Magic Vending Machine Game

Time for a silly game.

The Magic Vending Machine, you can put anything in it and hit the button... the poster below you tells you what you get.

ie -
I insert a South Park DVD
You get a brand new Awesome-O 3000.

I insert George Bush...

You get 1200 dead Iraqis and 12Billion Gallons of Crude Oil.

I insert $10,000

You get 10,000 junior bacon cheeseburgers

I insert Muxy

You get $10,000

I insert 9999 junior bacon cheeseburgers

You get Xianti

I insert an electric toothbrush

LOL Xianti.

You get cavities anyway.

I insert my 2 cents...

You get deaf ears.

I insert my deepest regrets...

You get a printout of you posting in this thread.

I insert my norwegian trouser snake.

you get a poor copy of a d&g belt

i insert a squirrel

you get 1.7lbs ground beef

i insert an ounce of pure columbian cocaine

You get a werewolf carcass!

I insert http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5...ionairebz9.gif

You get a retarded Chamillionaire? "Chamillatard?

I insert gabe.

You get mono.

I insert Jessica Alba.

You get a horn.

I insert a donkey

You get 2 outered

I insert a beer

You get a saturday night donkey

I insert Vodka, Kahlua and ice cubes.

You get a vagina

I insert my keyboard.

you get a sticky keyboard

i insert my robe and wizard hat

you disapear

I insert my Bank roll.

It's says your short $0.25

I insert my house (since it hasn't sold yet)

You get your asking price

I insert toilet roll

You get skid marks in your boxers.

I insert a Full Tilt Hand History...

You get sent to the bad beat forum.

Can I have my $10,000 back?

Depends, where is the 10,000 bacon cheesburgers.

I insert the werewolf game thread

you get triptanes, the best mod ever

I insert a lvl 43 night elf priest

You get your mother.

I insert a coaster.

You get a clip round the ear for leaving ringmarks on the coffe table.

I insert Mel Gibson

you get ugly

i insert my ex

You get herpes.

I insert your ex.

You get deja-vu

I insert my accoustic guitar

You get HOwie Day

I insert http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...timeplzlee.gif

you get beat up on xmas evening

i insert my old couch

You get $1.52 in change and a used condom.

I insert Johnny Cash

You get rilla's ounce of pure columbian cocaine back.

I insert soylent green.

you get two soylent yellows and a red for change

I insert my copy of HLHE T&P

You get 50 sklansky bux.

I insert a half-full glass of water.

you get a copy of susan vaughan´s "half empty, half full: understanding the psychological roots of optimism"

i insert a Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince CD

you get some bad eighties fashion and a DVD of the first season of the Fresh prince of Belair.

I insert a pamphlet with everything I ever learned about poker, with illustrations done by Gary Larson

You get a poster of the "Why dinosaurs became extinct" Larson joke, except with a donkey instead of a dinosaur.

I insert a flying saucer.

you get a broken tea cup

i insert a Porterhouse steak

You get an LED displayed 7H|\|K U (Thank you for the old people)

I insert 300 units of minerals and 200 units of Vespene Gas

You get a 330ml can of Coca Cola.

I insert 3 £10 notes.

You get a gloryhole into which you can insert a body part of your choice and have it sucked on by a hot girl/guy/shemale. Sex of the suckee depends on where Jupiter stands in relation to earth's moon at the time of insertion.

I insert Gabe's unballa keyring-discount thingie.

You saved $.39!

I insert Halv's recent successes

You get Jehovahs Witness's Knocking on your door.



I insert my Home Made Poker Table.

You get a folding table with a piece of green felt...back.

I insert Optimus Prime and a case of beer.

You get a Transformer that gets himself into an untieable knot and screaming like a little girl from the leg cramp.

I insert Euphoricism, head first.

You get a canadian that gets himself into an untieable knot and screaming like a little girl from the leg cramp.

I insert 56.2 GB of MP3's (I'm doing a little spring cleaning :D).

you get a $20 iTunes gift certificate

i insert a cactus

you get cacti

insert leroy jenkins

You get chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarged!

I insert a leg.

you get it STOLEN

insert chuck norris

You get a third fist hidden under your beard.

I insert David Hasselhoff.

You get "The Hoff"


I insert my mom

You get redgrape.

I insert ripjongotti.

You get

Seat 1: cammelb ($880 in chips)
Seat 2: Howie wins ($1,240 in chips)
Seat 3: .Aleatoris. ($3,915 in chips)
Seat 4: Le comique ($2,727 in chips)
Seat 5: RIPJohnGotti [JD,9S] ($1,295 in chips)
Seat 6: parenti ($1,688 in chips)
Seat 9: ZZsleepy ($1,520 in chips)
Seat 10: chaosnhavoc ($1,735 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
Le comique posts blind ($75), RIPJohnGotti posts blind ($150).

PRE-FLOP
parenti folds, ZZsleepy folds, chaosnhavoc folds, cammelb calls $150, Howie wins folds, .Aleatoris. folds, Le comique calls $75, RIPJohnGotti checks.

FLOP [board cards 7H,JH,3H ]
Le comique checks, RIPJohnGotti checks, cammelb checks.

TURN [board cards 7H,JH,3H,6D ]
Le comique checks, RIPJohnGotti bets $300, cammelb calls $300, Le comique folds.

RIVER [board cards 7H,JH,3H,6D,KH ]
RIPJohnGotti checks, cammelb checks.

SHOWDOWN
RIPJohnGotti shows [ JD,9S ]
cammelb shows [ JC,AC ]
cammelb wins $1,050.




I insert a pair of blunt scissors.

you gouge your eyes out after thinking about ripjohngotti


insert my new deck

You become Darren Brown


You insert Miss Piggy

you get german style "schweinehaxen"


i insert an empty moneybag

You get benny999's bankroll after the Balla challenge is over.

I insert you.

You get XTR's Thialand mistress.

I insert Spoonitnows fat chick

You get a jammed vending machine.

I insert Prozach's perpetual motion device.

You get a breakthrough of epic proportions.

I insert a picture of myself cruising around the universe with my good friend, Zach, Inventor of earth's first perpetual motion machine.

you get motion sickness

I insert paris hilton

you get a videocamera with nightvision

I insert Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!

You get a Chrysler Cordoba with Corinthian leather:

http://www.tocmp.com/pix/images/1976...SportCoupe.jpg

I insert Tattoo

you get this nice full serve vending service
http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/sp...ingmachine.jpg


I insert Sarah Silverman's bra and G string after inhaling all the smell

You get Poop on your nose.

I insert my hotornot.com picture

you catch your brother giving you a ten and intense awkwardness ensues.

I insert a winning mega millions lotto ticket.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by boostNslide

you catch your brother giving you a ten and intense awkwardness ensues.

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Would it be that awkward? They look just like each other so it would be like ISF gave himself a ten, right?

Anyway, you get the Lost numbers and Hurley's bad luck.

I insert my insomnia.

You get 2nd place in the TOC,

I insert gabes BALLING OUT OF CONTROL thread

You get mono but lose your game.

I insert a Snus. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snus)

Quote:

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Originally Posted by HalvSame

Quote:

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Originally Posted by boostNslide

you catch your brother giving you a ten and intense awkwardness ensues.

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Would it be that awkward? They look just like each other so it would be like ISF gave himself a ten, right?

Anyway, you get the Lost numbers and Hurley's bad luck.

I insert my insomnia.

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moments that can potentially lead to incestuous homo-erotic encounters are clearly never anything but awkward.

I insert the POPE

You can't insert anything before the vending machine has completed the previous request!