Reflections on life on my 23rd Birthday
I am officially 23 years old now. Reflections on the last year:
One year ago:
- I was finishing up my temp job at a local cell phone company where I had been making $250-$300 a week working 40 hours a week.
- I was broke, in debt, and soon to be jobless as our town is run by dumbasses who have ruined our local economy.
- I was in and out of school, leaving cuz I hated it, and going back only cuz the extra student loan money I got paid the damn bills.
- My days consisted of eating ramon noodles, sitting in our lousy, cramped, horrible apartment worrying about being evicted, ignoring collection agencies' phone calls; and listening to my parents and most other people give me shit about how my life was going nowhere, i would never get a job cuz my grades sucked, i was nothing but a failure, etc.
....Fast Forward 1 Year......
- I played 200nl for 12.25 hours last week, ran pretty shitty over 5200+ hands at 4.1 PTBB/100 for a measily profit of $996.27 including rakeback. Quick math, thats $81.33/hour.
- I have more money in the bank then my parents probably do, all my bills are paid, and I DON'T NEED NO FUCKING JOB :-)
- I'm a college dropout who's made more this year already than any of my friends who graduated will at their "good-paying jobs."
- I'm about to go cook myself a $15 Filet Mignon in the kitchen of my luxury townhouse which is paid off for the next 6 months, i now answer collection calls with "Do u take Mastercard bitch??", and not a single person who ever gave me shit has a goddamn motherfucking thing to say to me.
- I'm about to leave for the Bahamas for a week for a sweet ass vacation where i could win a half mill.
Thinking upon these things, I have a few things to say:
To all of the donkeys in the poker world who gladly donate their hard-earned money - I love you, all of you, I mean that, keep up the good work.
To everyone who has helped me out in the last year - You fucking rule.
To every person who ever said I would fail at life......
I'M RIIIICCCCHHHHH BIIITTTTCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pwned.
In conclusion, I would like to quote someone who I know understands where i'm coming from:
Ilikeaces86 (03:14:31): aint life grand?
