i have mono

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03-12-2007, 05:06 PM
gabe

i have mono

doctor told me that if i drink within the next 6weeks i could get HEP. C.

tell jokes here
03-12-2007, 05:07 PM
kmind

enjoy...i have never been the same since
03-12-2007, 05:12 PM
swiggidy

... at least it's not the herp
03-12-2007, 05:13 PM
zook

mono sucks. ask for steroids as treatment and hold onto them until you have the energy to work out again. gl.
03-12-2007, 05:14 PM
biondino

My understanding, gabe, is that Mono can lead to Hepatitis, but in the "inflammation of the liver" sense - Hep C is a specific illness and is caused by a different virus.

Hepatitis, in this sense, is not a chronic condition and is a symptom of the EBV that causes mono. It can cause permanent liver damage, but it is very different from Hep C.
03-12-2007, 05:20 PM
Xianti

Cuban transvestite streetwalker in Florida?

Or another random homeless chick who wanted a beer?
03-12-2007, 05:23 PM
Xianti

Get well soon, P-skiddy!
03-12-2007, 05:41 PM
Lukie

so when I was a freshman in college, I was dating this girl for like a year and a half and I was going to go to her delta zeta formal. I felt like death that night and just couldn't go. later found out that I had mono, and got it from her (?????). then I started going to school during the day and baseball practice at night + commuting twice a day and it was pretty far, so I didn't get to see her much. yadayada she dumped me.

since we're both huge ballas, something bad HAS to happen to you. I predict you go busto. we'll see though.
03-12-2007, 06:30 PM
Trikflow77

Re: i have mono

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

tell jokes here

another reason you shouldnt have made out with lukie
03-12-2007, 06:39 PM
Galapogos

You can still get the Hep when drinking without mono.

Anyone want to start the timer until when Lukie starts a thread complaining of mono-like symptons?
03-12-2007, 06:47 PM
a500lbgorilla

Please buy yourself a "Kiss me, I'm Irish" t-shirt ASAP.
03-12-2007, 07:06 PM
Trikflow77

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

so when I was a freshman in college, I was dating this girl for like a year and a half and I was going to go to her delta zeta formal. I felt like death that night and just couldn't go. later found out that I had mono, and got it from her (?????). then I started going to school during the day and baseball practice at night + commuting twice a day and it was pretty far, so I didn't get to see her much. yadayada she dumped me.

since we're both huge ballas, something bad HAS to happen to you. I predict you go busto. we'll see though.

you are so nice, wishing busto on people :)
03-12-2007, 07:44 PM
boost

had that thing where you have fluid in your lungs once... never mono though. No drinking for 6 weeks.. whatre you supposed to do if youre an alcoholic?
03-12-2007, 07:55 PM
Trikflow77

Quote:

Originally Posted by boostNslide

had that thing where you have fluid in your lungs once... never mono though. No drinking for 6 weeks.. whatre you supposed to do if youre an alcoholic?

chain smoke?
03-12-2007, 07:55 PM
swiggidy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trikflow77

Quote:

Originally Posted by boostNslide

had that thing where you have fluid in your lungs once... never mono though. No drinking for 6 weeks.. whatre you supposed to do if youre an alcoholic?

chain smoke?

start shooting up?
03-12-2007, 09:01 PM
DaNutsInYoEye

Quote:

Originally Posted by biondino

My understanding, gabe, is that Mono can lead to Hepatitis, but in the "inflammation of the liver" sense - Hep C is a specific illness and is caused by a different virus.

Hepatitis, in this sense, is not a chronic condition and is a symptom of the EBV that causes mono. It can cause permanent liver damage, but it is very different from Hep C.

Biondino is correct. Cirrhosis is a consequence of chronic liver disease, but the term hepatitis simply refers to inflammation of the liver. It can be caused by things such as viruses like Hep. A-E or Ebstein-Barr(your mono), metabolic disorders, toxins (alcohol, pharmaceuticals, etc). Hepatitis can be a symptom of mono, but you misunderstood your doctor if he said you could specifically get Hep. C
03-12-2007, 09:49 PM
UG

Re: i have mono

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trikflow77

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

tell jokes here

another reason you shouldnt have made out with lukie

Trikflow wins.

Get healthy soon, gabe.
03-13-2007, 12:29 AM
gabe

i just took a long nap and i still have mono
03-13-2007, 01:15 AM
zook

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

i just took a long nap and i still have mono

= story of your life the next 3-6 weeks

Hope it's the shorter end of that.
03-13-2007, 01:49 AM
Reidak

have you considered the fact you just might be the most baller person with mono in the entire world at this time?
03-13-2007, 10:16 AM
gabe

no, but thats awesome. thanks for pointing that out.
03-13-2007, 10:27 AM
lolzzz_321

my roomate had it freshman year and he slept forever and failed his classes
03-13-2007, 10:28 AM
arkana

Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?
You get mono from snatching a kiss....
03-13-2007, 10:39 AM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by arkana

Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?
You get mono from snatching a kiss....

nice.

I hear good karma cures mono, like sending 1k to certain players on stars with sns like bigred07.
03-13-2007, 11:40 AM
Lukie

Re: i have mono

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trikflow77

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

tell jokes here

another reason you shouldnt have made out with lukie

ha!

after one of our trips, I went to give him a hug in the airport, and he's like nahh man, and sticks out his hand, and we shook hands instead. that's about as far as I've gotten with gabe hyachachachach

also, i didn't wish him busto, I predicted it. And obv I wasn't serious although I could see it happening if he plays sick/tired/whatever.
03-13-2007, 12:37 PM
Xianti

Re: i have mono

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

after one of our trips, I went to give him a hug in the airport, and he's like nahh man, and sticks out his hand, and we shook hands instead. that's about as far as I've gotten with gabe hyachachachach

Kinda like your dates with girls. Except that you're the one insisting on just a handshake instead of sex.
03-13-2007, 01:55 PM
Warpe

I have stereo.
03-13-2007, 02:02 PM
koolmoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

I have stereo.

This made me laugh.

This thread needs to get its GIMP on. I'll be right back.
03-13-2007, 03:03 PM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

I have stereo.

boooooooooooooooooooooo....haha
03-13-2007, 03:14 PM
Anosmic

Quote:

Originally Posted by boostNslide

had that thing where you have fluid in your lungs once...

Drowning?
03-13-2007, 03:56 PM
gabe

doc called me earlier today and told me i also have strep.

so i have strep and mono and its so hard to ball right now
03-13-2007, 04:01 PM
a500lbgorilla

Wire me 50k and I'll ball in your place.
03-13-2007, 06:20 PM
sandstorm

I had it last autumn. I ran really hot at poker afterwards! (I also got fatter and couldn't partah)
03-13-2007, 06:25 PM
Lukie

Re: i have mono

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xianti

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

after one of our trips, I went to give him a hug in the airport, and he's like nahh man, and sticks out his hand, and we shook hands instead. that's about as far as I've gotten with gabe hyachachachach

Kinda like your dates with girls. Except that you're the one insisting on just a handshake instead of sex.

x-man, one day we will meet in real life and I'm going to put you to shame on so many different levels.

:D
03-13-2007, 06:41 PM
Trikflow77

gabe, i can ship you some suuuurup if you want. But only if you drink it from a purple cup. Just so everyone knows, it is totally unballer to drink suuurup from a taco bell cup.

Oh yeah, stocks at 4 bucks, ship the 150% return in less than a month.
03-13-2007, 06:48 PM
Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

i just took a long nap and i still have mono

by the way, i don't think this post got the love it deserved because i've read it 3 times now and i've laughed every time
03-13-2007, 08:19 PM
gabe

thanks, need all the pity laughs i can get

this would have been a better time for a gabe-is-awesome thread since i'm abuot to die but plz dont make another
03-13-2007, 08:27 PM
sandstorm

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

thanks, need all the pity laughs i can get

this would have been a better time for a gabe-is-awesome thread since i'm abuot to die but plz dont make another

i could barely eat yoghurt or drink water (nor sleep) how about you?
03-13-2007, 08:27 PM
bigspenda73

How about before you die you post your fav. hand you've played ever.
03-13-2007, 08:29 PM
chardrian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xianti

Cuban transvestite streetwalker in Florida?

I was not in Florida.
03-13-2007, 09:06 PM
Trikflow77

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

thanks, need all the pity laughs i can get

this would have been a better time for a gabe-is-awesome thread since i'm abuot to die but plz dont make another

dude you should have taken me up on the suuuurup offer, it will put you out for like a month. :)

Lukie can bring you some soup if you want also.
03-13-2007, 09:55 PM
Xianti

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

doc called me earlier today and told me i also have strep.
so i have strep and mono and its so hard to ball right now

I think you're even more balla than ever. Even in sickness, you don't fuck around. You go hardcore. You should chop an arm off or something while you're at it.
03-13-2007, 10:03 PM
gabe

fuck yea i like your thinking
03-13-2007, 10:04 PM
gabe

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandstorm

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

thanks, need all the pity laughs i can get

this would have been a better time for a gabe-is-awesome thread since i'm abuot to die but plz dont make another

i could barely eat yoghurt or drink water (nor sleep) how about you?

im not eating shit but trying to drink all the gatorade i can because apparently its good for u
03-13-2007, 10:05 PM
gabe

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

How about before you die you post your fav. hand you've played ever.

actually, right now the hand i just posted in lukie's pwnage thread in the shorthanded forum is one of my favs (the T7s one).
03-15-2007, 03:47 PM
koolmoe

How gabe got mono and strep. A story in three acts by koolmoe.

Act I: The arrival

Gabe and Lukie ball it up in the Bahamas at PCA...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...caatlantis.jpg

Gabe busts out early, so he decides to just ball it up.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...oe/oldgabe.jpg
03-15-2007, 07:33 PM
gabe

reusing pics? lame!
03-15-2007, 07:39 PM
Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anosmic

Quote:

Originally Posted by boostNslide

had that thing where you have fluid in your lungs once...

Drowning?

I laughed out loud so hard at this. It's also the first time my girlfriend caught me laughing out loud at an internet message board. Thanks for the nerd status dickhead.
03-15-2007, 10:14 PM
Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by koolmoe

How gabe got mono and strep. A story in three acts by koolmoe.

Act I: The arrival

Gabe and Lukie ball it up in the Bahamas at PCA...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...caatlantis.jpg

this post had so much potential at this point. please redo with a new 2nd half of the post.
03-15-2007, 10:32 PM
DaNutsInYoEye

.gh
03-15-2007, 10:36 PM
gabe

everyone says im grouchy
http://content.answers.com/main/cont...mithsonian.jpg
03-15-2007, 10:53 PM
UG

Okay, so the doctor says gabe can't drink for six weeks...

What's the over/under on how long he makes it, and who's taking bets? Somebody look at the line that Las Vegas has set. I'm assuming it's somewhere around 3.5 weeks.

If that's the case, I'm taking the UNDER.
03-15-2007, 11:12 PM
koolmoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

reusing pics? lame!

I have a job, GDI. I'm working on some mo' betta pics.

Please stay sick for a few more days until I finish.
03-15-2007, 11:20 PM
gabe

pretty sure its going to last about a month so take your time
03-15-2007, 11:22 PM
Pay4myCad!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye

Quote:

Originally Posted by biondino

My understanding, gabe, is that Mono can lead to Hepatitis, but in the "inflammation of the liver" sense - Hep C is a specific illness and is caused by a different virus.

Hepatitis, in this sense, is not a chronic condition and is a symptom of the EBV that causes mono. It can cause permanent liver damage, but it is very different from Hep C.

Biondino is correct. Cirrhosis is a consequence of chronic liver disease, but the term hepatitis simply refers to inflammation of the liver. It can be caused by things such as viruses like Hep. A-E or Ebstein-Barr(your mono), metabolic disorders, toxins (alcohol, pharmaceuticals, etc). Hepatitis can be a symptom of mono, but you misunderstood your doctor if he said you could specifically get Hep. C

No offense Nuts, but ' this response reminded me so much of the PMS reducing pills or whatever they advertise where a bunch of women are sitting at a table over drinks and one of them mentions it. Then another woman will go on and on in great detail about all the different medical aspects of the drug, including side effects and other things to watch out for... Ending it with "Hey I didn't spend all that time in med school for nothing." [all laugh and fade]

On another note: Koolmoe did say 3 acts, be patient... I have faith that he's working on something reeeeeel goood. heh
03-15-2007, 11:28 PM
boost

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pay4myCad!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye

Quote:

Originally Posted by biondino

My understanding, gabe, is that Mono can lead to Hepatitis, but in the "inflammation of the liver" sense - Hep C is a specific illness and is caused by a different virus.

Hepatitis, in this sense, is not a chronic condition and is a symptom of the EBV that causes mono. It can cause permanent liver damage, but it is very different from Hep C.

Biondino is correct. Cirrhosis is a consequence of chronic liver disease, but the term hepatitis simply refers to inflammation of the liver. It can be caused by things such as viruses like Hep. A-E or Ebstein-Barr(your mono), metabolic disorders, toxins (alcohol, pharmaceuticals, etc). Hepatitis can be a symptom of mono, but you misunderstood your doctor if he said you could specifically get Hep. C

No offense Nuts, but ' this response reminded me so much of the PMS reducing pills or whatever they advertise where a bunch of women are sitting at a table over drinks and one of them mentions it. Then another woman will go on and on in great detail about all the different medical aspects of the drug, including side effects and other things to watch out for... Ending it with "Hey I didn't spend all that time in med school for nothing." [all laugh and fade]

On another note: Koolmoe did say 3 acts, be patient... I have faith that he's working on something reeeeeel goood. heh

yah its funny seeing the creative ways that they throw in the side effects. Also its funny seeing the creative ways they leave them out; theyll describe the drug and tell you how it can help, but never mention the name of it. Instead theyll give you a number you can call and a website you can visit. This way the side effects are up to you to read about.