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05-23-2007, 11:06 AM
nutsinho

Beat:

busto, homeless, no car, no cell phone....thoughts?
05-23-2007, 11:15 AM
dsmrolla06

At least you have the internet?
05-23-2007, 11:52 AM
gabe

at least you have the internet
05-23-2007, 11:53 AM
XTR1000

aint got no money
aint got no clothes
aint got no car
can get no hoes
05-23-2007, 11:57 AM
Rondavu

Prostitution Obv
05-23-2007, 12:18 PM
swiggidy

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Originally Posted by gabe

at least you have the internet.

FYP
05-23-2007, 12:30 PM
givememyleg

on street corner stealing wireless with your laptop?
05-23-2007, 12:39 PM
bigred

There's a guy who sleeps at the local 24 hour laundromat sometimes.
05-23-2007, 01:13 PM
nutsinho

thanks guys
05-23-2007, 01:53 PM
gabe

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Originally Posted by swiggidy

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Originally Posted by gabe

at least you have the internet.

FYP?

FYP
05-23-2007, 02:05 PM
bigspenda73

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Originally Posted by gabe

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Originally Posted by swiggidy

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Originally Posted by gabe

at least you have the internet.

FYP?

FYP?

FYP?
05-23-2007, 02:20 PM
swiggidy

^^ nice

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Originally Posted by nutsinho

thanks guys

If you're looking for sympathy/suggestions you went about it the wrong way?
05-23-2007, 02:24 PM
gabe

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Originally Posted by bigspenda73

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Originally Posted by gabe

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Originally Posted by swiggidy

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Originally Posted by gabe

at least you have the internet.

FYP?

FYP?

FYP.

fyp
05-23-2007, 02:30 PM
Pelion

Whats the story?
05-23-2007, 02:39 PM
Rondavu

There's a big french guy named Jeanne Pierre down at the muffin shop. He'll take you in.
05-23-2007, 03:02 PM
cardsman1992

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Originally Posted by Rondavu

There's a big french guy named Jeanne Pierre down at the muffin shop. He'll take you in.

Damn, dude, I didn't know you were French.....
05-23-2007, 03:45 PM
JJDAMAN

Lets turn this into a beat thread.

Last weekend a bunch of people I know are going to be in a club. Im 18 (underage) but have a (bad) fake id. Me a friend go to an alley to piss before we go into the nightclub line up. As we leave these cops yell at me to ask what i was doing in the alley. I tell him I was just chillen with my friend. Asshole british cop tells me he was watching me from up the block and saw me taking a piss on the dumpster out back. He tells me if I told him the truth, there would've been no trouble, but since I lied about it he's gonna give me a ticket. I'm pissed off and drunk, but kinof keep my composure. Cop lectures me and writes up my ticket for "urinating". The cop finishes writing the ticket and is telling me how to pay or appeal, but before he can finish his sentence I interrupt him and say "just give me my ticket." The cop tells me I have an attitude problem, but no additional damage and we leave. So now I have a $100 ticket for peeing, but the night still has exciting implications. My friend that was also peeing got no ticket..?

Anyways, we go into the nightclub lineup, and its pretty packed. We get to the bouncer, and sure enough he not only rejects my ID, but confiscates it. I tell him i'll "do anything to get it back." He asks for $40, and I tell him no fucking way. The ID is not great, it works to get into strip clubs or low key bars etc. but is sketchy to get into more popular joints. I'll be 19 in a couple weeks anywas.

Night ends by getting rejected at another bar, because I now have no ID, but another friend somehow sneeks me through a back door. Get wasted and go home.

Share your beats.
05-23-2007, 04:39 PM
givememyleg

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Originally Posted by Pelion

Whats the story?
05-24-2007, 11:10 AM
lolzzz_321

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Originally Posted by givememyleg

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Originally Posted by Pelion

Whats the story?
05-24-2007, 12:05 PM
WildBobAA

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Originally Posted by Triptanes

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Originally Posted by givememyleg

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Originally Posted by Pelion

What's the story?

FYP
05-24-2007, 01:03 PM
swiggidy

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Originally Posted by WildBobAA

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Originally Posted by Triptanes

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Originally Posted by givememyleg

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Originally Posted by Pelion

What's the story.

FYP?

sigh...

FYFYP?
05-24-2007, 03:03 PM
gabe

good fix swig
05-24-2007, 03:50 PM
swiggidy

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Originally Posted by gabe

good fix swig?

ty sir?
05-24-2007, 09:08 PM
bode

enough
05-24-2007, 09:29 PM
boost

the fyping is confusing me.

why are you homeless sir?

My br has gotten very close to busto since Ive signed my lease. Im half way through the lease now and starting school with 23k/yr tuition. Livin on the edge is fun.
05-25-2007, 05:43 AM
pantherhound

yeah i had to cash out my entire bankroll too, to pay for my ridiculously expensive postgrad course.

and since i'm doing journalism there'll be no job at the end of it all anyway.

I am not looking forward to going back to $25 NL.

anyway, what was the original point?
05-27-2007, 12:43 AM
swiggidy

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Originally Posted by Bode-ist

enough?
01-13-2009, 01:49 PM
kingnat

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Originally Posted by Triptanes

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Originally Posted by givememyleg

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Originally Posted by Pelion

What's the story.

From wut I hear... he borrowed $200 and then... idk... prolly busto again.
01-13-2009, 02:00 PM
GatorJH

nutsinho is busto? Is it so?
01-13-2009, 02:07 PM
BennyLaRue

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Posted: Wed, 23 May 2007, 11:06am
01-13-2009, 02:10 PM
GatorJH

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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

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Posted: Wed, 23 May 2007, 11:06am

you mean it isn't so that nutsinho is busto? Way to go Nutsinho!!!
01-13-2009, 02:11 PM
Parasurama

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Originally Posted by nutsinho

just to complete my results i won a little less than 350k from tournament poker; only had half of my action in the 570k WSOP score for 285k. So i won a little less than 1.1M in 2008 from poker after having 0$ and a $200 loan from my girlfriend with about two weeks to go in 2007. thanks renton for running my hands through holdem manager!
01-13-2009, 02:15 PM
kingnat

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Originally Posted by Parasurama

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Originally Posted by nutsinho

just to complete my results i won a little less than 350k from tournament poker; only had half of my action in the 570k WSOP score for 285k. So i won a little less than 1.1M in 2008 from poker after having 0$ and a $200 loan from my girlfriend with about two weeks to go in 2007. thanks renton for running my hands through holdem manager!

I'd suggest coaching by rilla.... see stickies.
01-13-2009, 02:18 PM
GatorJH

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Originally Posted by kingnat

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Originally Posted by Parasurama

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Originally Posted by nutsinho

just to complete my results i won a little less than 350k from tournament poker; only had half of my action in the 570k WSOP score for 285k. So i won a little less than 1.1M in 2008 from poker after having 0$ and a $200 loan from my girlfriend with about two weeks to go in 2007. thanks renton for running my hands through holdem manager!

I'd suggest coaching by rilla.... see stickies.

and bankroll management.....don't forget bankroll management.
01-13-2009, 02:33 PM
a500lbgorilla

I can basically fix you as a human. Results may vary for dwarves and elves.
01-13-2009, 02:35 PM
flomo

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Originally Posted by kingnat

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Originally Posted by Parasurama

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Originally Posted by nutsinho

just to complete my results i won a little less than 350k from tournament poker; only had half of my action in the 570k WSOP score for 285k. So i won a little less than 1.1M in 2008 from poker after having 0$ and a $200 loan from my girlfriend with about two weeks to go in 2007. thanks renton for running my hands through holdem manager!

I'd suggest coaching by rilla.... see stickies.

lol
01-13-2009, 07:13 PM
Galapogos

Well timed bump.
01-13-2009, 07:51 PM
bigred

Did you dump your gf for a model when you got rich?
01-15-2009, 10:31 AM
mcatdog

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Originally Posted by bigred

Did you dump your gf for a model when you got rich?

No, I'm pretty sure it's the same girl. He wouldn't even introduce her to me when I saw him at the airport in the Bahamas and walked over to say hi. Such a life fish.