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I love pets, especially cats. So why don't you post a picture of your pet (and I mean animals just in case you are into BDSM).
I am pleased to introduce Otis perhaps the most important cat of our time:
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Otis has a fun beard. I also love cats, but yesterday I ran over and killed one in my car through no fault of my own (I had no chance to react), and I have been sooooooo depressed since :cry:
This is Lucy.
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This is me and my pet hyena, she can talk too, she sounds like Whoopi Goldberg!
humans are so fucking evilQuote:
Originally Posted by Triptanes
plz don't post pics without lolcat captions
My cat caught a duckling the other day!
All her legs and belly were covered in mud and stuff so she must have like half waded in to catch the thing. Pics of cat and hamsters & fish when I get home.
Otis has a wise.
i liked cats until my room mates cat pissed on my brand new matress 3 times. i've declared war on the bastard.
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He weighs 18 pounds.
LOL UG that looks like a clone of Buspar, the infamous bed pisser. Did you steal him?
UG you ditched the black ninja guy...what gives?
UG, your cat and mine are twins. Though he doesnt weigh 18 lbs... he weighs 16.
He died and went to heaven.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
Actually, I've just been a bitch about poker lately. I haven't played enough -- even though I should be playing all the time. I've been busy but when I actually have time to play I don't, so...........I thought I'd take down the "I'M A BAD ASS MOFO" because lately I haven't been.
He will return, though, in a few days.......yes he will.
oh okay, now your current sig makes sense. i was like wtf, who is He? is that like god or something?
I have changed my sig so the above quote does not make sense. Thank you for pointing that out to me, though, I appreciate it.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
Fucking lol. "He will return." I hope people don't think I've gone all batshit religious or something......definitely not. Haha.
Okay, onto more kitty business.
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That's my cat on my coat. I'm 6-2 and weigh 215lbs so that's not a small coat, but beefcake (Cooper) makes it look tiny.
don't we have one of these threads around somewhere?
anyway, my cat Reese. Shes a huge bitch, but i love her.
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Haven't seen one pic of a dog yet, is FTR a bunch of gays?
its actually not my dog. didnt want to cause any confusion that i own the worlds ugliest dog. cant find the article, but i swears it isnt mine!!! he also has 3 legs along with 1 eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by will641
I have a dog. I'm just not gay enough to post a picture of her.
dammit my secret is out
i have 3 labs, im just too lazy to take a pic and upload it and all that shit.
Where's the dog people??
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Porkchop and T-bone, 2005
And more recent humiliations..........
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Aussie sheppard here. I don't think I have ever taken a picture of my dog
this is luna. as you can see, she is very focused on the ball behind the camera.
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I'm a thread hog :rilla: But this is the best pic of my dogs, which I couldn't get to yesterday.
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easy, what kind of dogs are those? German shorthair pointers by any chance?
Coonhound and Austrailian Cattle Dog mix.
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AKA, Mutts.
nice. mutts always make the best dogs
lol why do cats love boxes so much?
lol I have no idea, but they love the shit out of themQuote:
Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
string and laser pointers too. cats go ape shit bonkers for string and laser pointers.
You ever give them that little strip that's wrapped around your 4L milk jug lid? It's their favorite toy ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
Can we change thread name to I'm a homosexual, look at my pussy!
sorry, we're normal people here and our milk comes in gallons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
By normal do you mean 1 of 3 countries left that have yet to adapt to the superior system?Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
http://www.core77.com/blog/images/notmetric.gif
galapogos wins
No, only 3 countries to have accepted to greatest system in the world! Whatever America is using! Freeeeeeeedom!
Sean Hannity told me so.
What's with all the cats homos?
Hey I actually found one on my wifes laptop
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I still have one of these too
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Originally Posted by Muzzard
^^^^^^^^^^^
You know your cat would eat you if it was big enough.
jyms that picture never fails to crack me up.
GALA BURNED ME
cats do like the rings off of milk jugs
also "baller bands" (think Livestrong bands), my cat has hidden about five of those things from me and I can't find them
Guys with cats get heaps of action from girls. Just ask me. I had enough sex already to last me a life time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Muzzard
my dad has told me in the past of a couple fun tricks to play on cats that he assures will achieve results. put a split banana peel on their back and apparently it just parallelizes them or something. the other was putting a sock on their head, and i cant remember what entertainment that achieved. will someone do the experiment and confirm?
Yeah, the banana peel would work...not sure about the sock as my cat would probably just take it off.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
I've heard wrapping their paws in tape will make them walk really funny.
I drape t-shirts over my cat's head/body, he can't see so he runs around trying to get it off and I yell "ghost kitty!" really loud because it looks like a ghost floating really close to the floor. My wife hates it when I do that, so does the cat I'm sure.
My cat got interested in a plastic sack from a grocery store one time, too. He got his head stuck in the handle of the bag and started running around our house bumping into shit trying to get it off. Because it was around his head he was getting flipped around left and right when he'd catch it on things, we thought he was going to break his neck and some of the stuff in our house. Thankfully neither happened, but to this day our cat fucking HATES plastic bags from the grocery store.
Remember those dumb wrist wrap things? Where they were just straight, but you slap then against your wrist and they wrap around it? Well it's fun to take then and wrap them around a kitten's neck. Sounds cruel but it doesn't choke, it acts as a neck brace. It really fucks with their balance. It's fun to see them stand up, sway side to side slowly, then tip over sideways.
It's also fun to put a cooked spaghetti noodle on their back. It pisses them off and it sticks really well. We had one cat that would twitch it's back for a few seconds then race around the house like crazy until it fell off.
you can also put smarties tubes on their legs so they walk like a robot, good times, good times.
leg, you need to get your whore cat to stop being such a whore.
UG, we need to hang out.
WTF, this is a new thread??
be back shortly...
[quote="UG"]dude i just tried the bannana.....did not work.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
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The dog isn't allowed on the couch thing is working out real well.
The best thread in ages.
Silu, is that a Main Coon? He/she's gorgeous.
Here's the greatest and most handsome German Shepherd ever (even though the pics don't do him justice) - Butch!
No idea why you have to click on them to get the bigger images.
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Pics of my Beagle in this thread
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...?highlight=pet
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faggots
http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/5...964f2fdqz9.jpg
Are you ready? Are you ready? Let's get it on cmon!
Meet Stew the rabbit
aint he cute?
(bump)
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I see you partake in the playing of poker from time to time miffed.
free games onlyQuote:
Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
as if you can make money from gambling?!
wait...Quote:
Originally Posted by Miffed22001
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ghlight=rabbit
grew on ya, huh?
:shipit:
We were going to call him this anyway, but when everybody said it was the best name (i would have looked at other ideas) we went with itQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
You spelled it wrong.
im a brit, waht can i say? :cut:Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe