Ask me anything. I've just finished studying about 24/7 for the last 7 days solid and I believe I have entered a higher level of sleep-deprive caffine-induced enlightenment.
Allow me to teach you.
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Ask me anything. I've just finished studying about 24/7 for the last 7 days solid and I believe I have entered a higher level of sleep-deprive caffine-induced enlightenment.
Allow me to teach you.
is asshat a verb?
*shrug*
What is a "caffine?"
What is a "sensi?"
...that's all I have right now.
If you'd stand still for a second and allow me to preform my 16-palm exploding chest technique, I'll move to your questions quickly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Renton
What is the purpose of meaning?
Gimme your meaning of purpose and Ill answer your question.Quote:
Originally Posted by dwarfman
Is bigred gay?
is there a god?
am i it?
is bluey god?Quote:
Originally Posted by ake
there's not just one, duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by bluey
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
You are adorable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seasider
And no, becuase burn victims arn't real people.
when will we first share a drink togther?
ive gone to about 50% of my sociology lectures and 90% of the discussions. i plan to study for about a total of 3 hours. what grade do you expect for me on the exam?
What will happen when you go to sleep?
Ive been studying almost completely for about the last week and I forsee myself getting 3 A's, and A- and a B+.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
Seeing as you probably didnt even attend your final review, B-
When are you free?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
At some point, my body will probably spew vomit all over itself and I wont find out about it til tomorrow morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aceofone
I'm off drinking fellas. Maybe some drunk dials, maybe some drunk posts.
Call me
number?
sry out the door, no chance to get your number.
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Who was the moron that decided that commune posts should not count toward overall post count?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Why don't girls talk to Muxy? He's a nice guy.
Me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I think that was a really good idea. Hence, by moron, I obviously meant 'incredibly smart man.'
Of course.
whipped!
LOL :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
This is the most sycophantic post EVER!! Surely this deserves a strike.
j/k
Rilla, will I ever meet you IRL, and if so, what color would your shirt be?
If you're the guy that climbs the tree outside my window every night, the shirt is white.Quote:
Originally Posted by sandstorm
why do people say they do things "behind people's backs"?
Surely, if you are behind someone's back, you are actually in front of them?
It's probably becuase people arn't as smart, handsome and funny as you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Staresy
does a bear shit in the woods?
and what exactly will happen if my boss catches me screwing around on the internet again?
Heres one.
Why do you drive though a parkway and park in a driveway?
Why didn't you call me last night?
I did, your boyfriend answered and jealously hung up when he heard my manly voice.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Yeah, he'll do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
It's just like how you walk on the grass that says "Dont walk on the grass."Quote:
Originally Posted by fasin8ing
"Parkway? I'd rather drive."
How long did it take you to come up with that "gem"?Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
my left hand is on my keyboard where's my right hand?
Holding BigRed's left hand?Quote:
Originally Posted by Greedo017
you're supposed to give answers not ask questions
and that is obviously wrong we all know where my right hand is
Holding my third "arm" WINKQuote:
Originally Posted by Greedo017
Third ARM? wtfQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
When you can grab these chips from my hand, young grasshopper, then you shall be able to tell me what I am and am not supposed to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Greedo017
Its taken about 5 years for someone to actually attempt to answer it .Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
What should the penalty be for suicide bombing?
Ok here's my questions:
1. Why do drive up atm's have braile?
2. We are raised to believe God is all powerful, and all good, yet Satan has to get permission from God according to the bible to tempt man. Now is it that God isn't all powerful as we believe him to be that he cannot prevent Satan from tempting man, or that God is not all good that he allows Satan to tempt man...
Invasion of your country or a country close to yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomez
1. Why do drive up atm's have braile?
Blind people can't ride in the back of the car and operate the machine adequately?
2. We are raised to believe God is all powerful, and all good, yet Satan has to get permission from God according to the bible to tempt man. Now is it that God isn't all powerful as we believe him to be that he cannot prevent Satan from tempting man, or that God is not all good that he allows Satan to tempt man...
You can ask him yourself.
hey rilla, how am i going to do in the nightly S.H.O.E 1/2 home game?
you'll probably get bothered by drunk-dialing a-holes, lose focus and spew chips all over the table.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
How will I do in my 4.40 180 man marathon this weekend with hartlin?
Will any of these moves make a come back?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
Thats a great clip i saw it yesterday
Don't trust 'rilla? Get a second opinion:
http://www.magic8ball.net/index.php
Getting a second opinion is a sign of weakness.
Blind faith in me will work out for the best.
In Rilla We Trust.