DRUNKAMENTS!!!

Lets get on a table on stars. And if speqwieplaya wants t oplay, lets try and get some pos tflop sction as well? :h:

Deimos gogo

lol drunkaments, instacall

PokerStars Game #9692797803: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2007/05/01 - 01:09:54 (ET)
Table 'Deimos' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: lapa41 ($4.22 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($10.02 in chips)
Seat 4: alexos888 ($24.10 in chips)
Seat 5: StonePino ($10.85 in chips)
Seat 6: kdigga1985 ($5.80 in chips)
HalvSame: posts small blind $0.02
alexos888: posts big blind $0.05
ollliewin$: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to alexos888 [4s Qs]
StonePino: folds
kdigga1985: folds
lapa41: folds
HalvSame: calls $0.03
alexos888: raises $0.15 to $0.20
HalvSame: calls $0.15
*** FLOP *** [4d 5c Th]
HalvSame: checks
HalvSame said, "chat with the drunk fish now"
alexos888: bets $0.30
HalvSame said, "leveled?"
HalvSame: calls $0.30
*** TURN *** [4d 5c Th] [5s]
HalvSame: checks
alexos888: bets $0.50
HalvSame said, "hhaha too soon"
HalvSame: raises $9.02 to $9.52 and is all-in
alexos888: calls $9.02
HalvSame said, "purr?"
*** RIVER *** [4d 5c Th 5s] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HalvSame: shows [Qh 4h] (two pair, Fives and Fours)
alexos888: shows [4s Qs] (two pair, Fives and Fours)
HalvSame collected $9.55 from pot
alexos888 collected $9.54 from pot
alexos888 said, "ahha"
HalvSame said, "hahahahhahhaha"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.04 | Rake $0.95
Board [4d 5c Th 5s 6c]
Seat 2: lapa41 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: HalvSame (small blind) showed [Qh 4h] and won ($9.55) with two pair, Fives and Fours
Seat 4: alexos888 (big blind) showed [4s Qs] and won ($9.54) with two pair, Fives and Fours
Seat 5: StonePino folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kdigga1985 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

six

The Xianti: i won't do your ass

Discuss.

bwaahahhahaha, obv it has to happen at 5c limit

PokerStars Game #9693254054: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2007/05/01 - 01:56:47 (ET)
Table 'Deimos' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: ollliewin$ ($8.28 in chips)
Seat 2: lapa41 ($24.48 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($13.87 in chips)
Seat 4: alexos888 ($10 in chips)
Seat 5: Krukon ($24.61 in chips)
Seat 6: mcatdog ($2.73 in chips)
HalvSame said, "saucccceeeeee get in :)"
ollliewin$: posts small blind $0.02
lapa41: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to alexos888 [4h Qh]
HalvSame said, "meh"
HalvSame said, "guess he didnt lose"
Krukon said, "good enuf for ya?"
HalvSame said, ":P"
HalvSame: raises $0.15 to $0.20
alexos888: calls $0.20
Krukon said, "i think it is"
Krukon: calls $0.20
HalvSame said, "they never fold"
mcatdog: raises $2.53 to $2.73 and is all-in
ollliewin$: folds
lapa41: folds
alexos888 said, "LETS ALL SHOVE"
HalvSame said, "I must be in the worst seat ever"
HalvSame: folds
alexos888: calls $2.53
HalvSame said, "oh crist"
Krukon: calls $2.53
*** FLOP *** [Jh Th Ah]
HalvSame said, "didnt read chat"
ollliewin$ said, "no i am"
HalvSame said, "sry"
alexos888: checks
mcatdog said, "hit me lee"
Krukon: bets $5
HalvSame said, "Id have a pair"
alexos888: raises $2.27 to $7.27 and is all-in
Krukon: calls $2.27
*** TURN *** [Jh Th Ah] [Kh]
mcatdog said, "yes"
*** RIVER *** [Jh Th Ah Kh] [Ad]
alexos888 said, "omg"
alexos888 said, "ogm"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
alexos888: shows [4h Qh] (a Royal Flush)
alexos888 said, "gomg"
alexos888 said, "g"
Krukon: mucks hand
alexos888 said, "gkm"
alexos888 said, "gm"
alexos888 collected $13.84 from side pot
alexos888 said, "WOOOOT"
Krukon said, "lol"
mcatdog: mucks hand
HalvSame said, "SICK"
Krukon said, "donk"
alexos888 collected $8.06 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $23 Main pot $8.06. Side pot $13.84. | Rake $1.10
Board [Jh Th Ah Kh Ad]
Seat 1: ollliewin$ (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: lapa41 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: HalvSame folded before Flop
Seat 4: alexos888 showed [4h Qh] and won ($21.90) with a Royal Flush
Seat 5: Krukon mucked [6s 6c]
Seat 6: mcatdog (button) mucked [9d 9h]

Alexos: "I'd have the second nuts too"

k3 teh nutz

PokerStars Game #9693381732: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2007/05/01 - 02:11:47 (ET)
Table 'Deimos' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: ollliewin$ ($9.49 in chips)
Seat 2: lapa41 ($41.54 in chips)
Seat 3: HalvSame ($27.08 in chips)
Seat 4: alexos888 ($9.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Krukon ($22.84 in chips)
Seat 6: mcatdog ($27.17 in chips)
mcatdog: posts small blind $0.02
mcatdog said, "i was dominated"
ollliewin$: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to alexos888 [Kd 3s]
lapa41: folds
HalvSame said, "I was sooited"
HalvSame: folds
alexos888: raises $0.10 to $0.15
Krukon: raises $0.10 to $0.25
mcatdog said, "i coldcall to conceal my strength"
mcatdog: calls $0.23
ollliewin$: folds
HalvSame said, "btn resteal?"
alexos888: raises $0.75 to $1
Krukon: folds
mcatdog: calls $0.75
*** FLOP *** [6d 7s 8h]
mcatdog: checks
HalvSame said, "twice even McC"
alexos888: checks
*** TURN *** [6d 7s 8h] [Qh]
mcatdog: checks
alexos888: bets $0.05
HalvSame said, "thats SUPER HULK STRONG"
mcatdog: calls $0.05
*** RIVER *** [6d 7s 8h Qh] [5d]
mcatdog: checks
HalvSame said, "ohhhh 24 is down"
alexos888: bets $1.25
HalvSame said, "mraise"
mcatdog: calls $1.25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
alexos888: shows [Kd 3s] (high card King)
mcatdog: shows [Kh 3c] (high card King)
mcatdog collected $2.35 from pot
alexos888 collected $2.35 from pot
HalvSame said, "HAHAHAHAHA"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.90 | Rake $0.20
Board [6d 7s 8h Qh 5d]
Seat 1: ollliewin$ (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: lapa41 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: HalvSame folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: alexos888 showed [Kd 3s] and won ($2.35) with high card King
Seat 5: Krukon (button) folded before Flop
Seat 6: mcatdog (small blind) showed [Kh 3c] and won ($2.35) with high card King