liscense and registration chicken fucker
BKAWKKKKKKKK
that is all meow
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liscense and registration chicken fucker
BKAWKKKKKKKK
that is all meow
team ramrod, go
the shnozberries taste like, shnozberries.
Oh that's not ours.
CANDY BARS!
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?
What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Tough choice, but I'd probably end up just buying the Cleveland Cavaliers or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by samsonite2100
"Oh look a bar of soap..."
"They think I'm Mexican"
"You're not Mexican?"
i got you, you fucker
Oh give me the goddamn soap!Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
It stinks like sex in here.
'Who wants a mustache ride?'
Rabbit -'You're saying you're gonna light my country music award on fire?'
Farva -'I'm sayin when my suspension is over, you better watch your ass!'
Rabbit -'Or you're gonna light my ass on fire?'
Ramathorne: Do you know how fast you were going?
High kid: 65?
Ramathorne: 63.
High kid: But isn't the speed limit 65?
Ramathorne: Yes it is. But do you know why we're pulling you over? (Holds the bag of weed up). Littering.
Just cleaning out the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.
littering and.......littering and.......littering and.......littering and.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
Smokin the reefer........ but officer that isn't ours. CANDY BARS!!!
nit pickingQuote:
Originally Posted by Renton
Mac: All right, how about Cat Game?
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right meow?
Driver: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Driver: Sorry.
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Driver: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
Foster: All right meow, where were we?
Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
Driver: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
Foster: Meow. What is so damn funny?
Driver: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
Foster: You stop laughing right meow!
Driver: Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
Foster: Meow!
Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It's delicious.
Farva: Who wants cream? (everyone ignores Farva)... Nobody? (everyone still ignores Farva)... Okay, no cream.
at th elocal 7-11 there are always these two black guys working at night and whenever i go buy booze from them i drop the 'meow' thing a few times and they always start laughing. then they do it to all the customers after me.