Anyone else going? Wanna meet up, chew fat, drink beer, yadda yadda yadda?
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Anyone else going? Wanna meet up, chew fat, drink beer, yadda yadda yadda?
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LMAO!Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
Was this a continuation joke from the title of the thread? hahaha
you virgins you
1. where is it?
2. are there going to be a lot of hot female virgins there?
3. do you actually have to be a virgin to go?
4. am i making myself retarded by asking these questions?
"When I get done with him, you won't be able to recocognize him"_Steven Pica. A few days ago.....Oh the pain. The pain.....WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND! Areugonnagomyway_Kravitisms asima, don't you know what the fuck I can do? .......Plenty of talis, only one head. I waiting for the try....I came and went.Edit: and so did the festival. So, many virgins so, little time..
Sorry, I don't want to go to Darthmoor, (I'm to busy to look it up). (The Jealous Rage Tea House aka. Prison ) as a result of...Take a guess. Jealousy?.... She lied about her bankroll, is waiting to see if my steal from the other man plan works, bought a box of powdered water and didn't know what to add so, I'll put it up on the fridge and run a hose to the sink/ I'll figure it out, bought a map of Briton it's actual size, bought a second just in case, 1 kilometer = 1 kilometer, can't figure metric miles like me, has to hitch to the casino, bought a bolt cutter just in case her relationship goes North, cheats at solitaire, No, she doesn't! Yes, she does..., She's chronic, stay the hell out of my way, submitted the winning title name for my new movie: (The XX Files/ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. Nevermind.), keeps her weight down so she doesn't become a laughingstock e.g., a cattle with a sense of humor, picks up the rice at the church where a wedding has been and makes sure she can sell it, has never met an an alien like, moi. Hang glide crash. I was destroyed. Gonna steal My Thunder, are we? Go ahead, I died! Or, am mostly dead. Is, a habitual liar such as myself, knot. But, tries to keep up on new weasel skills. At least she thinks she plays chess, much. Has ambitions and thoughts. Wish I did. I was told she spilled spot remover on her dog on purpose. He vanished. Tried it on a cat named Spot, An Immortal. Nice try. She vanished twice. Sorry, I'll pass....... Kids, OK. She got game. PR: Astronomy, Newtonian Physics, Metal Detecting/Metallurgy , Archery, Upholstery with fine Corinthian leather, Survey and Drafting, Electrical Engineering, Blacksmithing or, attempts at other basic skills..thoughts. Contempt. Plain t-shirt and regular nylon whatever, slight runs a turn on that cannot be redeemed No frills. Thinking, is not the best way to travel. Take my word for it...! Again. Squared. ......Wait until we get old! Understands mathematical jokes...X!=?X?...| X=xx?...?!|XX=XX|0=x|? absolute value of -1=?...............You.| Wrong. .......F=MA | In other words; only I have a whole lot of nothing to talk about and all the time in the world to do it in. Sign. Out. Wrong team. Grave diggers stay in. Gold diggers check out. Life is a remakable game. I never know if, I will ever win. All I know is that I'm determined not to lose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunder
1. where is it?
uk
2. are there going to be a lot of hot female virgins there?
maybe, probs more than a normal fest cos it's full of rich indie kids
3. do you actually have to be a virgin to go?
No
4. am i making myself retarded by asking these questions?
yes
also im not going cos im going to reading fest as its walking distance from my house.
Fidelity is not a laughing matter. Delayed gratification has just been extended...(Ten Years After) IT"S gr rrrrrrGRRRRReen! Wuf Wuf Wuf
And so are the violent kids of England. I've seen them in action. (It's no party for an ugly old bastard like me anyway). Be glad that some, got some self restraint. P. S. Don't try this on my planet. Sail on, silver girl. Sail on by. Your time has come to shine. All your dreams are on their way. SEE, how they shine!
showboatlou your posts are magnificent
whats with all these weird fests? there needs to be a totally livin' fest imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by badgers
All you need is love and an old lady who owns gas stations and a liquor store...Thanks., Mary SMOKE THIS!
rage are hopefully playing at reading now thats what i call livin'Quote:
Originally Posted by EzDuzIt
wait what there's a festival for people who haven't had sex?
Do you like cigars?
When I can get'em.
Try this one.
How did you know I have dry leprosy, that it isn't contagious?
I didn't............................................ ...................................... Click.
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I don't believe in coincidences. Anytime..Click.
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You know what the poet said, don't you, Brad?... Through the travail of ages, through the pomp and toils of war, have I fought and strove and perished countless times upon a star. As through a glass in darkly.. Click. I don't know anybody named, Iris...Suck on this. Click. ..and you found these Roman coins there? Yes, Tony... They are quite well preserved. They feel..Click.The needs of the many outweigh, the needs of the few or, the one. Click. I got two pair! two pair!........ Three of a kind beats two pair you dumb truck..... Hun? Click. Boronov, ..you've got to roar once in a while....Click. I milked the cat. You milked the cat? You can pretty much milk anything that has nipples. I have nipples Greg, can you milk me? Click. The leads are weak? You're weak! Coffee, is for closers. Click. ZULE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Click. If you lied to me, I'm gonna blow your fucking balls off. Click. Merry Christmas Dammit! Click. It looks like we're a Fibercon Family after all! Ha ha ha Click. You might say that Jethro totes water with a leaky bucket. Click. Only one thing matters in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. Click. Yes, Lovvie? Click. The Red Team won. The Red team our champions....! Click. Yes, this was a Roman latrine, Tony. Click. The children of the night..what music they make.... Click. You're a Scorpion. I can tell. Click. He was telling the truth.... Here, I don't wantchu bleed on my floor. Click.
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Do you know the poet?????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????ME.
Chop chop, sweet Charlotte. Chop chop til he's dead. Chop chop, sweet Charlotte, chop off his hand and head. To meet, your lover you ran, chop chop. Now every one understands. Click. Farewell and adieu all you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu you ladies of Spain... Click. Morticia!, you spoke, French! Click. I understand. Click. I'm a Chaotician. Click. Anytime. I spared no exepense. Click. Of course your right. Click. Anytime. Click.
Mr. White, I've never said this to anyone but, I wear womens clothes.........Are you a fruit? Oh no! Not, at all! I love women. I was even a paratrooper in the war. Though, I was wearing a brazier at the time. Click. You are sooo, ODD?...............I am madly in love with you! Click. Anytime. Click.
Looking for that special, "Someone?" Call me. Call me now! I'm waiting. Call me. Call me, now Click. "Not hardly, my girlfriend and mistress would not approve. Mother, would be furious. Darlene? Darlene? Out. Ain't shit on. One more try.." Click. I aint got time to bleed... "Yes!" Click. " Fine movie. I love a happy ending. Let's, try for two in a row."
... So, hop hop hop with Hopper! "Houston, we've got a problem........Darling, Darlene?... Hun?.. Sorry, to wake ya but, there's something you gotta see...ok...While we got a minute," Do you want to breed? "Hun?,, coincidence......... Damn reruns". ?
Virgin Festival? I am sure that 2+2 will be deserted.
Nothing further to add. + Nothing further to add.
wow
Glastonbury FTW
wtf showboat please don't edit those posts they were AMAZING!
I'm fixing a hole where the rain crept in and stopped my mind from wandering....fixed. An elephant never forgets.....Don't mind me. It's only pain and suffering. Maybe, I'll go over to Earls house and watch some movies later.....I'm taking the time for a number of things that, weren't important yesterday. And I still go, oh oh oh...Fixing a hole where the rain crept in, stopped...........Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air. And deep beneath the rolling waves in labyrinths of coral caves. The echo's of a distant time come streaming in on sunlight wings and everything is green in submarine....And so I throw the widows wide and call to you across the the sky.............Spent some time, feeling inferior. Standing in front of my mirror. Combed my hair in a thousand ways but, I came outlooking just the same..you didn't have to come here anyway. So, remember every picture tells a story don't it. Every picture tells a story don't it......Innagoddastrongasiam don't you know that I love you. Innagoddastrongasiam don't you know..Dun dun danuta dunt. Goldfinger_Ertha Kitt. Go away little girl._Osmonds Just you know why. Why you and I_ Buddy Holly Crying_Roy Orberson. I just want to talk to you. I won't do you no harm. I just want to talk about_Jimi Hendrix Many is the time I've been mistaken_Paul Simon I am just a poor boy though my story_Simon and Garfunkel Return to me_Dean Martin There's a house on a hill by a worn down wheatherd old mill, in the valley below where the river winds, there's no such thing as bad times...I ain't got a penny for Cotton Ginny to spend but then, the wheel goes round._Gordon Lightfoot Through the woodland through the valley comes a horsemen wild and free_|Danana dunt dunt dunt dunt donnnnuntiunt
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You managed to get a ticket?? I HATE YOU!!!! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by badgers
u forgot to edit this one?Quote:
Originally Posted by showboatlou
Yeah I posted that before the tickets were sold and I was out on the night they went on sale.Quote:
Originally Posted by dwarfman
FAIL
Although they sell them on the door on thursday I think so I'll queue for hours and go and get one then I guess. I simply HAVE to see rage.
Yeah that's what we're going to do. Probs gonna get a night train up and camp wednesday night /thurs morn to make damn sure we all get tickets.Quote:
Originally Posted by badgers
are "girls gone wild " going to be there?
some pics of hot female virgins would be great
thanks
Hmmm,
Cannot see why this was moved from the live poker section as I was talking about a Live poker tournament, and other posts talk about live events, such as meeting up.
rofl i feel stupid now.