How do you tell a woman ... ...... ......?

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10-20-2006, 07:56 PM
mrhappy333

How do you tell a woman ... ...... ......?

her vagina stinks?

So, a few months ago my wife brings home one of her friends from school. They were out drinikn and came home late. I was in bed and they both came in the room together, next thing you know her friend is grabbing my junk. well one thing plus two things and you know, were all having a good time in bed(well I was anyway)
but my wifes friends pu$$y stinks!!like garlic, bad.
So how do you tell her?

(just a side note)a month later
My brother and I banged her down at my neighbors hot tub, she was in the hot tub for a while and I was trying to clean that thing up, but it still smelt bad. Then my brother went downtown and ran into the dead road kill smell too..

(just a side not)
I was talking to one of my other friends, and he concurs too. her Pu$$y is stank, he banged her with one of her girlfriends way before we did her.

(just a side note)
one of my other friends says she gives the best blow jobs, which, I concur..she does..He banged her along time ago at a halloween party.too.

so?? I'm sure everyone has ran into some stank ? how do you tell her?
10-20-2006, 07:58 PM
Lukie

mrhappy333 >>>>>>> rondavu, not close.
10-20-2006, 08:14 PM
gabe

wait

your married, but you have threesomes all the time??
10-20-2006, 08:20 PM
mrhappy333

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

wait

your married, but you have threesomes all the time??

not everyweekend..and not even once a month, but a few times, here and there.
10-20-2006, 08:42 PM
givememyleg

Re: How do you tell a woman ... ...... ......?

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrhappy333

her vagina stinks?

lol i didnt expect those 3 words... rofl
10-20-2006, 08:48 PM
Galapogos

You can't fix that stink dude. Just follow life's little rule: If it smells like chicken keep on lickin', if it smells like trout then get the fuck out.
10-20-2006, 09:07 PM
gabe

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrhappy333

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

wait

your married, but you have threesomes all the time??

not everyweekend..and not even once a month, but a few times, here and there.

play on playa
10-20-2006, 09:41 PM
bigred

This is jerry springer shit from the south.
10-20-2006, 09:44 PM
mrhappy333

Big red, I was hoping for a good answer from u.
10-20-2006, 10:10 PM
Miffed22001

o/u on how long before this gets locked?

(great thread btw)
10-20-2006, 11:31 PM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galapogos

You can't fix that stink dude. Just follow life's little rule: If it smells like chicken keep on lickin', if it smells like trout then.. well... beggars cant be choosers
10-20-2006, 11:34 PM
Warpe

"Can I smell your feet?"
"No!"
"Hmmm. Must be your pussy then."
10-21-2006, 12:03 AM
DaNutsInYoEye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galapogos

You can't fix that stink dude.

Yeah, usually you can. It's more than likely vaginosis. It's common and is easily treatable with antibiotics. Just get her to go to her primary care phsyician or her gynecologist.
10-21-2006, 01:37 AM
Pay4myCad!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galapogos

You can't fix that stink dude.

Yeah, usually you can. It's more than likely vaginosis. It's common and is easily treatable with antibiotics. Just get her to go to her primary care phsyician or her gynecologist.

That is if u can find the time...
Otherwise, carry on.
Or better yet, just have your wife work on that part and enjoy the bjers.

Unreal!!
10-21-2006, 08:40 AM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

"Can I smell your feet?"
"No!"
"Hmmm. Must be your pussy then."

I dont think the "friend" who seems to have banged everyone knows how to say "No!"
10-21-2006, 01:53 PM
mrhappy333

Common, you guys must have run into some stank before? This is the second time I ran into one that was bad. The first one was terrible, i had to get rid of her. I didn't know what to say to her?? I'd get to kissing down on her stomache and could smell it, then I would stop, and she would be like"why you teasing me?"
I couldn't say because your beev smells like dead possum...
10-21-2006, 02:24 PM
Warpe

http://ca.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_10...e_answers.html
10-21-2006, 02:30 PM
dsmrolla06

does getting around the block lead to said smell?
10-21-2006, 02:31 PM
mrhappy333

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

http://ca.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_100/110b_love_answers.html

FROM THE LINK ABOVE.

something's fishy

I have been going out with my current girlfriend for a few months, and we have engaged in sex many times. She has also given me oral sex quite a few times. I would like to pleasure her back with oral sex as well. However, I have noticed that her vagina has a certain "fishy" smell. I have discreetly asked if she washes it and she says she does, but still she emits this smell. How could I tell her without hurting her feelings, and how can we correct this problem?
John

Hello John,

First you need to establish that this odor is an unusual one. Is the smell strong relative to other woman that you have been with? Perhaps your current girlfriend is your first sexual partner, and you weren't prepared to smell anything down there at all. If this is indeed the case, then know that it's normal for most women to emit an odor from their vulva, albeit not a fishy one.

Even if your girl's odor is a little stronger than most, it may be a simple hygiene issue. This is easily resolved by washing regularly, controlling perspiration and wearing cotton panties. It might even be due to an overabundance of garlic in her diet. lol

However, let's not dismiss the real possibility that what you're detecting is indicative of something abnormal. A fishy smell is sometimes symptomatic of anaerobic vaginosis , an imbalance in bacteria in the vagina. While this condition is treatable with an antibiotic, be warned that similar odors can be signs of sexually transmitted diseases like chlamydia and human papillomavirus (HPV). -EV

The best way to bring this up with her is delicately. Women are typically more sensitive to their own vulvic aromas, so if you can smell it, she definitely can. Raising the topic in a general tone might suffice to prompt her to seek your advice on the subject -- although I realize that casually inserting the topic of genital odors into a conversation is easier said than done.
10-21-2006, 03:53 PM
bigred

I fingered a girl once who smelled so bad that I had to hold my right arm out my window while driving just to not smell it. I swear I washed my hand like 20 times when I got home. I also made sure to avoid my family because I'm sure I reeked of dirty vag. I told the girl to leave me alone the next day.
10-21-2006, 04:45 PM
Galapogos

My god you guys, what kind of chicks do you take home???
10-21-2006, 06:10 PM
boost

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

I fingered a girl once who smelled so bad that I had to hold my right arm out my window while driving just to not smell it. I swear I washed my hand like 20 times when I got home. I also made sure to avoid my family because I'm sure I reeked of dirty vag. I told the girl to leave me alone the next day.

wow, lol

I hope to god I never come into contact with this shit. Im almost gagging just from reading this thread.

"mmm butterscotch, my favorite" <-- thats the only thing you should have to say about a girls smell.
10-21-2006, 06:50 PM
TerryToma

dont tell her,

just score some antibiotics.

trick her into taking them regularly for a week.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacterial_vaginosis
10-21-2006, 07:37 PM
euphoricism

funniset tread in foreer.

:drunk
10-21-2006, 10:39 PM
fasin8ing

Have a douche party .. Think about how much fun it will be..

:idea:
10-21-2006, 11:09 PM
Al Golagnic

The worst part abput this is that garlic rules. Now, whenever I get married, I will have to cook two versions of every meal. The one that tastes good for me, and the one with no garlic for her.
10-22-2006, 02:10 AM
boost

Quote:

Originally Posted by fasin8ing

Have a douche party .. Think about how absurdly digusting it will be..

:idea:

FYP
11-17-2006, 06:07 PM
Warpe

Get your wife to tell her.
11-17-2006, 06:17 PM
takesix

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galapogos

My god you guys, what kind of chicks do you take home???

The unconcious variety.
11-17-2006, 06:26 PM
Staresy

next time she is on the rag, tie one of http://www.austinchronicle.com/issue...feature9-1.jpg to her tampons.

As you can see by clicking here,

Quote:

Originally Posted by some guy called 'elephants69food'

Rating: :goldstar: :goldstar: :goldstar: :goldstar: :goldstar:

Advantages: Long lasting smell
Disadvantages: nothing

Problem solved!
11-18-2006, 02:24 AM
swiggidy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

Get your wife to tell her.

OMG, excellent commentary bump.

Everything else in this thread is crap
11-18-2006, 01:34 PM
theDEEPdish

"the only thing going down in here is the window cause yo pussy stank"
11-18-2006, 02:41 PM
mrhappy333

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

Get your wife to tell her.

LOL, actually I asked her too, but she won't. I think it would be easier for a woman to tell a woman, but, for the single guys, how do they tell a woman, her vaj stinks?

I've asked so many people and no one can come up with a good way.

I like your comment DEEPdish, although it would be the end of it with her after I said that.
11-18-2006, 05:47 PM
boost

so what if its the end of it? HER FUCKING PUSS STANK! you have nothing to lose..
11-19-2006, 06:08 PM
theDEEPdish

stinky pussy still pussy
11-19-2006, 06:28 PM
b-rabbit

yo...
i don't know about this having sex with a girl with your brother...
thats not sitting well with me
and the fact that you know like a handful of other people that have had that stank ass vagina is kinda disturbing...
if you want to avoid stinky vaginas
don't hook up with disgusting sluts
or tell her
'yo bitch, your vagina is gross...give me head"
11-19-2006, 08:33 PM
mrhappy333

Quote:

Originally Posted by theDEEPdish

stinky pussy still pussy

qft...
11-20-2006, 02:25 PM
Xianti

You don't need to say anything. Just have her sniff your fingers.
11-20-2006, 02:29 PM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xianti

You don't need to say anything. Just have her sniff your fingers.

Yeah, rub her nose in it and then say bad dog! I hear vinegar works too.
11-20-2006, 02:59 PM
boost

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrhappy333

Quote:

Originally Posted by theDEEPdish

stinky pussy still pussy

qfF...

F IS FOR FALSNESS YOU FUCKING SICK FUCKERS
11-20-2006, 05:44 PM
theDEEPdish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xianti

You don't need to say anything. Just stick your fingers in her mouth
11-20-2006, 05:47 PM
drmcboy

best brag post ever.
11-20-2006, 07:00 PM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by drmcboy

best brag post ever...if your from the south

fyp
11-20-2006, 07:10 PM
mrhappy333

Quote:

Originally Posted by drmcboy

best brag post ever.

LOL!!
11-21-2006, 06:33 PM
spoonitnow

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galapogos

You can't fix that stink dude.

Yeah, usually you can. It's more than likely vaginosis. It's common and is easily treatable with antibiotics. Just get her to go to her primary care phsyician or her gynecologist.
11-22-2006, 05:33 AM
Da GOAT

this is one f'ed up post.

stank vag
3 some with your brother
Agony Aunts
some funny shit

but its brilliant
11-24-2006, 05:27 PM
EasyT

Big Red is tooo funny. This entire thread is hilarious.

But, as you folks have just introduced me to askmen.com, I had to peruse there a while. Funniest posts there I found:

Quote:

Me and my lover want to try new things, and I brought up the idea of using chloroform. Are there any dangers I need to worry about if I were to chloroform her?
Harold

Dear Harold............

You want to try "new things" and THIS is what you came up with????? Don't get me wrong....I'm sure she'll loooooove it. Just don't tell her before hand to bump up the "surprise" factor. :roll:

Quote:

backdoor barbeque

I always wanted to experiment with putting liquids in my rear; is this unsafe or risky? The kinds of liquids I had in mind would be like lotion, baby oil or condiments like vinegar, barbeque sauce, ketchup, olive oil, or a tiny bit of Tabasco sauce (just to feel what its like). Do you have any comments on this?

Damien

Dear Damien,

Your anus is not a hamburger. Please do not slather the inside of it with condiments of any sort...........

Dear BigRed.....er....Damien.......

PS. Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to have sex....for a whole slew of reasons. :P

EasyT
11-24-2006, 05:56 PM
mrhappy333

Quote:

Dear BigRed.....er....Damien

LMAO!!
11-24-2006, 10:16 PM
boost

tobasco!? WTF? What sexual satisfaction could you possibly get from pumping condiments up your ass? What is wrong with people?
11-24-2006, 11:51 PM
mrhappy333

hey don't knock it if you havn't tried it. right.
11-25-2006, 12:26 PM
spoonitnow

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrhappy333

hey don't knock it if you havn't tried it. right.

Just like fucking your brother, dont' knock it if you haven't tried it, right?
11-25-2006, 12:36 PM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrhappy333

hey don't knock it if you havn't tried it. right.

Just like fucking your exs fat, ugly friend, dont' knock it if you haven't tried it, right?

FYP

@all, tabasco and bbq sauce was a bad idea. Tabasco ate my prostrate and apparently fire ants like bbq sauce. Bad times friends, bad times.
11-25-2006, 12:37 PM
spoonitnow

Variance obv.

Bitch couldn't even cook.
11-25-2006, 12:39 PM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Variance obv.

Bitch couldn't even cook.

best response...ever

:clap:
11-25-2006, 12:46 PM
spoonitnow

At least her cooter didn't smell like trout.

Trout < Pork chops
11-25-2006, 01:51 PM
Warpe

Soya sauce and wasabi would make sense for a vag that smells like a tuna barrel.
11-25-2006, 01:58 PM
thenonsequitur

Good thinking Warpe. Were you ever employed as a chef? You have a mind for the culinary arts (eroto-culinary arts?).
11-25-2006, 03:12 PM
bigred

I wonder if that guy thought of wasabi in his anus as well as tabasco. Bet that feels real good.
11-25-2006, 04:51 PM
Margin Of Error

I was fingering a girl the other night and I used both hands, the next day my right hand stunk like dirty beever. I showered 3 times and washed my hands about 100 times but it still stank bad. My left hand smelled fine even though I put both of em up there, whats the deal?
11-25-2006, 05:29 PM
irishiain

Quote:

Originally Posted by Margin Of Error

I was fingering a girl the other night and I used both hands, the next day my right hand stunk like dirty beever. I showered 3 times and washed my hands about 100 times but it still stank bad. My left hand smelled fine even though I put both of em up there, whats the deal?

Maybe your right hand went somewhere else....
11-25-2006, 05:49 PM
bigred

You used both hands at once or you had to alternate because of cramping...?
11-25-2006, 06:12 PM
spoonitnow

You probably cleaned it out with the first hand and there was no stink left to get on the second hand.

But yeah I know what you mean. This one time I was sumo wrestling naked in baby oil in one of those kiddie blow-up swimming pools with this fat chick and my legs slipped and both feet got stuck between two rolls on her hip. One foot stunk really bad and the other didn't. I dunno what gives.
11-25-2006, 06:20 PM
UG

Quote:

Originally Posted by irishiain

Quote:

Originally Posted by Margin Of Error

I was fingering a girl the other night and I used both hands, the next day my right hand stunk like dirty beever. I showered 3 times and washed my hands about 100 times but it still stank bad. My left hand smelled fine even though I put both of em up there, whats the deal?

Maybe your right hand went somewhere else....

LOL
11-25-2006, 07:27 PM
mrhappy333

The Shoker??.....wheres the pic.
11-25-2006, 08:11 PM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

You probably cleaned it out with the first hand and there was no stink left to get on the second hand.

But yeah I know what you mean. This one time I was sumo wrestling naked in baby oil in one of those kiddie blow-up swimming pools with this fat chick and my legs slipped and both feet got stuck between two rolls on her hip. One foot stunk really bad and the other didn't. I dunno what gives.

good thing ur head didn't get stuck
11-25-2006, 08:17 PM
Pelion

spoon and bigred are making me cry right now :D
11-26-2006, 12:12 PM
spoonitnow

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

You probably cleaned it out with the first hand and there was no stink left to get on the second hand.

But yeah I know what you mean. This one time I was sumo wrestling naked in baby oil in one of those kiddie blow-up swimming pools with this fat chick and my legs slipped and both feet got stuck between two rolls on her hip. One foot stunk really bad and the other didn't. I dunno what gives.

good thing ur head didn't get stuck

Shit happens.

My question is this. If you're so bold to gangbang some chick with your brother and all this other shit, why are you NOT bold enough to just be like DAMN BITCH YO SHIT IS STANK
11-26-2006, 03:42 PM
mrhappy333

I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so.
And its not just this chick, I'm talking any chick that has a stink Vag.
I guess you could say Yo bitch your vag stinks, but if you can do it in a way where she fixes it, and you can keep bangin her, then thats +EV in my book.
11-26-2006, 03:45 PM
theDEEPdish

Just tell her that you need to clean something one day, take her pants off and start douching out her vag. problom solved
11-26-2006, 03:47 PM
mrhappy333

LOL
11-26-2006, 06:07 PM
Rondavu

I've never banged a woman with an outright stinky beaver. I have had a couple with exceptionally delicious beavers. Always a bonus my friend.

One time I was having sex with a girl doggy style, and there was a chip of crusty shit in her ass crack. That's gotta be worse. I mean what do you do, flick it out and finish? I think she'd ask questions if I brought a fork in the bedroom. Ya I guess you just flick it out and let the cat lick your fingers until you're done.

As an unrelated side note, this old chick was hitting on my friend at the bar last night. She was definately very ugly. She walks away, and my friend says to me "I think I'm gonna let her blow me". Holy fucking hilarity. I'm like "Wtf is wrong with you?". He says "I haven't gotten any in 3 months Bob". I mean people in prison camps ate worms I'm sure, but there wasn't much to choose from.

LOL at old ugly chicks blowing you. That's slightly > Gay
11-26-2006, 07:11 PM
donkbee

lol ... Rondavu, I love you so much.
11-26-2006, 07:19 PM
bigred

Warning - Nudity - NSFW

http://s153139690.websitehome.co.uk/clitterox.htm

Warning - Nudity - NSFW
11-26-2006, 07:37 PM
boost

lol this thread is great..

Ive never run into a stank cunt, and I hope to god I never do... thats just so gross..
02-03-2007, 02:54 PM
mrhappy333

Just an update, we were all together again late last night, when she started rubbing her own booty, then I noticed her smelling her finger, ( when a light bulb went off in my head that said heres your opportunity)
so I said, "yeah it doesnt smell to good, but it's still fuckable"
she said" what? it doesnt smell to good? but it's fuckable?" in a pissed off tone.
I just looked at her shrugged my shoulders and went to the bathroom to take a shower, when I got out she was gone. Havent talked to her today.
I think I'm all set with that shit anyway, time to find a new chick.

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