How to pwn Nutsinho. A few hands.

I don't usually play heads up but here are some hands from a session last night. Villain was maniac donk with a rediculously high bluff frequency.

1. PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

nutsinho ($61.80)
Hero ($54.40)

Preflop: Hero is Button with http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/8s.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/ts.gif.
Hero calls $0.25, BB checks.

Flop: ($1) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/8c.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/2s.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/ah.gif (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1, BB raises to $3, Hero calls $2.

Turn: ($7) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/tc.gif (2 players)
BB bets $4.5, Hero calls $4.50.

River: ($16) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/qs.gif (2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero calls $11.

Final Pot: $38

Results in white below:
BB has 2h 3s (one pair, twos).
Hero has 8s Ts (two pair, tens and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $38.

2.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

nutsinho ($57.75)
Hero ($64.15)

Preflop: Hero is Button with http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/7d.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/jd.gif.
Hero raises to $1.5, BB calls $1.

Flop: ($3) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/qd.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/3s.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/3d.gif (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2, BB raises to $6, Hero raises to $17, BB folds.

Final Pot: $15

Results in white below:
No showdown. Hero wins $15.

3. My personal favourite...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

nutsinho ($50.25)
Hero ($86.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/kc.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/qh.gif.
Button raises to $1.5, Hero calls $1.

Flop: ($3) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/qc.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/6s.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/6h.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1.5, Hero raises to $5, Button calls $3.50.

Turn: ($13) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/ac.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $8, Hero calls $8.

River: ($29) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/ad.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $35.75 (All-In), Hero calls $35.75.

Final Pot: $100.50

Results in white below:
Hero has Kc Qh (two pair, aces and queens).
Button has Tc 8s (two pair, aces and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $100.50.

Any thoughts much appreciated guys. Be interested to hear advice on dealing with bad, over bluffing HU players like this guy.....

lol

That's not how you pwn someone, THIS is how:

2 hands from today:

Hand 1:

Seat 3: BUTTON ($355.00 in chips)
Seat 8: HERO [ JS,8C ] ($225.20 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
BUTTON posts blind ($1), HERO posts blind ($2).

PRE-FLOP
BUTTON bets $5, HERO calls $4.

FLOP [board cards 2C,9C,4D ]
HERO checks, BUTTON bets $8, HERO bets $25, BUTTON calls $17.

TURN [board cards 2C,9C,4D,6D ]
HERO checks, BUTTON checks.

RIVER [board cards 2C,9C,4D,6D,8D ]
HERO bets $95, BUTTON calls $95.

SHOWDOWN
HERO shows [ JS,8C ]
BUTTON shows [ AH,4S ]
HERO wins $252


Hand 2:

Seat 1: HERO [7c 6h] ($121.50 in chips)
Seat 2: BUTTON ($211.80 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
BUTTON posts blind ($0.5), HERO posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
BUTTON calls $0.5, HERO checks.

FLOP [board cards TH,AS,8C ]
HERO checks, BUTTON bets $2, HERO bets $7, BUTTON calls $5.

TURN [board cards TH,AS,8C,4S ]
HERO bets $16, BUTTON calls $16.

RIVER [board cards TH,AS,8C,4S,6D ]
HERO checks, BUTTON bets $35, HERO calls $35.

SHOWDOWN
HERO shows [ 7C,6H ]
BUTTON shows [ QS,9D ]
HERO wins $117.50

hand 2.

is this guy bluffing so much that you called with your 6's??

or are you just a God?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by CorbinDallas

hand 2.

is this guy bluffing so much that you called with your 6's??

or are you just a God?

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Villain wasn't very good and his line didn't make any sense.

hahaha. great thread.