so i'm hammered right now but lets talk about firsts
i hit on my first azn at a bar... i danced with her and danced with her some more and then made out and then she said he had t leave and i gave her my card. i hope htis works out
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so i'm hammered right now but lets talk about firsts
i hit on my first azn at a bar... i danced with her and danced with her some more and then made out and then she said he had t leave and i gave her my card. i hope htis works out
I LOIVE AZNS YAYAAYAYAY OMG ITS GODILZZLA
she wants your big american penis
You've been in love with asians for so long and last night was the first time you hit on one?
sober post: first asian i've hit on at a bar in nyc, it's intimidating with their super protective groups they stay in
um, i'm pretty sure i was beyond embarrassing last night, awesome
You have a card??? What does it say?
:shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
My first, and likely last landshark this weekend.
K, it's one of these two:Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
1. landshark
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
I landsharked your mom.
2. landshark
Ultimate Frisbee term used to describe a member of the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee up their bottocks, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments.
"She had no qualms using her brand new frisbee in her landshark"
its also a beer
with a little bit of logic and a tiny bit of background it should be REALLY easy to pick from those 3
Please God tell me it is number 1 and you have video!!
lol
the first time i made out with an asian she almost made my tongue bleed with her teeth. Still took her home though
Landshark ftw wtf!
I still love my FIRST/only asian girlfriend. We broke up 4 years ago, weird?
I was the only one of my friends that was still a virgin at 17. So I dated the town slut for a few weeks until a finally got mine. She cheated on me a few days later and we broke up. I was only sad cause I wasn't gettin' my robo dick wet anymore.
sixteenth
not sure what this is about but i just want to say hi to you bigred !
I really dont find Asians attractive at all
yeah agreed. We are talking about asian guys though right? Seriously ban if you are talking about females, no joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by HubertCumberdale
i'm still embarrassed about the business card thing...
yeah I didn't want to say anything about that
yeah, wtf
check this out
http://www.wegame.com/watch/Playing_with_Horses_in_AoC/
Benny Hill ftw
for a painful blowjob?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deanglow
ctb, my place tonight?Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
i got at pm from courtie with a heart in it onceQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
alright no but she loves me (and there were smilies)