Your laggtardishness doesn't impress me

Converter not handling this stuff, so apologies for the raw hhs. Villain is LordenDelly. I'm not running PT but notice he's 3-betting a ton. I'm playing him fairly cautiously and then I see this hand go down...

Full Tilt Poker Game #3676698651: Table Moorpoint (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:41:06 ET - 2007/09/26
Seat 1: gekko unltd ($175.45)
Seat 2: LordenDelly ($202.15)
Seat 3: ChowMingS2 ($23.50)
Seat 4: Warpe ($98.50)
Seat 5: turbosp44 ($116.90)
Seat 6: rig_you ($96.20)
ChowMingS2 has 5 seconds left to act
ChowMingS2 posts the small blind of $0.50
Warpe posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Warpe [9s 5h]
turbosp44 folds
rig_you folds
gekko unltd raises to $3.50
LordenDelly raises to $12
rig_you adds $3.80
ChowMingS2 folds
Warpe folds
gekko unltd calls $8.50
*** FLOP *** [8h 7c 6s]
gekko unltd has 15 seconds left to act
gekko unltd checks
LordenDelly checks
*** TURN *** [8h 7c 6s] [5s]
gekko unltd has 15 seconds left to act
gekko unltd checks
LordenDelly checks
*** RIVER *** [8h 7c 6s 5s] [3s]
gekko unltd checks
LordenDelly checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LordenDelly shows [Qh Ts] Queen Ten high
gekko unltd shows [Ah Kh] Ace King high
gekko unltd wins the pot ($24.25) with Ace King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $25.50 | Rake $1.25
Board: [8h 7c 6s 5s 3s]
Seat 1: gekko unltd showed [Ah Kh] and won ($24.25) with Ace King high
Seat 2: LordenDelly (button) showed [Qh Ts] and lost with Queen Ten high
Seat 3: ChowMingS2 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Warpe (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: turbosp44 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: rig_you didn't bet (folded)

(Edit: ^^^ lol, just noticed I woulda flopped a straight there)

a little later...

Full Tilt Poker Game #3676709751: Table Moorpoint (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:43:29 ET - 2007/09/26
Seat 1: gekko unltd ($187.70)
Seat 2: LordenDelly ($171.15)
Seat 3: ChowMingS2 ($23)
Seat 4: Warpe ($98.50)
Seat 5: turbosp44 ($115.40)
Seat 6: rig_you ($117.45)
LordenDelly posts the small blind of $0.50
ChowMingS2 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Warpe [4c 6d]
Warpe folds
turbosp44 folds
rig_you folds
gekko unltd has 15 seconds left to act
gekko unltd raises to $3.50
LordenDelly raises to $11.50
ChowMingS2 folds
gekko unltd has 15 seconds left to act
gekko unltd calls $8
*** FLOP *** [7s 7h 9s]
LordenDelly bets $20
gekko unltd has 15 seconds left to act
gekko unltd calls $20
*** TURN *** [7s 7h 9s] [Kc]
LordenDelly checks
gekko unltd has 15 seconds left to act
gekko unltd checks
*** RIVER *** [7s 7h 9s Kc] [Qc]
LordenDelly has 15 seconds left to act
LordenDelly bets $56
gekko unltd has 15 seconds left to act
gekko unltd has requested TIME
gekko unltd folds
Uncalled bet of $56 returned to LordenDelly
LordenDelly mucks
LordenDelly wins the pot ($61)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $64 | Rake $3
Board: [7s 7h 9s Kc Qc]
Seat 1: gekko unltd (button) folded on the River
Seat 2: LordenDelly (small blind) collected ($61), mucked
Seat 3: ChowMingS2 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Warpe didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: turbosp44 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: rig_you didn't bet (folded)

so...

Full Tilt Poker Game #3676735368: Table Moorpoint (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:49:02 ET - 2007/09/26
Seat 1: gekko unltd ($153.20)
Seat 2: LordenDelly ($202.65)
Seat 3: ChowMingS2 ($20)
Seat 4: Warpe ($101.55)
Seat 5: turbosp44 ($112.40)
Seat 6: rig_you ($119.45)
rig_you posts the small blind of $0.50
gekko unltd posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Warpe [Qd Ks]
LordenDelly raises to $3.50
ChowMingS2 folds
Warpe calls $3.50
turbosp44 folds
rig_you folds
gekko unltd has 15 seconds left to act
gekko unltd folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs Td 5d]
LordenDelly bets $8.50
Warpe raises to $34
LordenDelly raises to $199.15, and is all in
Warpe calls $64.05, and is all in
LordenDelly shows [9c Tc]
Warpe shows [Qd Ks]
Uncalled bet of $101.10 returned to LordenDelly
*** TURN *** [Qs Td 5d] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Qs Td 5d 7s] [Ac]
LordenDelly shows a pair of Tens
Warpe shows a pair of Queens
Warpe wins the pot ($201.60) with a pair of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $204.60 | Rake $3
Board: [Qs Td 5d 7s Ac]
Seat 1: gekko unltd (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: LordenDelly showed [9c Tc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 3: ChowMingS2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Warpe showed [Qd Ks] and won ($201.60) with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: turbosp44 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: rig_you (small blind) folded before the Flop


Full Tilt Poker Game #3676740238: Table Moorpoint (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:50:03 ET - 2007/09/26
Seat 1: gekko unltd ($151.70)
Seat 2: LordenDelly ($101.60)
Seat 3: ChowMingS2 ($20)
Seat 4: Warpe ($201.60)
Seat 5: turbosp44 ($112.40)
Seat 6: rig_you ($118.95)
LordenDelly posts the small blind of $0.50
ChowMingS2 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Warpe [Jh Ac]
Warpe raises to $3.50
turbosp44 folds
rig_you folds
gekko unltd folds
LordenDelly raises to $11.50
ChowMingS2 folds
Warpe calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Td 8s As]
LordenDelly bets $24
Warpe raises to $190.10, and is all in
LordenDelly folds
Uncalled bet of $166.10 returned to Warpe
Warpe mucks
Warpe wins the pot ($69)
LordenDelly adds $33.90
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $72 | Rake $3
Board: [Td 8s As]
Seat 1: gekko unltd (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: LordenDelly (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: ChowMingS2 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Warpe collected ($69), mucked
Seat 5: turbosp44 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: rig_you didn't bet (folded)

I def considered calling this one but thought better of it...

Full Tilt Poker Game #3676769876: Table Moorpoint (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:56:07 ET - 2007/09/26
Seat 2: LordenDelly ($93.20)
Seat 4: Warpe ($231)
Seat 5: turbosp44 ($110.40)
Warpe has 5 seconds left to act
Warpe posts the small blind of $0.50
turbosp44 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Warpe [Qs Ac]
LordenDelly raises to $3.50
Warpe raises to $11.50
turbosp44 folds
LordenDelly raises to $93.20, and is all in
Warpe has 15 seconds left to act
Warpe folds
Uncalled bet of $81.70 returned to LordenDelly
LordenDelly mucks
LordenDelly wins the pot ($24)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24 | Rake $0
Seat 2: LordenDelly (button) collected ($24), mucked
Seat 4: Warpe (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: turbosp44 (big blind) folded before the Flop

the rest is anticlimactic...

Full Tilt Poker Game #3676785997: Table Moorpoint (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:59:23 ET - 2007/09/26
Seat 2: LordenDelly ($103.20)
Seat 3: Clahan ($42.70)
Seat 4: Warpe ($215)
Seat 5: turbosp44 ($113.30)
Clahan posts the small blind of $0.50
Warpe has 5 seconds left to act
Warpe posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Warpe [Ts 7s]
turbosp44 folds
LordenDelly raises to $3.50
Clahan folds
Warpe calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [Td 8h 3h]
Warpe bets $5
LordenDelly calls $5
*** TURN *** [Td 8h 3h] [7d]
Warpe bets $13
LordenDelly calls $13
*** RIVER *** [Td 8h 3h 7d] [8c]
Warpe checks
LordenDelly checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Warpe shows [Ts 7s] two pair, Tens and Eights
LordenDelly mucks
Warpe wins the pot ($41.50) with two pair, Tens and Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $43.50 | Rake $2
Board: [Td 8h 3h 7d 8c]
Seat 2: LordenDelly (button) mucked [9c 9d] - two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 3: Clahan (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Warpe (big blind) showed [Ts 7s] and won ($41.50) with two pair, Tens and Eights
Seat 5: turbosp44 didn't bet (folded)


Full Tilt Poker Game #3676825227: Table Moorpoint (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:07:19 ET - 2007/09/26
Seat 2: LordenDelly ($125.95)
Seat 3: jaybibs ($105.60)
Seat 4: Warpe ($245.30)
Warpe has 5 seconds left to act
Warpe posts the small blind of $0.50
LordenDelly posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Warpe [9s Ah]
jaybibs folds
Warpe raises to $3
LordenDelly has 15 seconds left to act
LordenDelly folds
Uncalled bet of $2 returned to Warpe
Warpe mucks
Warpe wins the pot ($2)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2 | Rake $0
Seat 2: LordenDelly (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: jaybibs (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Warpe (small blind) collected ($2), mucked



Full Tilt Poker Game #3676826832: Table Moorpoint (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:07:38 ET - 2007/09/26
Seat 2: LordenDelly ($124.95)
Seat 3: jaybibs ($105.60)
Seat 4: Warpe ($246.30)
LordenDelly posts the small blind of $0.50
jaybibs posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Warpe [Qs Ts]
Warpe raises to $3.50
LordenDelly has 15 seconds left to act
LordenDelly raises to $11.50
jaybibs folds
Warpe calls $8
*** FLOP *** [4s Qc Jd]
LordenDelly checks
Warpe bets $17
LordenDelly has 15 seconds left to act
Shapes09 sits down
Shapes09 adds $34.15
LordenDelly folds
Uncalled bet of $17 returned to Warpe
Warpe mucks
Warpe wins the pot ($23)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24 | Rake $1
Board: [4s Qc Jd]
Seat 2: LordenDelly (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: jaybibs (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Warpe (button) collected ($23), mucked