VP Pappy Speaketh on Poker

"Never raise a hand to your children...slow-play the little bastards!"
--VP Pappy
"Good players have their place in the game of poker and hopefully it will be at a table where I'm not playing."
--VP Pappy
"A losing poker hand is sometimes disguised as a winning one. Your ability to read people will help you reveal which one it is."
--VP Pappy
"The more I learn about poker, the more the thought of playing for real money scares the hell out of me."
--VP Pappy
"The measure of a any great player is not how he plays his best hands, but how he plays his worst ones."
--VP Pappy
"I'd give you advice on how to play poker Son, but I've only been playing the game for about fifty years, so I'm still learning.
--VP Pappy
"When playing poker, do as Buddha says:
"Give up anger, renounce pride."
--VP Pappy

did u really come up with those on ur own? some of them are really good, including: 2 5 and 6

personally, 1, 2, and 5 are my favorites.

#1 made me grab the cards, fix the deck, and deal in my 2 year old. he oversetted me, the bastard!


while the winners are counting their money, the losers are yelling, "DEAL!!"
--??

someone care to take a shot at who said that famous quote?

Number one made me roll.

solid first post atleast.

Welcome to the forums.

My favorite is #8