1. Do anything illegal you want (bank robbery, assault, rape, fraud, etc.)
2. Commit a murder (preferably in Texas).
3. Go to France.
This plan is foolproof, amirite?
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1. Do anything illegal you want (bank robbery, assault, rape, fraud, etc.)
2. Commit a murder (preferably in Texas).
3. Go to France.
This plan is foolproof, amirite?
How do I get away with committing murder in France?
I dun get it.
You don't commit the murder in France, you do it in Texas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
I think he wants to know how to keep on murdering once you get to France. ...or if you currently live there.Quote:
Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
As do I. ERr....a friend of mine I mean....hypothetically of course.
i think he is saying they won't let you be extradited if you face the death penalty. i'd recommend just getting grand theft auto.
In that case, you better get all the killing out of your system before you get there.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
IMPOSSIBLE!
*rips shirt into shreds, hulk-style*
I recomend ,just not getting caught
going to see the new film in 4 hrsQuote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
the guy in Catch Me If You Can tried it and failed imo
Main problem with your plan - you end up living in France
If you've seen the girls there, you wouldn't say this.Quote:
Originally Posted by TLR
I want to eat Baguettes in the morning for the rest of my life.
Oh, and have "French Fries" and "French Toast" without bothering to call it ""French"
Oh, I :h: Nice. At some poiunt, I will become a fucking Niçard. I only want to know how to dodge stupid taxes in the process.
Are you calling me a niçard?
I hear there's a lot of french people in France.
and they speak French tere?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
nah, just a górillard
my chef was explaining how to hold a pairing knife in such a way that made it easy to crown a lemon. You hold the blade so that it doesnt cut all the way through. He says "monsieur, do ew nuh what ah guud is?" "excuse me chef?" "a guud" "uhh..?" "gee ew ah er dee, guud!" "oh, yes. A guard chef... I see; your fingers work as a guard.."
grossQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
It's called Monaco.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer