I just saw Snakes On a Plane and it was one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. I'm absolutely serious. Go see this movie now.
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I just saw Snakes On a Plane and it was one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. I'm absolutely serious. Go see this movie now.
I don't believe you. I think you were suckered into spending $10 on it and now you're trying to sucker more people in so you don't feel as bad. More reviews required.
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Originally Posted by zook
Come on guys, be realistic.
I mean, it's SNAKES ON A PLANE! How can it not be good?
disclaimer: I haven't seen it yet
P.S. In retrospect, my post looks sarcastic, but I was actually being serious. I can't wait to see this movie.
Well, first of all, I snuck in. Then the movie stopped halfway because of a problem with the reel, and after it was "fixed," it stopped at the same exact spot, so we got free ticket vouchers and free consessions. After this happened, we went to a different theater and started the movie over again. And it was worth it. Pure hilarity/gruesomeness for 2 hours. And Samuel L is a fucking badass!
You need a baseline with movies what are some of you other favorites? I mean if you thought Anacondas should have won the Oscar for best pic then I can see how you would like Snakes on a Plane. I can't wait for the sequel Fireants on a Plane or Killer Bees on a Plane. Maybe they could team up with a natural disaster like Avalanches & Scorpions on a Plane.
Killerbees? How do you die from killer bees? I say fuck bees. I will punch every bee right in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by tommyd7878
To my defense, as a movie, it was absolutely abysmal. But as an entertaining experience it was rediculous. It was so bad and stupid that it was hilaroius to watch. Don't go see it unless you go with 10 other guys prepared to yell and scream at every snake bite and to cheer on Samuel L like I did.
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you forgot to mention this partQuote:
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FBYPQuote:
Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
I still say it's the best movie of the summer. Maybe even of all time.
There could be a movie called "Colicky babies in the nursery", and it would be the greatest movie ever if Samuel L Jackson was beating the shit out of them.
I'm gonna start a joke and someone finish it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rondavu
How many dead babies does it take to stop Samuel Jackson?
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A nun with a spear through her headQuote:
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No and you're seriously sick for suggesting this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rondavu
Just one but it has to be wearing a thick white woman suit.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
depends on how motherfucking hard you throw them
Im working on the sequel........Dead Bears on a Train
There's already a Snakes on a TrainQuote:
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Rondavu is advocating child abuse.
Ban him.
i like little boys. I thought that was ok?Quote:
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