Fun With Full Tilt

So I send full tilt an email titled "Why does your website hate me?" and the only thing in the email are these 3 hands:

FullTiltPoker Game #1518977888: Table Lamont (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit
Hold'em - 15:04:20 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: YackFoo ($207.30)
Seat 2: Vanijji ($222.55)
Seat 3: Ribs77 ($244.15)
Seat 4: OwnzorMcPwn ($203)
Seat 5: WildBobAA ($200.80)
Seat 6: fjols ($206.15)
Vanijji posts the small blind of $1
Ribs77 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WildBobAA [3s 3h]
OwnzorMcPwn folds
WildBobAA raises to $7
fjols folds
YackFoo has 15 seconds left to act
YackFoo raises to $22
Vanijji folds
Ribs77 folds
WildBobAA calls $15
*** FLOP *** [2d 9d 3c]
WildBobAA checks
YackFoo bets $30
WildBobAA raises to $70
YackFoo raises to $185.30, and is all in
WildBobAA calls $108.80, and is all in
YackFoo shows [As Ac]
WildBobAA shows [3s 3h]
Uncalled bet of $6.50 returned to YackFoo
*** TURN *** [2d 9d 3c] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [2d 9d 3c Ad] [6h]
YackFoo shows three of a kind, Aces
WildBobAA shows three of a kind, Threes
YackFoo wins the pot ($401.60) with three of a kind, Aces
WildBobAA adds $200
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $404.60 | Rake $3
Board: [2d 9d 3c Ad 6h]
Seat 1: YackFoo (button) showed [As Ac] and won ($401.60) with three of
a kind, Aces
Seat 2: Vanijji (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Ribs77 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: OwnzorMcPwn didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: WildBobAA showed [3s 3h] and lost with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 6: fjols didn't bet (folded)

FullTiltPoker Game #1505549756: Table Bonanza (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit
Hold'em - 1:19:39 ET - 2006/12/31
Seat 1: whazit ($73)
Seat 2: sofishy ($259.05)
Seat 3: FundMyAudi ($331)
Seat 4: Jamie217 ($212)
Seat 5: WildBobAA ($463.95)
Seat 6: JCT1977 ($609.80)
FundMyAudi posts the small blind of $1
Jamie217 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WildBobAA [As Ad]
WildBobAA raises to $7
JCT1977 folds
whazit folds
sofishy folds
FundMyAudi raises to $23
Jamie217 folds
WildBobAA has 15 seconds left to act
WildBobAA raises to $100
FundMyAudi has 15 seconds left to act
FundMyAudi raises to $331, and is all in
WildBobAA calls $231
FundMyAudi shows [Ks Kc]
WildBobAA shows [As Ad]
*** FLOP *** [6s Kd Jh]
*** TURN *** [6s Kd Jh] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [6s Kd Jh Qd] [5s]
FundMyAudi shows three of a kind, Kings
WildBobAA shows a pair of Aces
FundMyAudi wins the pot ($661) with three of a kind, Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $664 | Rake $3
Board: [6s Kd Jh Qd 5s]
Seat 1: whazit didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: sofishy (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: FundMyAudi (small blind) showed [Ks Kc] and won ($661) with
three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: Jamie217 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: WildBobAA showed [As Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: JCT1977 didn't bet (folded)

FullTiltPoker Game #1520671443: Table Coralie (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit
Hold'em - 19:52:47 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: bruins5 ($185.30)
Seat 2: badboyblue999 ($61), is sitting out
Seat 3: pptkeywest ($145.40)
Seat 4: WildBobAA ($359)
Seat 5: Sunking25 ($141.95)
bruins5 posts the small blind of $1
pptkeywest posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WildBobAA [8h Ah]
WildBobAA raises to $7
Younggun_BG adds $200
Sunking25 has 15 seconds left to act
Sunking25 folds
bruins5 calls $6
pptkeywest folds
*** FLOP *** [Th 7h 3h]
bruins5 checks
WildBobAA bets $12
bruins5 raises to $48
WildBobAA calls $36
*** TURN *** [Th 7h 3h] [7s]
bruins5 bets $100
WildBobAA raises to $200
bruins5 calls $30.30, and is all in
WildBobAA shows [8h Ah]
bruins5 shows [4h 5h]
Uncalled bet of $69.70 returned to WildBobAA
*** RIVER *** [Th 7h 3h 7s] [6h]
WildBobAA shows a flush, Ace high
bruins5 shows a straight flush, Seven high
bruins5 wins the pot ($370.60) with a straight flush, Seven high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $372.60 | Rake $2
Board: [Th 7h 3h 7s 6h]
Seat 1: bruins5 (small blind) showed [4h 5h] and won ($370.60) with a
straight flush, Seven high
Seat 2: badboyblue999 is sitting out
Seat 3: pptkeywest (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: WildBobAA showed [8h Ah] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Sunking25 (button) didn't bet (folded)


And this is the response I got.

Hello Bob,

Thank you for your email to Full Tilt Poker.

We have forwarded your email to our poker team. They will be happy to
address your concern and will do so as soon as possible. If you have
any further questions, please let us know.

Thank you for playing on Full Tilt Poker.

Regards,

Sarah
Full Tilt Poker Support

I can't wait to hear what the poker team says.

(yes i know this has been done before w/ pstars)

you need to vary the speed and strength of how you click all-in me thinks.

Beat 1 - It happens
Beat 2 - It happens
Beat 3 - Pure evil. God does not like you.

Be sure to post the reply from the poker team :)

re: hand 3


POKERSTARS GAME #7741840969: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/03 - 03:46:28 (ET)
Table 'Nauheima' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: boostNslide ($169.25 in chips)
Seat 2: alainlapaire ($177.90 in chips)
Seat 3: goalmaster ($26.30 in chips)
Seat 5: csage ($116.15 in chips)
Seat 6: bowers74 ($25.20 in chips)
csage: posts small blind $0.50
bowers74: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to boostNslide [Th As]
boostNslide: raises $3 to $4
alainlapaire: folds
goalmaster: folds
csage: folds
bowers74: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Jc Jh Ah]
bowers74: checks
boostNslide: checks
*** TURN *** [Jc Jh Ah] [Qh]
bowers74: checks
boostNslide: bets $7
bowers74: calls $7
*** RIVER *** [Jc Jh Ah Qh] [Kh]
bowers74: checks
boostNslide: bets $14
bowers74: calls $14
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boostNslide: shows [Th As] (a Royal Flush)
bowers74: mucks hand
boostNslide collected $48.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $50.50 | Rake $2
Board [Jc Jh Ah Qh Kh]
Seat 1: boostNslide showed [Th As] and won ($48.50) with a Royal Flush
Seat 2: alainlapaire folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: goalmaster (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: csage (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: bowers74 (big blind) mucked [9h 7h]


sweet raptor jesus, Im one blessed mofo!

Any heart on the river would have given you a higher flush, and any ace or jack would have given you a full house, so you actually had 11 outs. Still a very nice hand, just not quite as lucky as it looks.

If I dont get runner runner trips, I lose no more than a cbet here, full tilt does not hate you:

FullTiltPoker Game #1508210355: Table Briggs (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:41:48 ET - 2006/12/31
Seat 1: WildBobAA ($203.70)
Seat 2: hdcd1309 ($159.60)
Seat 3: Fr1endlyF1re ($203)
Seat 4: mrmagic44 ($50), is sitting out
Seat 5: ThePortuguee ($369.20)
Seat 6: peckhamSE15 ($170.10)
hdcd1309 posts the small blind of $1
Fr1endlyF1re posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fr1endlyF1re [6c 5c]
ThePortuguee raises to $7
peckhamSE15 folds
WildBobAA calls $7
hdcd1309 folds
Fr1endlyF1re raises to $29
ThePortuguee folds
WildBobAA has 15 seconds left to act
WildBobAA calls $22
*** FLOP *** [Ac 2s 8s]
Fr1endlyF1re bets $40
WildBobAA calls $40
*** TURN *** [Ac 2s 8s] [5d]
Fr1endlyF1re checks
WildBobAA checks
*** RIVER *** [Ac 2s 8s 5d] [5h]
Fr1endlyF1re bets $134, and is all in
WildBobAA calls $134
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fr1endlyF1re shows [6c 5c] (three of a kind, Fives)
WildBobAA shows [8c 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Fives)
WildBobAA wins the pot ($411) with a full house, Eights full of Fives
Fr1endlyF1re adds $80
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $414 | Rake $3
Board: [Ac 2s 8s 5d 5h]
Seat 1: WildBobAA (button) showed [8c 8h] and won ($411) with a full house, Eights full of Fives
Seat 2: hdcd1309 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Fr1endlyF1re (big blind) showed [6c 5c] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 4: mrmagic44 is sitting out
Seat 5: ThePortuguee folded before the Flop
Seat 6: peckhamSE15 didn't bet (folded)



Two hands against the same player in a short session[and there was no way he had a boat in the 2nd hand]:

FullTiltPoker Game #1519021420: Table Cheyenne (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:12:51 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: GTCheng ($87.85)
Seat 2: RoyalHugo ($54.10), is sitting out
Seat 3: getatme11 ($120.15)
Seat 4: Johnny Concrete ($104.45)
Seat 5: Nah Bra ($91.25)
Seat 6: Fr1endlyF1re ($216.65)
Nah Bra posts the small blind of $1
Fr1endlyF1re posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fr1endlyF1re [Ac Qh]
GTCheng folds
getatme11 raises to $4
Johnny Concrete calls $4
Nah Bra folds
Fr1endlyF1re raises to $17
getatme11 calls $13
Johnny Concrete folds
*** FLOP *** [6d 4d Qs]
Fr1endlyF1re checks
getatme11 bets $103.15, and is all in
Fr1endlyF1re calls $103.15
getatme11 shows [Js Jd]
Fr1endlyF1re shows [Ac Qh]
*** TURN *** [6d 4d Qs] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [6d 4d Qs 3c] [Jh]
getatme11 shows three of a kind, Jacks
Fr1endlyF1re shows a pair of Queens
getatme11 wins the pot ($242.30) with three of a kind, Jacks


FullTiltPoker Game #1519354445: Table Cheyenne (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:15:23 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: Floyd13 ($283.55)
Seat 2: OwnzorMcPwn ($203), is sitting out
Seat 3: getatme11 ($164.35)
Seat 5: a9733232 ($65.15)
Seat 6: Fr1endlyF1re ($203.35)
Fr1endlyF1re posts the small blind of $1
Floyd13 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fr1endlyF1re [Qh Ah]
getatme11 calls $2
OwnzorMcPwn stands up
a9733232 has 15 seconds left to act
a9733232 calls $2
Fr1endlyF1re calls $1
Floyd13 checks
*** FLOP *** [Jh Ts 3c]
Fr1endlyF1re checks
Floyd13 checks
getatme11 checks
a9733232 bets $2
tfraz4 sits down
tfraz4 adds $50
Fr1endlyF1re calls $2
Floyd13 folds
getatme11 calls $2
*** TURN *** [Jh Ts 3c] [Th]
Fr1endlyF1re checks
getatme11 checks
a9733232 bets $2
Fr1endlyF1re calls $2
getatme11 calls $2
*** RIVER *** [Jh Ts 3c Th] [7h]
Fr1endlyF1re bets $20
getatme11 raises to $158.35, and is all in
a9733232 folds
Fr1endlyF1re calls $138.35
*** SHOW DOWN ***
getatme11 shows [9h 8h] (a straight flush, Jack high)
Fr1endlyF1re mucks
getatme11 wins the pot ($334.70) with a straight flush, Jack high

And here is another fun one from the same session:

FullTiltPoker Game #1521755577: Table Bayberry (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:22:48 ET - 2007/01/02
Seat 1: sofishy ($262.70)
Seat 2: the_deutschess ($174.60)
Seat 3: Trainwreck_aTm ($176.45)
Seat 4: MVMadman ($288.75)
Seat 5: thestones06 ($329.60)
Seat 6: Fr1endlyF1re ($246.65)
sofishy posts the small blind of $1
the_deutschess posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Fr1endlyF1re [Td Jd]
Trainwreck_aTm folds
MVMadman calls $2
thestones06 raises to $6
Fr1endlyF1re calls $6
sofishy calls $5
the_deutschess calls $4
MVMadman calls $4
*** FLOP *** [3c Ts 5d]
sofishy checks
the_deutschess checks
MVMadman checks
thestones06 bets $13
Fr1endlyF1re calls $13
sofishy folds
the_deutschess calls $13
MVMadman calls $13
*** TURN *** [3c Ts 5d] [Ad]
the_deutschess checks
MVMadman checks
thestones06 bets $25
Fr1endlyF1re calls $25
the_deutschess folds
MVMadman raises to $80
thestones06 has 15 seconds left to act
thestones06 is sitting out
thestones06 has timed out
thestones06 folds
Fr1endlyF1re calls $55
*** RIVER *** [3c Ts 5d Ad] [Js]
thestones06 has returned
MVMadman bets $189.75, and is all in
Fr1endlyF1re calls $147.65, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $42.10 returned to MVMadman
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MVMadman shows [2h 4h] (a straight, Five high)
Fr1endlyF1re mucks
MVMadman wins the pot ($559.30) with a straight, Five high
Fr1endlyF1re is sitting out

Yeah, I thought you were sqeezing there, otherwise I dump that. Didn't know you were from FTR.

There's too many people at this level from FTR/2p2

Quote:

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Originally Posted by WildBobAA

Yeah, I thought you were sqeezing there, otherwise I dump that. Didn't know you were from FTR.

There's too many people at this level from FTR/2p2

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I had said something to you at the tables a few days earlier, guess you forgot. I really dont think Ive seen anybody else from FTR there though, but definitely a shitload of 2p2ers

bob stop acting like a bitch! :)

this isn't running bad, yet, few more beats

So I think they depoisted $25 in my account. They haven't sent me an email, but today I had $25 deposited into my account. It was weird because I wasn't sure what it was and it said that the deposit method was "cash" which I've never used to deposit in my life since I use neteller. Oh well, I'll take it.

Your Player ID: WildBobAA
Date and Time: 2007-01-04 16:34:53
Transfer Number: xxxxx
Payment Method: Cash
Amount: $25.00

Status: APPROVED

Your deposit has been approved. You may use your funds immediately.

Good Luck!

Sure you didn't have a refer a friend promotion going on?

actually you're right, i think that's what it was

Damn, I was about to start bitching a hell of a lot more to my poker room managers.
Starting with that Lee Jones tightass. A penny goes in his vault and he melts it down to resell the copper. Cheap Ass!!

Hello Bob,

Thank you for your email. We apologize for the delay in assisting you
and appreciate your patience.

I am sorry that poker has not been going as well as you would like.
Unfortunately, it is human nature to focus on the negative, and not on
the positive events. Further aggravating this phenomenon is the fact
that while a player will remember almost every instance that his or her
hand gets outdrawn, the player is much less likely to notice when his or
her hand holds up or when the player is the one that outdrew the
opponent. This is largely because a player is much less likely to know
when they got lucky because in those instances, very often the loser of
the hand will quietly muck his/her cards, and in some cases such as an
opponent?s draw missing, the winning player will never know this fact.

There are many reasons that a player may feel that they are unluckier
than others, but please be assured that the shuffle is random, and cards
are distributed fairly. It is just that perceptions play such a large
role in how one reacts to certain events.

I realize that this may not necessarily make you feel better, but rest
assured that everybody experiences outdraws as they are such an integral
part of poker. Even the pros experience beats, but part of what
separates a very good player from a lesser player is largely to do with
how they handle the situation after such a beat or series of beats, and
to not let that affect their game.

Again, we apologize for the delay in helping you. As Full Tilt Poker
continues to expand, we are doing our best to grow as our customers do.
We wish you the best of luck and hope that the cards will turn around
for the better!

Regards,

Tyler
Full Tilt Poker Support

That is a very good response. Now reply to it with the single word RIGGED!

I received a similar deposit of 10 bucks, it was from the 12 days of Christmas promo though.

thats a pretty good responses lol

but it doesnt top lambchops ps thread

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Originally Posted by Harry

I received a similar deposit of 10 bucks, it was from the 12 days of Christmas promo though.

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Oooh. That's what it was. I recieved $100 from them about 2 weeks ago and I had no idea why.

Apparently, that $25 was this:

Dear WildBobAA,

As you may be aware, we suffered a system outage at 10:20PM ET on Monday, January 1st that forced us to suspend game play on our site for several hours.

We have now completed our reconciliation process, and we have made the following adjustments to your account:
If you were sitting at real money ring game at the time of the outage, any money you had at the table has been returned to your account.

If you were registered for, or were playing in a tournament that was voided during this period, your account has been restored in accordance with our tournament rules.

In addition, and as our way of apologizing for the inconvenience this outage caused, we have credited your account with $25.

If you have any questions regarding the status of your account, please contact us at [email protected].

Thank you for your understanding and we look forward to seeing you at the table.

Sincerely,

Full Tilt Poker

ZOMGITSALLRIGGEDWEAREGOINGTODIE!!!

btw bob, running bad sucks. :(