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My fav atm (i owe this completey to bigred) is "all i can give u is 3 inches and the worst 20 seconds of ur life)
another one i thought was funny was "you'll do". simple but effective
btw in case ur simple by best chat up lines i mean ones that are so bad theyre funny
wanna get a pizza and fuck?(a woman said yes once)
when she says no, say"whats a matter, you don't like pizza?
when you say "hi" to a hottie, and she ignores you, You say,
" I thought all the Ugly chicks were supposed to be nice?"
wanna go to my place and ...... talk?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put you and I together
I went up to a friend of mine (female) and said nice shoes, want to fuck? She laughed and this group of girls were horrified behind her, they obv didn't know we were friends, but I got curious smiles from that group for the rest of the night. Then I did a lot of shots and blacked out, but that's another story for another time.
This isn't a "line" but it these comments reminded me of it.
Some friend was telling me about a chick he hooked up with the night before.
"She told me to give her nine inches and make her bleed."
"So I fucked her twice then punched her in the nose!"
wanna go halves on a bastard?
Here's a good one my friend came up with. Go up to a girl and ask her if you can buy her a drink. If she says yes, obv you're fine. If she says sorry, I already have one, grab her drink, chug it, slam it down, and ask "Can I buy you a drink?" She thought it was funny and he proceeded to take her home.
how yooou doin?
i lol'ed irlQuote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
Lets go to my place and make a movie...i mean watch a movie
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
a line for drewQuote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
Want to get a look at my hard drive?
Let me put my 1 in your 0?
Let's kill John Connor and then screw?
this one is the bestQuote:
Let's kill John Connor and then screw?
Then you could do the whole "what you don't like killing john Connor?" if she says no.Quote:
Originally Posted by SaulPaul
Worked for me once.
Was at a party and we were joking around about how some pathetic bastard used the "Yano, I don't believe in monagamy" line.
So I went up to a pretty hot chick at the party, put my arm around her in the sleeziest way possible and delivered that line... I proceded to get laid 3 hours later.
Take a shot, purposely choke on it and throw up in the sink. Make sure not to wash any off your face. In fact, take the barf in the sink and smear it on your face.
Proceed to find a girl who watched you do it and tell her
"Let's make out."
If she does post in this thread.
i used this once and it worked
"i'm married, drunk and stupid. can i buy you a drink?"
i did not lie and i got a bj from a hot chick that was way above my level
she had an absoulte martini
that marraige was in the tank already, but she did know
fuck she didn't care
wowQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo