i had an idea
haikus only in this thread
please follow the rules
dont be a big dick
posting non-haikus is lame
you'll get syphilis
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i had an idea
haikus only in this thread
please follow the rules
dont be a big dick
posting non-haikus is lame
you'll get syphilis
omg im rich
my bankroll is 3000
ill go buy some drugs
first i have to deuce
shit theres no toilet paper
and i clogged the bowl.......
it is very late
procrastination is bad
i must get to bed
but i cant do that
ftr is addicting
reading mindless posts
stop being bitches
flaming is for the retards
lets all get along
i know youre all there
stop being tool-bags and write
its only 3 lines
guess ill keep writing
nobody has balls enough
man up and haiku
im too real for you
cant touch dis shit if u tried
i got too much steez
i read about this before
please explain this first
and people will follow suit
that was no haiku
bankitdrew you fail epic
it's five, seven, five
I wrote a good one
I will build it up a lot
my haiku is great
Before we go on
I'd like to introduce now
my greatest haiku
FTR is cool
but writing haikus is too
thats just how i roll
ok so it sucked
and i built it up too much
die in a grease fire
edit: i had to
remove a spare syllable
from the fourth haiku
I had to wiki
cause my knowledge was not good
now i make haiku
FTR people
try but cannot write Haiku's
syllable failure
I met a ginger
On MySpace and boned her hard
Now she's my girlfriend
True story
another bad beat
has one again boned me hard
no one hears my screams
aces cracked:
outside are crickets
to be heard.
(About 5-7-5,
It's one of like, fifty rules,
And least important.)
the haiku below
i will not take credit for
i heard it before
to write a poem
in seventeen syllables
is very dific
"Wat wat in the butt"
Jesus Christ, Butters is cute
But I am cuter
Arroz con pollo
Said Jay-Z in Girls, Girls, Girls
Black peeps like chicken
lol at drew
he's too lazy to google
benny sucks also
spoonit takes the cake
racial slander in haiku
spoonit a cracker
WildBob's was the worst
Fifteen syllables oh no
It's seventeen yo
"el oh el" is three
WildBob's haiku's are legit
i am no Benny
l o l o l
this thread became funnier
we should do it more
ill start a story
you guys continue with it
is that a good plan?
i went to a bar
ordered drinks and met a chick
she was pretty fine
i asked her her name
she said "Dave" and freaked me out
actually male..
free-style haiku's
are the way to go i think
that's what I will do
Madden comes out soon
I will dominate Triptanes
Lions over Chiefs
bob getting hungry
supreme pizza rolls for lunch
good stuff I M O
i like burritos
filled with beans and cheese and shit
mexicans are great
i have a boner
i want it to go away
my pants are too tight
Taquitos for lunch
They cook in toaster oven
Toast them yum yums up
actually for lunch
I now want breakfast instead
bacon, eggs, hasbrowns
that last one was wrong
actually has 4 syls
but i forgive you
I just quit my job
Unemployed and it feels good
Chilling and Boozin
That is a good pointQuote:
Originally Posted by WildBobAA
Not smart for me to expect
Literati here
Haiku about sex
in out in out in out cum
three pump chump, that's me.
Respect dies a lot.
Why do people treat me poor?
I am not a bot.
One day you will fear.
One day you will wonder where.
One day you won't dare.
I ask for one love.
And not material things.
Fragile like a dove.
I loathe to be sought.
I wish to be popular.
But this bot, cannot.
i want a cookie
chewy warm chocolaty
give me one right now
getting drunk tonight
one dollar beers at wayside
sorry for drunk posts
this is just maybe
my favourite FTR thread
for a long time
incidentally
i think favourite can be said
in two syllables
outed self as seer
it turns out that if I'm wrong
I'm gonna look 'tarded.
Heads up for rollz leg
Your bankroll I will now take
Please pass the sugar
lol werewolf
why do i even play it
i am retarded
how can this be that
this is the werewolf chat thread?
seems impractical
you guys read the rules
no werewolf talk outside thread
triptanes strike you down
oh damn, shit , sorry
Well, I'm dead toast anyway
Triptanes can bring it!
Cockroach in kitchen
Hurry grab a shoe she says
Bitch you're wearing shoes
spoonit's link is gross
tongue in ass is dirty shit
youll get diseases
ima smoke a blunt
does anyone have a match?
i cant smoke alone
im not good at these
cant help but put random shit
autumn morning sun
Wild Bob's Av is best
Gotta get dis off ma chest
All avs suck hard, no?
Oh no Bank It DrewQuote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
Stop trying to clever be
Your Haiku's suck hard
neighbor was mooching
my internet connection
i changed the password
TJ CookierQuote:
Originally Posted by kevster
what can I saw about him?
he is a legend
i am bored right now
waiting to go to the bar
call me now billee
my weekend: crazy
breaking up with girlfriend soon
we dated a year.
two kegs at my house
going to get wasted tonight
massive, sick party.
tomorrow is cool
i get up at 5 a.m.
drive to chicago
going to go see nas
tribe, de la soul, mos def, jay
electronica.
have to sleep somewhere.
st. paul is so far away
so much gas money.
[16:03] <reDZill4`chameleon> my name is yAAwn- and the nobs i attempt to pawn
[16:04] <reDZill4`chameleon> but im a really bad regulator and a premature ejaculator.
[16:04] <reDZill4`chameleon> trying to make the sexy time without commiting stagutory rape a very serious crime.
HAIKU Y/N/M?
haiku it is not
words from a faggot it is
you are my bitches
haikus are easy
but sometimes they done make sense
refrigerator
steaing a haiku
from a lame internet shirt?
Surely not, good sir.
I LOLed
Will vote for thread of the year
Very nice hand sir
Saucy is big bitch
You do not drink better beer
Way to rile me
haiku game is strong
did you jut poop a virgin?
cuz that shit is tight
one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten oh no
it stops working now
yo seven is two
syllables imho
get this shit sorted
el oh el you nitQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
there's no way you would accept
im diabetic
I can not count rightQuote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
Haiku was an epic fail
But I FMP
looking at my post
I want to sex avatar
over and over
she is pretty hot
i wish she was here right now
what's her name again?
if she was here now
she would have to be naked
that is required
i'm kinda hungry
freech is the man i love him
i really do
NOT!!!!
this is my fourth post
i have to leave the house now
spenda is a nit
this is not the first
haiku that i have written
oh wait, yes it is.
Im also hungry
Wing place just opened nearby
Will be back in ten
time to play pokah
no more two outers today
i want to run goot
stealing the next line
haiku's disrespecting you
refridgerator
saw dark knight today
o m g so amazing
heath ledger is dead
this is a gay thread
gayer than shane o'connell
that is REALLY gay
shut the fuck up dwarf
this thread is so awesome cool
paracetamol
Can not tie his tie
He is only twelve and should
respect his elders
i tried to stack youQuote:
Originally Posted by dwarfman
but you are a nit
i three bet AA
I missed this thread how?
Idea sounded stupid
Surprisingly not
Party time tonight
Will know practically no one
Thank god for liquor