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right hand or left hand?
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right hand or left hand?
right foot
both feet
Right. Left once in a while for variety, feels like I'm cheating.
Left ear.
you stole my joke old man
There are no new jokes, just retellings of old ones, Muxy.Quote:
Originally Posted by PU$$Y
I'm not picky, she can use either hand.
I'm PO$$E$$ED, get it straightQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
left, then during the deed I switch to right to change it up.
-Chris
:jc: :kh:?
Jeez Warpe, aren't you too old to think about this kind of thing??
use it or lose itQuote:
Originally Posted by biondino
no hands no feet
person next to you beats the...
I chafed myself the other day. 5am couldn't sleep, and it was morning wood. ARGH
I used to be a righty in my younger days. At some point, however, I switched to being a lefty. It's like being with someone new.
I wish I had a third hand now.
This really depends. If youve recently beaten off to some AWESOME fat girl porn then switch to your weakest hand. Your stronger hand might grip too tight, and itll hurt during rounds 5 and 6 later on that night while your waiting for a MTT to start. If its the first time, id go for the dominant hand, only switching to use the mouse to fullscreen the videos you just streamed. Cheap bastards, you know you all do it. Who pays for porn anymore? Not me. not me.
Seriously, I thought the whole point of the internet was free porn. That's why Al Gore invented it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jishu
After buying a new computer, a friend of mine exclaimed, "I just bought a $2000 porno-viewing machine!"
Anybody want to know how Xianti got the nickname RADmin John Klown? Use your imagination (stay on topic, though).
http://www.mk-magazine.com/news/arch...vnazclowns.jpg