My favorite poker book (NSFW)

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Before you laugh, hear me out.

First you have to realize that YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY PERFORMANCE FUCKING POKER, OK? Seriously guys, you sit around and make fun of a PROVEN 99% EFFECTIVE SYSTEM for making CONSISTENT PROFITS at the most popular poker game at this point in time, No-Limit Hold'em.

Do you even know what THE NINETEEN FUCKING HANDS SYSTEM IS ALL ABOUT? It's about boom ship it holla, be a fuckin' balla, take your money and fuck your bitch poker. No one else EVER has promoted a system that is ANYWHERE CLOSE TO BEING THIS EFFECTIVE.

I used to make fun, but then I actually read some of the book, AND I AM HOOKED. This is by far the most PROFITABLE thing out there for No-Limit Hold'em since RAKEBACK.

Thoughts?

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I'm creating a 20 hand hold'em system that's 99.2% effective

99% effective doesn't mean anything. It's like the adds on TV that say "save as much as 50%." You don't know what you can save 50% on and you don't know what effective is meaning. For all we know, it could mean 99% of the time it is effective for losing. I do know one thing though, i hope i get the opportunity to play with the people who apply this strategy.

thoughts: aokrongly is a huge douchebag who spewed bogus crap that he [somehow] passed off as poker strategy and used FTR and the admins specifically for free advertisement. when he finally got called out on it, he deleted his posts and threatened to sue for libel when FTRers critiqued his book on amazon.

something like that

i know it appears that i got leveled, but i didn't.

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Originally Posted by bigspenda73

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I'm creating a 20 hand hold'em system that's 99.2% effective

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Listen here GODDAMN IT. If you start fucking with the SYSTEM, then you can't be GUARANTEED CONSISTENT PROFITS.

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Originally Posted by rewfie40

99% effective doesn't mean anything. It's like the adds on TV that say "save as much as 50%." You don't know what you can save 50% on and you don't know what effective is meaning. For all we know, it could mean 99% of the time it is effective for losing. I do know one thing though, i hope i get the opportunity to play with the people who apply this strategy.

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WTF FJAEO;JFAWE;IOJFAW do you mean that 99% effective doesn't mean anything. DO YOU KNOW WHAT 99% IS? IT'S A NUMBER THAT'S REALLY CLOSE TO 100%, that's what.

If you play with people who apply this strategy THEY WILL FUCKING OWN YOU.

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Originally Posted by Lukie

thoughts: aokrongly is a huge douchebag who spewed bogus crap that he [somehow] passed off as poker strategy and used FTR and the admins specifically for free advertisement. when he finally got called out on it, he deleted his posts and threatened to sue for libel when FTRers critiqued his book on amazon.

something like that

i know it appears that i got leveled, but i didn't.

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You don't even have the work ethic to read his book, SO YOU WILL HAVE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.

NSFW????

whare are the naked hot chicks?

i always open NSFW and was very dissapointed

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Originally Posted by Lukie

thoughts: aokrongly is a huge douchebag who spewed bogus crap that he [somehow] passed off as poker strategy and used FTR and the admins specifically for free advertisement. when he finally got called out on it, he deleted his posts and threatened to sue for libel when FTRers critiqued his book on amazon.

something like that

i know it appears that i got leveled, but i didn't.

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You don't even have the work ethic to read his book, SO YOU WILL HAVE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.

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having a poor work ethic has it's advantages from time to time

Okay so in all seriousness, my favorite poker book is Ace on the River. What about you guys?

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Originally Posted by Lukie

thoughts: aokrongly is a huge douchebag who spewed bogus crap that he [somehow] passed off as poker strategy and used FTR and the admins specifically for free advertisement. when he finally got called out on it, he deleted his posts and threatened to sue for libel when FTRers critiqued his book on amazon.

something like that

i know it appears that i got leveled, but i didn't.

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You don't even have the work ethic to read his book, SO YOU WILL HAVE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.

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having a poor work ethic has it's advantages from time to time

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Yeah I agree.

The work ethic thing is really just about habit. Like everyone knows that guy who sits around and lives with his mom, is like 30 years old and doesn't do shit, then one day gets hooked on WoW or something then starts playing like 20 hours/day. You could say that he has some sort of work ethic in that he's putting that much time into the game. On the other hand you could say he needs to get a life.

I guess work ethic is really just the ability to be doing shit when you don't have some sort of motivation to be doing it.

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Originally Posted by flomo

NSFW????

whare are the naked hot chicks?

i always open NSFW and was very dissapointed

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yeah, what he said ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Naked chicks! I didn't forget one for you, boost.

As usual bigred comes in and saves a thread that I thought I'd regret reading.

Not safe for wiggers obv. Aka euph.

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Naked chicks! I didn't forget one for you, boost.

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i lol'ed hard

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Originally Posted by bigred

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Naked chicks! I didn't forget one for you, boost.

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I thought boost liked white chicks too.