
08-04-2008, 02:44 PM
dalecooper

I agree with 'rilla, and I'm unashamed to be pro-Crowe. My only real trouble would be the ass hair. And you know that man has a bounty of it.

We need a second poll: banging which one of these would make you most want to blow off the top of your skull the next morning? I think it's the leviathans and it's not even close. With Crowe you just have to resign yourself to the fact that you're bi now, but at least you bagged a movie star. Hell, he might get you premiere tix for a reach-around.
08-04-2008, 02:49 PM
pankfish

The fattie on the far right.
08-04-2008, 02:51 PM
pankfish

You guys thinking you will be pitching to RC are retarded. You are definitely going to be taking it. It's fucking russell crowe.
08-04-2008, 02:55 PM
dalecooper

Quote:

Originally Posted by pankfish

You guys thinking you will be pitching to RC are retarded. You are definitely going to be taking it. It's fucking russell crowe.

Maybe he'd just want to splooge on you or something. My anus would take its chances - at least I don't have to touch Mt. Kill-a-man-jaro.
08-04-2008, 03:00 PM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by BankItDrew

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

A) Anal is anal. If you've done it with a chick, only diff is that he can't slide a vibrator in his vag. Which is a nearly negligible difference.

B) Them bitches is ugly and you'd only be sticking it in a hole to stick it in a hole. And your fear of being 'gay' makes you much gayer than anyone tossing it to R.C.

Therefore, ppl who vote for the fat chicks are queers.

zero sense
lots of gay

lol bots just don't understand
08-04-2008, 03:11 PM
Halv

they have vaginas in there somewhere

he has a cock
08-04-2008, 03:16 PM
Squeaky_Midget1

Fucking fat girls can be heelarious
Case and point!
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...sues.phtml#620
08-04-2008, 04:10 PM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalvSame

they have vaginas in there somewhere

he has a cock

ahh the difference between theory and practice.
08-04-2008, 04:39 PM
jdubs

far right isnt nearly as big as the others....... i could do it with enough alcohol and viagra.
08-04-2008, 05:10 PM
ATOTHEC101

yeah far right fatty, though heinous and horendously puhgly is alot better than the others, and if it was between getting bummed by russel crowe and fucking her id have to go for her, though id have to put a big fuckoff bag on her head, drink copious amounts of 160 proof liquor and clean out her hard to reach places first. Then once the awful deed was done id scrub like a rape victim till my skin was bleeding, id then pay for psychiatric help.

Also taking is MUCH gayer than receiving, bar in oral related circumstances.
08-04-2008, 05:20 PM
ATOTHEC101

o and tucker max is a fucking genius, ive read all his stories and all of them crack me up big style, if you havnt read them you definitely should.
08-04-2008, 05:47 PM
XTR1000

there´s no possible reply to this that doesnt make u look like a gay/retard/beastforums user

edit: the fatter, the better imo
08-04-2008, 06:26 PM
chardrian

depends on the day.
08-04-2008, 07:00 PM
Thunder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1

I voted for one of the fat bitches because Russel Crowe is a guy.

True.
08-04-2008, 07:54 PM
Jack Sawyer

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

A) Anal is anal. If you've done it with a chick, only diff is that he can't slide a vibrator in his vag. Which is a nearly negligible difference.

Dude, there is a ballsac

Dude, there is a ballsac

Dude, there is a fucking ballsac. You shouldn't have too play "hit the maracas" if you bang a chick's kitchen door

And btw, sooo many closet homo's came out for this thread wtf
08-04-2008, 08:02 PM
a500lbgorilla

The widespread fear of being maybe-a little gay is hilarious.
08-04-2008, 08:35 PM
pankfish

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

The widespread fear of being maybe-a little gay is hilarious.

All of you guys craving russell crowes wang is kind of funny too.
08-04-2008, 08:45 PM
a500lbgorilla

I voted for Russ and I'm having nothing to do with his wang.
08-04-2008, 09:06 PM
ATOTHEC101

im not gay but tbh if it was between GIVING it to russel crowe and fucking one of the 3 on the left...jesus i dunno what id do, theyre just so,so FUCKING DISGUSTING! Im preety sure id throw up whist i fitted the winch and pully system that was going to allow them to physically have sex with me *shivers*. However theres no way in hell id ever be someones bitch and take it, hell would freeze over before a man gets his cock near my pooper.
08-04-2008, 09:09 PM
Jack Sawyer

^

you are gay. really.
08-04-2008, 09:13 PM
givememyleg

russel crowe is cool though
08-04-2008, 09:13 PM
flomo

[x] all the above

i'd bang em all
08-04-2008, 09:22 PM
ATOTHEC101

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer

^

you are gay. really.

O stop it you! *camp hand*
08-04-2008, 10:10 PM
Squeaky_Midget1

The only thing left to be said

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooj

Life isn't about sex. It's not about fucking and balls and pussy. It's about love. It's about people. It's about connection. It's not about tossing salad. It's not about cock and ass and tits. And butt hole pleasures. It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies. Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house, donkey-punching, and tea-bagging
08-04-2008, 10:14 PM
Jack Sawyer

then wtf is life about?
08-05-2008, 12:03 AM
dthorne04

russell crowe for the motherfucking win. i'm not gay, but i'd rather fuck the gladiator before i fuck one of shamu's relatives, imo
08-05-2008, 01:07 AM
JKDS

at least with crowe id know where to put it.
08-05-2008, 11:47 AM
Squeaky_Midget1

Quote:

Originally Posted by dthorne04

russell crowe for the motherfucking win. i'm not gay, but i'd rather fuck the gladiator before i fuck one of shamu's relatives, imo

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a.../hilarious.jpg
08-05-2008, 11:57 AM
Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by pankfish

You guys thinking you will be pitching to RC are retarded. You are definitely going to be taking it. It's fucking russell crowe.

lol, my thoughts exactly.
08-05-2008, 11:57 AM
yourfather

c/f>>>fat chicks >>dudes
08-05-2008, 02:05 PM
XTR1000

flomo wins
08-26-2008, 02:16 AM
wufwugy

just wanna say this thread was a laugh a second

was planning on a lengthy post the next day but knew nobody would read it so bleh
08-26-2008, 02:23 AM
nutsinho

giving it to RC>>>banging any of those other things>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taking it from RC
08-26-2008, 08:27 AM
Ash256

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

The widespread fear of being maybe-a little gay is hilarious.

I think banging Russell Crowe is slightly beyond maybe-a little gay.
08-26-2008, 11:42 AM

I would love to bang all 5 at one time
08-26-2008, 11:53 AM
ATOTHEC101

Quote:

Originally Posted by OPL

I would love to bang all 5 at one time

:lol:

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