My wife just said, "oh no, I'm covered in poo!". She wasn't literally covered but seemed to have a fair bit smattered on her leg. Q - Do i help her or not?
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My wife just said, "oh no, I'm covered in poo!". She wasn't literally covered but seemed to have a fair bit smattered on her leg. Q - Do i help her or not?
wat
I still don't know. I'm drunk and so is she. No intercourse has taken place. She just suddenly said, "I've got poo on me". I don't know where the fuck it came from.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
uhm
ummm... Tell her shower... Now...
The easiest solution is to run to the nearest pub and pick up some husky girl willing to please.
is this baby poo or wife poo? help if a, divorce if b.
hahahaha
I suggest you post your question to an internet forum while she continues to yell for help.
Then weigh all options carefully.
You've also got to look at the risk that you'll end up covered in poo yourself. And would this be of her doing?
Whatever you do, don't rush into any quick decisions.
divorce her for even knowing what poo is
Tell her to stfu and do the dishes.
try hitting her
this isn't normal british behavior?
Re-reading thread sober the next morning. Lol'd at a few suggestions (WildBob's particularly).
Don't think it was poo in the end. Just looked like poo. I'd forgotten the whole incident this morning because I was so smashed last night until the wife reminded me and I kind of remembered posting something.
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Originally Posted by bode
And here I thought my losing streak was bad.