How Not to Play AA

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

UTG+1 ($99)
MP1 ($142.40)
MP2 ($47.40)
CO ($124.60)
Button ($46.85)
Hero ($100.50)
BB ($60.90)
UTG ($57.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif, 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif.
5 folds, Button calls $1, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($3) 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, Thttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, 7http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif (3 players)
Hero bets $2, BB calls $2, Button raises to $8, Hero raises to $21, BB folds, Button raises to $45.85, Hero calls $24.85.

Turn: ($96.70) 7http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif (2 players)

River: ($96.70) 9http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif (2 players)

Final Pot: $96.70

Button has AA here.

You should come to iPoker, that shit happens all the time here - crazy 51/0 fuckers who limp every pot and minbet on each street (but call massive raises), all types of stuff.

Seems to be all the rage now (even with "solid" players) to limp AA and jam the pot on every street. Happened to me the other day where I limp A9, flop was A 9 7, and I run into heavy resistance on every street. I put him on a set of 7's and the river is a beautiful 9 and we get it allin and he flips AA. I say "Rounders" and the table cracks up...AA was the ONLY hand that beat me BTW. Oh well...at least I can say they made a movie about my hand.

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Originally Posted by djzcko

Seems to be all the rage now (even with "solid" players) to limp AA and jam the pot on every street. Happened to me the other day where I limp A9, flop was A 9 7, and I run into heavy resistance on every street. I put him on a set of 7's and the river is a beautiful 9 and we get it allin and he flips AA. I say "Rounders" and the table cracks up...AA was the ONLY hand that beat me BTW. Oh well...at least I can say they made a movie about my hand.

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lol cute

A quick one from me to show how you dont play AK (i know its not AA but w/e foo!

Hand 686,136,259, Started at 08/06/2007 10:07 PM (EDT)
Table 'Riverside': $2-$2 No Limit HE (Real)
Seat 3: jramskov1 ($115.50 in chips)
Seat 5: MyMumHasAIDS ($251.25 in chips)
Seat 6: Bjorka_kb ($114.45 in chips)
Seat 7: Collector. ($614.40 in chips)
Seat 9: SOLAL x ($130 in chips) (on the button)
*** Blind Bet Round *** :
jramskov1 : Post Blind ($1)
MyMumHasAIDS : Post Blind ($2)
Dealt to MyMumHasAIDS: Ac
Dealt to MyMumHasAIDS: Kd
*** Pre-Flop *** :
Bjorka_kb : Bet ($4)
Collector. : Raise ($8)
SOLAL x : Fold
jramskov1 : Fold
MyMumHasAIDS : Raise ($22)
Bjorka_kb : Fold
Collector. : Call ($16)
*** Flop *** : 6s Kc Ks
MyMumHasAIDS : Check
Collector. : Check
*** Turn *** : [ 6s Kc Ks ] 10h
MyMumHasAIDS : Bet ($40)
Collector. : Raise ($99)
MyMumHasAIDS : Raise ($118)
Collector. : Raise ($118)
MyMumHasAIDS : Raise ($69.25)
MyMumHasAIDS : All In ($227.25)
Collector. : Call ($10.25)
*** River *** : [ 6s Kc Ks 10h ] 3h
Dealt to MyMumHasAIDS: Ac
Dealt to MyMumHasAIDS: Kd
Dealt to Collector.: 10c
Dealt to Collector.: 10s
Dealt to Collector.: 10c
Dealt to Collector.: 10s
MyMumHasAIDS : Show Cards
Collector. : Show Cards
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $504.50 | Rake: $3
Board: [ 6s Kc Ks 10h 3h ]
jramskov1 lost $1
MyMumHasAIDS lost $251.25 Shows [ Ac Kd ] (three Kings)
Bjorka_kb lost $4
Collector. bet $251.25, collected $504.50, net $253.25 Shows [ 10c 10s ] (a full house, tens full of Kings)
SOLAL x lost $0

lol at me not being able to push in one go.