if you walked into your living room and saw this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...nnett/jeez.jpg
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if you walked into your living room and saw this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...nnett/jeez.jpg
torture before brutally murderingQuote:
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id let the paint harden, then i would scrape it off and feed it to my kid for the next year.
They become retarded and later on in life you can use the line, did you kid eat paint chips... yup those poor fuckers did
I'd hate myself for reproducing and making such retarded children
agreedQuote:
Originally Posted by ItDepends
and then...?
kill obviously
the little kid in front of the TV has such a cute smile thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
KILL... FUCK.. THE TV IS COVERED.. UNREAL.. LIL RETARDED BITCHES
run and grab my camera, take a picture obv
Good thinking.. you can use that in court when you plea insanity!Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Sell the kids on ebay...
or drive them to a forest and leave them there...
I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE
ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLQuote:
Originally Posted by WildBobAA
Oh damn...would I be pissed...
for some reason i'm thinking something along the lines of boom headshot
First I'd probably wonder how I have little kids in my house. Then I'd say "meh..." and sholve the little pricks into the blender.
Give them great big hugs!
i'd clean that shit up
thats what i'd do
i have a kid and this sorta thing is part of the job
and miffed would ask "what would brian boytano do?"
all of the above. Then get that big screen I've been waiting for. Who left the paint out?
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
Worst....post...everQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
thenonsequitur > bigred
comments? critisms?
You and I both know that was awful.
id laugh, and hope i didnt have a shotgun or big stick to hand.
In relation to my other thread, I think adoption is our way of folding preflop. You don't play every hand ur dealt in poker, why not do the same with kids?
gott agree with red here
What does a baby in a blender look like?Quote:
Originally Posted by Irisheyes
I don't know I was too busy masturbating.
Yesterday I played some 10nl with my friend and my stats were 95/90 over 50 or so hands so I pretty much did.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
But I gotta agree with you here during a solid tag game... sometime's you just gotta dump it.
assuming i had a small tv and some crappy furniture, i would laugh - In my actual house I would laugh until it turned to tears and then full on pissed off - i think all 3 emotions could hit me there pretty good -
I got no kids but when we were replacing our fence, we had to tie up our dog - we had him on a 50ft rope and he was able to run around the backyard a bit - He must have thought it was punishment and he took a crap from the living room all the way to the kitchen....Little fucker left like 30ft of crap on my nice carpet and I just about killed him....and that was easier than paint to clean.....I would probably beat em pretty damn good actually -
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Originally Posted by gabe
ahahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
nice
worst post evar rilla
if you dont like my post, it's becuase you're sterile.
Is it oil or latex paint?
oil or latex, oil or latex...
This is such a hot questionQuote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...100/Hehehe.jpgQuote:
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
HOLY CRAPQuote:
Originally Posted by samsonite2100
I think I just died of laughter at that thing. It's like a non-green version of greedo's avatar.
August avatars should be based around this pic.
omg that is awesome, i wish there was a version with no LOL on it
Best post ever!!Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I showed my 4 yr old the pic and asked him what I would do if him and his brother did that with the paint.
he shook his finger at me and said. "big trouble"