FINDING NOOOOOBIE POSTS

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04-19-2006, 03:38 PM
gabe

FINDING NOOOOOBIE POSTS

i got this idea after looking for a thread to bump and coming over lots of funny ones. the point is to search old threads and find newbies posts by people and make fun of them here.

ill start:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...poker-2314.htm

ha!

elipsesjeff has lots of funny ones, but lets try to limit it to one or two per person.
04-19-2006, 03:46 PM
jmontis

I am embarrased by the things i've said in the past

It's pretty neat seeing how the members have grown as a community somewhat.
04-19-2006, 03:56 PM
chardrian

here's a good one: read my second post in the thread.

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ghlight=double
04-19-2006, 03:57 PM
Muxy

Quote:

Originally Posted by chardrian

here's a good one: read my second post in the thread.

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ghlight=double

Quote:

Originally Posted by chardrian

My bankroll is now around 3,000. I actually like the rebuy add-on tourneys because I NEVER rebuy or add-on. That way even making it to the money which, IMO, generally is a waste of time, actually makes it worth it. In general, I've found that over the whole tourney you have to play two hands better than everyone else (doubling up twice early essentially gives you the re-buy and the add-on), but over the whole tourney that can be done more often than not. I agree that at a freeze out tourney 11BB is not time for desperation. But in a re-buy add-on it was. We were in the last stage before the first break where basically the whole field (except for me) adds-on. I don't play just to survive, I play to win so I did feel I needed to make a move with this hand, I just didnt like my position.
Long story short - I raised 400. Two callers (one guy in mid-position other guy was button). Flop came out A58 (two hearts). I checked, second guy bet 700 (putting me all-in), third guy called, I folded. Second guy ended up losing with 8K spades versus A5 os.
So looking back I thought I screwed up by my normal raise preflop - thought I shoulda pushed (and probably woulda stolen the blinds). But now I'm thinking just cuz I lost doesn't mean I made the worst play (just fishing for opinions).
04-19-2006, 04:01 PM
alias2211

gabe-

just curious how the $.05/$.10 LIMIT games have been treating you lately:

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ghlight=#37950

dude you lost like $1.25 on that first hand alone.

i think we might want to start locking, archiving and hiding all posts older than 5 days for the protection of the integrity of the senior members here. besides, since the rules of poker change almost on a daily basis, it's not like the same questions will get asked over and over and over again anyway. this is gonna get ugly, fast lol...
04-19-2006, 04:41 PM
Irisheyes

a500lbgorilla stars in "OMG the fish keep sucking out on me!!!!"

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...173&highlight=
04-19-2006, 04:46 PM

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ighlight=#9168

AJs for the win!
04-19-2006, 04:49 PM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irisheyes

a500lbgorilla stars in "OMG the fish keep sucking out on me!!!!"

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...173&highlight=

Poker obv wasnt for me.
04-19-2006, 04:50 PM
Pelion

Quote:

Originally Posted by dwarfman

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=9168&highlight=#9168

AJs for the win!

lol. best hand ever
04-19-2006, 06:56 PM
WildBobAA

hahaha some funny threads

lucky for me, i was never bad at poker
04-19-2006, 07:29 PM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBobAA

hahaha some funny threads

lucky for me, i was never bad at poker
04-19-2006, 08:57 PM
euphoricism

hahahah I win!

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...poker-8571.htm
04-19-2006, 09:07 PM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by euphoricism

hahahah I win!

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...poker-8571.htm

Stop digging up posts only a week old.
04-19-2006, 09:12 PM
euphoricism

ZING!
04-19-2006, 09:23 PM
dev

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...165&highlight=
I was getting lucky as hell and destroying this table. Sick... If it wasn't for luck I wouldn't have been so misled. But my ability to come up with excuses was already pretty well developed!
04-20-2006, 10:36 AM
Staresy

What has happened to half the people who replied in these threads??
04-20-2006, 10:46 AM
a500lbgorilla

They went on to become world class players and left the forum.
04-20-2006, 11:02 AM
arkana

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irisheyes

a500lbgorilla stars in "OMG the fish keep sucking out on me!!!!"

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...173&highlight=

Too funny, lmao at "weak players like me"

Hard to imagine a gorilla as a weak player
http://tale-feathers.com/thumb-etc-gorilla-crying.jpg
04-20-2006, 11:09 AM
gabe

WEAK MONKEY
http://www.makesitgood.net/pictures/...1/IMG_9552.jpg
04-20-2006, 11:10 AM
gabe

BAG PIPE MONKEY
http://static.flickr.com/25/59595407_c32322fe36.jpg
04-20-2006, 11:11 AM
a500lbgorilla

MONKEY WITH HURT FEELINGS

<-------
04-20-2006, 12:02 PM
Irisheyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

They went on to become world class players and left the forum.

Don't worry people I for one, plan on staying.
04-20-2006, 12:55 PM
gabe

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

MONKEY WITH HURT FEELINGS

<-------

cmon that bagpipe monkey thing was funny....LAFF
04-20-2006, 01:54 PM
UG

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ghlight=#43393

My first post, not a huge LOL or anything, but it's funny how far I've come...and even funnier how far I have yet to go.
04-20-2006, 02:09 PM
gabe

uh......george i just bumped that a few days ago but you missed it
04-20-2006, 02:45 PM
UG

I am mentally retarded. Leave me alone.
04-20-2006, 08:42 PM
midas06

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...hlight=#117150
04-20-2006, 09:54 PM
Warpe

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...hlight=#164491
04-28-2006, 01:24 PM
Demiparadigm

LOL
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ghlight=#57211
does this count :)
04-28-2006, 02:13 PM
LimpinAintEZ

wow - these are great...This was a great idea for a thread - As a small stakes NL player, I find it inspiring that Gabe was playing 10NL only a year and 1/2 ago...Wow - So maybe it doesn't take 12 years to move up a couple levels...Just lots of practice, lots of reading and lots of asking for help -

the best line is "quit digging up posts that are only a week old" lmfao at that one
04-28-2006, 02:17 PM
gabe

you people arent supposed to find your own posts!
04-28-2006, 02:34 PM
Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

you people arent supposed to find your own posts!

MORONS
04-28-2006, 02:59 PM
elipsesjeff

Too Easy:

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...618&highlight=

Actually, I think Fnord Trashed most of my original posts. But, yeah, they were pretty bad.

Theres a really bad picture of me here:

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...934&highlight=

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe

elipsesjeff has lots of funny ones, but lets try to limit it to one or two per person.

You're so kind.
04-28-2006, 03:04 PM
gabe

ITS TRUE

but you missed the best ones where you argue with fnord:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...pic.php?t=3441
04-28-2006, 04:47 PM
elipsesjeff

You know, i thought he got rid of that one. Brings back old memories.