How do you get up to take a piss without missing a hand?
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How do you get up to take a piss without missing a hand?
Pee before you play. If necessary attach a catheter bag.
Most places do have an option where you can sit out the next hand if need be...
Lol.. I actually sometimes take my laptop to the bathroom. I then make sure I'm not in any hands on any tables, unzip and go for it. Quite stressful when you get aces while washing your hands, though :D
I do this, but I don't pee on my hands so I avoid the second problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by HalvSame
I think there is a common misconception with washing hands, why wash your hands after you pee? What is dirtier, your dick which has been in your pants for most of the day, or your hands which have been touching everything? I think people should wash their hands before the pee, it would make more sense, haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by zook
On 4 tables I can take a bathroom break without sitting out, anything more and it gets difficult. If you dont want to sit out, grab a bottle, haha.
i sit out of all my tables for a minute or two every hour or so, so I can piss/get a drink/get a bite/etc.
I'm like 8 feet from my bathroom(I have my laptop set up in the kitchen) so I hurry and go when i'm out of the hands then come back check it then wash my hands in the kitchen sink, sometimes i pee in that sink.
I think that its best to do what renton said but I don't
It has a life of is own, I am polite enough not to ask it where it's been.Quote:
Originally Posted by andy-akb
On a serious note, it's probably good for you both mentally and physically to take 5 minutes every 1-2 hours and get up and walk around a bit.
I click off the auto post and when all the blinds have come around to me I sit out and do what needs to be done. When I get back I just wait for the blinds to get back around to me and I re-post, I never miss out on my free hands after paying blinds and never pay blinds early to get one or two hands. No one has ever told me it's +EV to do anything else. Besides nothing good can come from running around the house after sitting for an hour or so. Too many things can really put a dent in your pocket book or head if you trip into or onto something because your timer is beeping away for you to play your 72o UTG+2. And as a side note, I never wash my hands after pissing in my own home, I never piss on my hands and I wash my dick every morning in the shower. How is my dick getting dirty. But in public yes, You have to touch to many things in there.lol
I believe that it is cursed once you decide to leave but are playing the rest of your free hands I am probably down like 300 in those handsQuote:
Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
If we want to get technical here, yes your hands are dirtier than your dick and urine is sterile. So peeing on your hands shouldn't matter :p JUST GET MORE POKER IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha - this is what I doQuote:
Originally Posted by zook
I keep an empty wine bottle to hand (ok, there's usually one somewhere near my computer!) and if I am _really_ desperate and can't be bothered to sit out, I'll "take a break" at my desk.
As for the washing thing... I was after as it is not fair to expect people to handle things that I've handled after I've handled my handle.
J
Just run when not much is happening.
this is why this is not a good Ideahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/poker-35361.htmQuote:
Originally Posted by flotu