I should never be allowed to play poker again.
Let me preface this first by saying that in this 500 hand session I'm up half a buyin. That said, I suck. A lot. The operation is not going well. I seem to be playing down to the level of my opponents, being very weak. It's not helped by things like re-raising AA and KK preflop and getting folds all around. It just seems like that I either take the blinds or the flop down with a cbet, or I get beaten nearly every time at showdown. Frustrating.
Or, you know, I play worse than my opps despite a neon sign saying "fold" on when I call down and stuff.
Interesting/wellplayed/poorly played (more of those) hands coming when the hand converter stops being broken.
Bankroll: $264