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i win about 10 buy ins a week playing 200 and 400nl. For a college student this is serious cash! How good am I? I RULE! I am posting this in good fun and to show off. You guys can show off too. How much do YOU guys win?? Please share.
ps. i am joking around for those of you too serious to laugh every once in a while. But that is my ACTUAL WINRATE for the past 6 months. =) Do I own poker or what??
haha
just want to let everyone here know...i think this forum is great.
and...I'm RICH!!
You're awesome.
im probably the most talented nl ring game player on this site other than talented tom, ilikeaces86 and a few others who play high stakes. you can watch me play on Bodog if you want to learn how to really play poker.
some other players i respect on this site (or used to be here) are ripptyde(he had the best poker mind on ftr and is a shame he was banned), lambchop(because he is a tourney stud), and fnord(becuase he has a good understanding of the fundamentals). Although from many of fnords comments i have lost some respect for his game. RING GAMES MASTER=BIGBOY5540
i don't lie remember that nuckas. don't hate me because i'm honest.
Can u send me some autographed hand histories?
i don't keep hand histories nor do i need or use poker tracker. but i will save a couple hands just for you next time bro.
Awesome, play at Bodog with me, whats ur name there?
Maybe capture a screen shot of you winning a big pot, print it out and sign it?
ok enough about me.... how much do YOU GUYS WIN?
Next time you get a new computer can I have your old moniter. Just autograph it right across the screen there
kthx
k but lets keep on topic boys. haha
and pelion play sngs to buils ur roll faster. if you can't off 5 dollar sngs then poker is not ur thing bro.
3 table 5 dollar sngs. with the right technique ur roll will be big in no time. u gotta learn how to do it correctly tho. forget about the 10 cent tables. get a roll and play 25 cent 50 cent. get good there and you are on ur way to becoming like me.
u can thank me after u get rich.
JUST DON'T START CALLING PEOPLE HERE GRASSHOPPPER, Honorable Master.
can you go into some advanced concepts that us beginners should not try to emulate? thanks.
This can only end in tears.
the tears in my eyes are only from laughter :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
Urban dictionary definitions:
1. ego
Relating to thinking about yourself or centering everything around yourself.
1. Egomaniac
1)A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as
2.) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)
3.) Someone who posts definitions of their name because they think people care who they are.
4.) The French.
(Unless their country is getting its ass kicked by some invading foreign army then they beg on hands and knees)
5.) US magistrate judges I don’t know if you ever seen one in court but the bastards think they’re GOD (especially when they presiding in mediocre unknown little hic-towns or suburbs)
1. Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory
The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
I'm currently making about $600/week playing 10,000+ hands of $0.10/$0.20 blind NL ring on Prima and NL$25 on BoDog. Speaking of BoDog I hope you're taking full advantage of the unlimited %10 reload bonus. I start every session of BoDog with a $200 buy in and end every session by cashing out everything. The cashouts are so fast that I can cashout before bed and the $$ is always in my Neteller account by morning. That extra $20/day can add up at the end of the month. At your stakes you could make an extra $50/day easily. PM me if you want details on clearing the bonus.
In the long term I've made over $30,000/year for the last 2 years, and I've never had more than $3,000 in my bankroll. I have no other source of income and I was married for the last 2 years and had a wife who didn't work and a stepson. When your risk of ruin has to be zero and you have over $2,000/month in living expenses it can be extremely difficult to build up a bankroll and move up in limits. It seemed like whenever I started to build a roll something would happen to cost me $$. $1,000 for a root canal , $1,000 for a new transmission, getting evicted and having to move cost us a shitload, being in Jail over some BS the list goes on. I know these things are just a normal part of life, but it's what makes being a pro with no outside source of income, no medical coverage or retirement plan so difficult. An old pro told me when I started playing "This is a hard way to make an easy living kid", now I know what he meant. Things are easier now I'm single again, all I do is play poker and work out.
I figure you made well over $50,000 in the last 6 months, that's awesome for someone still in college. I dropped out in my final year to play poker full time. I regret it because I left myself no outs. I have to play poker now to make decent $$ because I can only get shitty jobs. If I had finished my degree I could choose between poker and IT jobs or a combination of both.
Keep up the good work and good luck at the tables!!
Holdem puppet who is your master?
since we are making a brag thread...Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
this is what i did in 600NL since middle of march
edit: no more graph
yay
gabe you are sick. You once again inspire me.
ps. Can we get married then divroeced so you can pay me some fat alimony?
i think it would be weird to marry a guy.
but maybe.
nice gabe. i want to play 3/6 soon. is it a lot more difficult than 2/4 and 1/2??
not for a master of holdemQuote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
BTW here's my bragging.
First 15k hands 100nl: -1.5bb/100
ky ace: man i wish you luck in poker and whatever else you choose to do. i am so thankful that i don't really NEED the money i make. That would be so much more stressful. I play now because I love the game. ever think about going back to school bro? I don't want to sound like I'm trying to tell you what to do but you only have one more year to finish up, which will not be too bad. I'm sure you can do it.
I will always play poker but I definitely think it would be best for me to finish up school and find a good, dependable job for reasons more than money. Poker is fun when it is a game and you treat it like a game. When it becomes more than a game it becomes stressful and difficult because of the natural swings and unpredictability of it. Also a job can provide health insurance, which will be very important to you and even more important if you decide to have children. Also a job lets you interact with others more, which is fun and a relief from staying home playing poker all the time. Just my humble opinion man.
But is you do decide to stick with poker I am 100% sure you can progress to be a great player even at the higher stakes. Winning 600/week at the stakes you play is so good you don't even know how good it is. Im positive you are good enough to move up in stakes. You just have to go for it. Of course it will start out difficult but from your win rate, I think its safe to say you will be able to adjust just fine in due time. Anway man, I hope to hear about how you are doing soon.
This thread needs Dancing Bears to go with the Clown.
fnord lets go heads up 100 sng. i will show you who the clown is.
best out of three or five if you'd like.
if yes let me know. and anyway, stop acting like you have stick up ur ass all the time.
i'm just having some fun man. something i learned playing basketball and volleyball for my middle school and high school teams is that a little competition makes everyone better. and isn't that the point of this forum? to make everyone better.
you guys can brag away all you want when you win. I will not hate. i promise. i will congratulate.
bigboy,
I will accept in Fnord's place if he is not interested.
I play pokerstars only. Let me know if you are interested.
Lukie's only stipulation is that you have to play against him in eight 100$ HU SNG's at once.
5/8 wins!!!!
haha, I like the idea.
lukie who are you dude? let me hear from fnord first before letting you know. i play on bodog so if you don't play there don't ask me anymore please.
why are you acting like a tool
ill play you for $100 HU on party in however large of a series you would like
I think we need some hookers and booze in here too...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Move over Po$$e$$sed... we have a new clown in town. I'll play you HU too after Luckie, but only if you let me honk your big red nose if I win.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
we need to get a FTR shorthanded game going one day
bodog only kids. and i only asked fnord. if he says no i might give you children a chance. one at a time tho.
haha this is getting interesting... im waiting for your response fnord. bodog 100 heads up sng. my handle is the same. pm me please. im getting impatient.
and actually this is betwen me and fnord. i would rather not play any one else yet because i don't have beef with you guys.
and gabe sorry if i sound like an ass. im just trying to have some fun bro. nothing personal to anyone here. im sorry if i offended anyone.
i am not the one going around calling anyone a clown. fnord called me that. sniff sniff i smell some envy maybe??
I don't see how HU NLHE being my weakest form of HE has anything to do with BigBoy being a clown.
the haters only drive me to become an even better poker player. it's lonely at the top and poker is no different.
bigboy, i think you would be alright if you stopped replying in 4-post increments
i think fnord is a little SCURRED. Its ok man. but you are a clown in my eyes as well. so please bozo if you want to keep hating go on ahead but it just seems like envy to me.
I don't understand the point of challenging someone to a heads-up match. I play poker for money. I don't give a shit about stroking my ego. I bet you're one of those guys who yells at the fish and causes them to leave the table.
haha alrigth gabe i will work on that. i have no beef with you. you are probably a better player than me to be winning at 3/6 and i respect that. i just laugh at the haters is all.
sorry gabe.... but cmon guys im just trying to have some fun. why is everyone so serious about EVERYTHING?? GEEEET LOOOOOSE boys cmon.
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
sigh another HATER. keep it coming but just remember warpe the hating doesn't make you a better player than me =)~
Actually, I couldn't care less whether you're a better player than me or not. If you're as good as you claim to be, then good for you! Way to go! Keep it up, etc...etc...yadda yadda yadda... And if you're that good, maybe you can offer some thoughtful advice to other FTR members. We're all here to learn.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
But...puh-leeze...is there really any point in making idiotic posts insulting and challenging other FTRers? All you're succeeding in doing is making yourself look like a complete doofus.
Nobody really gives a shit how big your dick is.
The numbers you quote.Quote:
the haters only drive me to become an even better poker player. it's lonely at the top and poker is no different.
In GBP i can earn that at the local shop being in charge. Yes im already qualifed to do that.
I can double ur income working 9-5 and get a free car and all expenses paid working as an area manager for a european grocery firm. Add on top of that im a pretty decent ring game player or mtt player outside work and you have a lot of work to do avoiding variance while my cash keeps coming in.
If i really go for it i could rule the world then id just have u shot or cut ur hands off so you couldnt play poker. Then what would you do?
This thread is an exemplification of how money can go to the heads of society's lowlifes. You personify it. Afterall, you can take the lad outta downtown but you cant take the downtown outta the lad.
Got all that?
btw, if you wont come off bodog, ur a pussy.
There i said it. game on.
Edit: my mom could beat 400nl on bodog.
FYPQuote:
Nobody really gives a shit how SMALL your dick is.
kthxgg
No wonder he is such a big winner... He only plays on BODOG.
bigboy
Do you play online poker with sunglasses on?
just curious
Regardless, he won't play you. There are other people waiting that will. It would be nice if you quit running your mouth and addressed them.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
Haters haters haters. i am everything you guys say i am. you guys are right. if that helps you guys sleep at night. i am not here to make people cry and whine as many of you are doing right now LOL. Guys grap a tissue and relax. I have more important things to do right now so bye bye=). LOL this forum is great when i need a good laugh.
and yes i can make more doing other things than playing poker but i like playing poker miffed. I will be doing more after i graduate. and yes it is my only source of income as i am a student at the moment. and miffed just so you know my family is doing pretty well. I don't know where you get the lowlife from LMAO. That aside, i have no hate stored up inside like many of you cry babies do so i will let you guys say what you want. Me and my buddies get a good laugh from it anyway. so...in response to all the rude remarks...YES I AM! =)
ps: just remember i am laughing at how tight assed the people making the remarks are. maybe try yoga or something. i heard that stuff helps when you can't chill out. haha
one more thing. in the words of NAS. *music playing in the background while i sing* you can hate me now....but i won't stop now... you can hate me now...but i won't stop now... on and on...i sing =)
Wow.
:lock:
can someone point this guy in the 'exit' direction?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
His head is still stuck up his ass...
Po$$e$$ed is great, though a bit strange when not talking about poker, I personally find him hilarious and entertaining, and never noticed him go out of his way to offened anyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
This is absurd, however. It would almot be insulting if it wasn't SO absurd. LIke a bad joke told by someone who can't tell a good joke well. It always funniest when a person doesn't realize the joke is on them.
That quote by Nas was deep. I'm, like, totally blown away, dog.
Clown College?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboy5540
Juggling bowling pins and making ballon animals?Quote:
I will be doing more after i graduate.
Wow, so people actually say things, "don't hate, congratuate, participate, mediate, et cetera?"
I thought it was only said satirically, poking fun at another who might actually think about saying, "don't hate, congratulate" in all seriousness.
Does anybody remember that video by that band INXS called "mediate" where the guy held the cue cards with all the words that rhymed with mediate? That was weird.