From Here
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
Alabama - Everyone lives in a shackQuote:
Originally Posted by jamesyb
Alaska - Those damn Eskimos
Arizona - God's waiting room on the west side
Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything
California - Freaking hippies
Colorado - Too many preppie ski bunnies
Connecticut - We say we're from New York, the nice part (bigred)
Delaware - Does anyone really care about Delaware
Florida - God's waiting room on the East side
Georgia - See Mississippi and Alabama except Atlanta, which sucks for different reasons
Hawaii - Too small
Idaho - If having sex with potatoes is your thing I guess it's cool
Illinois - Everyone is a fat Bears fan
Indiana - Gary is a shithole
Iowa - where?
Kansas - "The Boring State"
Kentucky - Hahaha, do I even have to say anything?
Louisiana - Used to be cool... (too soon?)
Maine - At least these hippies stay out of the way
Maryland - Contains Baltimore, the crackwhore of American cities
Massachusetts - At least they're not from New York
Michigan - I go to OSU
Minnesota - No restaurants
Mississippi - See Alabama
Missouri - I almost died there
Montana - If you liked Brokeback Mountain this is your place
Nebraska - Cornhusking, you know what they really mean
Nevada - I'm not knocking Vegas. Unless you're female, then you're probably a whore
New Hampshire - Ya, it's easy to run a state when everyone is rich
New Jersey - New York's armpit
New Mexico - At least it isn't Mexico
New York - What a pompous, self-righteous crowd
North Carolina - gave the world Petey Pablo, no need to thank us
North Dakota - Frozen wasteland. 84 people live there
Ohio - People swim across the Ohio River, then pretend they are not from the south, fooling no one
Oklahoma - Too many tornado's
Oregon - Fucking hippies
Pennsylvania - Fucking Amish
Rhode Island - See Delaware
South Carolina - Still flies the confederate flag. Nuff said...
South Dakota - your primary contribution to the country is meth labs
Tennessee - Hee-Haw
Texas - Steers and Queers
Utah - Mormons
Vermont - see New Hampshire
Virginia - If you have a hot cousin, this is the state for you
Washington - Ask LimpinAintEZ
West Virginia - If your sister is hot, this is the state for you
Wisconsin - Suburb of Chicago (Frank Caliendo)
Wyoming - Home state of Darth Cheney and gay cowboys
Feel free to post your own reasons
