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Is this true?
Most definately.
Also, Lukie is a donkey.
One more thing, only one of these statements is true.
you're not helpin me out here. now i have to wonder if you're a donkey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
POKERSTARS GAME #4069569268: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/02/23 - 05:34:59 (ET)
Table 'Antielus' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: BadBeatsRus2 ($82 in chips)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya ($210.30 in chips)
Seat 3: jacob_BU ($19.25 in chips)
Seat 4: paservant ($177.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Neutron Girl ($92 in chips)
Seat 7: Ceda33 ($31.40 in chips)
Seat 8: slickster998 ($100.75 in chips)
Seat 9: Pidasso ($81.90 in chips)
Neutron Girl: posts small blind $0.50
Ceda33: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Ac Ah]
Ceda33 said, "8 3"
slickster998: folds
Pidasso: folds
BadBeatsRus2: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $3 to $4
jacob_BU: folds
paservant: calls $4
Neutron Girl: folds
Ceda33: raises $27.40 to $31.40 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: calls $27.40
paservant: calls $27.40
*** FLOP *** [6d Td 7d]
Ceda33 said, "8 3"
Lukieplaya: bets $178.90 and is all-in
paservant: calls $146.10 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6d Td 7d] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [6d Td 7d 4d] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
paservant: shows [8d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
paservant collected $292.20 from side pot
Ceda33: shows [8s 3h] (a pair of Eights)
paservant collected $91.70 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $386.90 Main pot $91.70. Side pot $292.20. | Rake $3
Board [6d Td 7d 4d 8h]
Seat 1: BadBeatsRus2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: jacob_BU folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: paservant (button) showed [8d Ad] and won ($383.90) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: Neutron Girl (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Ceda33 (big blind) showed [8s 3h] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 8: slickster998 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Pidasso folded before Flop (didn't bet)
okay. you can be the donkey with bad luck. =D
It depends if you play better than me or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by mxiu
i play better than you on steroids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
so is it true?
If by being a fish, you mean losing money, then you're very wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by mxiu
If by being a fish, you mean a pretty good HU/SH player could rip me a new one, you're right.
....so you're a fish right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
He uses logic and good poker skills to mask his fishiness.Quote:
Originally Posted by mxiu
well, as long as i heard right, and he really is a fish, ty.
Where'd all this come from?
you must be new here.Quote:
Originally Posted by midas06
Is it that obvious?
the rabbit afro makes it quite obvious actually.
It's an image he likes to encourage.Quote:
Originally Posted by mxiu
are you really a hot girl?Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
I am really Johnny Bravo.
can i have your autograph?
Um...er...yeah...yeah, that's it. Wanna cyber?Quote:
Originally Posted by mxiu
asl? pix?
plz play werewolf.Quote:
Originally Posted by mxiu
I heard that Mxiu likes to sit at the same table as Fnord and Lukie and go on wild monkey tilt. I also hear Fnord likes to take position on TAggs who go on monkey tilt. Next time you feel like donking off a couple buy-ins send one of them my way.
k thnx
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...morin/tilt.png
bizwnd
-80 bb/100 is def variance. His true winrate is ATLEAST double that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
well, to save myself at least a little dignity, one was set over set, another was a straight flush draw that got it in the middle on the flop, the rest were terrible plays and tilt.
but... fnord is still a fish right?
...and did you really need to post that? im feel sick looking at it =[
i really would appreciate it if you took it down though.
Fnord's new sig, amirite?Quote:
Originally Posted by mxiu
Ya def running hot mxiu.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Sig it.
Play the werewolf game maybe?Quote:
Originally Posted by mxiu
Hi.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
I heard I was a fish. Every day I play NL, in fact.
...in an unraised pot against a donk who would have paid off big if you hit. You're not regularly playing against guys who raise and fold to a push, stop that.Quote:
Originally Posted by mxiu
Intelligent + poker chat in the commune?
Strike 1.
POKERSTARS GAME #4581100083: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/04/10 - 07:45:44 (ET)
Table 'Scutum III' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: danuk ($97.60 in chips)
Seat 3: sporadic ($104.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Enzoenzini ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($104.05 in chips)
Seat 6: Fnord ($144.90 in chips)
Seat 7: Majin Legacy ($112.15 in chips)
Seat 8: ouya22 ($25.95 in chips)
Seat 9: berggren ($102.35 in chips)
Fnord: posts small blind $0.50
Majin Legacy: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [9s Ks]
ouya22: folds
ThE MyZeR has returned
berggren: folds
danuk: folds
sporadic: folds
Enzoenzini: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $2.50 to $3.50
Fnord: raises $8.50 to $12
Majin Legacy: folds
Lukieplaya: calls $8.50
*** FLOP *** [8c 7s Kd]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya: checks
*** TURN *** [8c 7s Kd] [3s]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $15
Fnord: calls $15
*** RIVER *** [8c 7s Kd 3s] [3d]
Fnord: checks
Lukieplaya said, "you have QQ but this is outta respect"
Lukieplaya: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fnord: shows [Qs Qd] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Lukieplaya: shows [9s Ks] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
Lukieplaya collected $52.35 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $55 | Rake $2.65
Board [8c 7s Kd 3s 3d]
Seat 2: danuk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: sporadic folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Enzoenzini folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya (button) showed [9s Ks] and won ($52.35) with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 6: Fnord (small blind) showed [Qs Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 7: Majin Legacy (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: ouya22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: berggren folded before Flop (didn't bet)
edit: edited out fnord's ps name
Sexy read
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
hilarious comedy
This went from a very silly/stupid thread to being one of the best threads FTR has ever seen with a quickness.
haha yeah, when fnord strikes back, it's quick, and it's brutal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
I herd that Fnord is a werewolf
Hes really an Angel.... :angel:Quote:
Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
mxiu calling out one of the most respected posters on the board really makes you look like a fool. He's also a very solid player.
Don't kill the messenger... just saying it like it is.
Calling out one of the most respected players?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
That's fucking ridiculous. Fnord gives out the BEST advice (IMO), and replies most often to threads that are helpful to me. I can definitely say he's on of my biggest influences on this site. This is the first time i've strayed off from the regular boards and gone into the lounge to do a bit of socializing in a humourous way. (Obviously, he's probably one of the last people I would truly call a fish on this site) I really enjoy the little community you guys have here, but this thread seems to just show that a bunch of you really like picking on others with an elitist attitude.
Before today, I really gave FTR a lot more respect than the "main" poker board 2+2. Whether your replies are still in good humour or not, I have already specifically stated I didn't enjoy the way the thread was going, but that obviously didn't stop any of you.
Hopefully I can find another poker forum I thought this once was.
Re-laaaaax. You started a silly thread and got it turned around on you, so suck it up, lol, nh, gg, move on...Quote:
Originally Posted by mxiu
But mxiu was my new favorite poster.
You're SO fickle.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Sry man you seemed really serious.. must have misread you. My apologies.Quote:
Originally Posted by mxiu
wow I went to bed last night and thought this thread couldn't get any better, but by golly it did
comedy gold, comedy gold
You came here to intentionally push people's buttons. What, you didn't think some people from FTR would push back (IN GOOD FUN, and in good comedy)? C'mon, you called out (and semi-flamed) one of the most well-known and well-respected posters in all of FTR....what did you *think* would happen?Quote:
Originally Posted by mxiu
Didn't see the comment at the time, if you did do it in real time, impressive (will check my HH.) Wasn't sure how I was going to play the river, probably fold as you would check a lot of marginal stuff behind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I put you on something like Ax, sc, pocket pair. Didn't think the King hit you, didn't want to go to war. So I checked to induce. When you checked behind I expected to see something like TT/99.
he didQuote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Yet another reason I need to stop playing at PS...Quote:
Originally Posted by bluey
ya
NO!Quote:
I am really Johnny Bravo.
I AM JOHNNY BRAVO!
if you disagree with me ill start a second flaming war with you :wink: :wink: :twisted:
A couple great hands from the same table...
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
UTG+1 ($36.85)
MP1 ($103.10)
MP2 (SuperDonk) ($256.95)
MP3 ($100)
CO (Lukie) ($104.05)
Fnord ($99.90)
SB ($112.65)
BB ($27.45)
UTG ($103.85)
Preflop: Fnord is Button with T:spade:, A:spade:.
3 folds, MP2 (SuperDonk) calls $1, 1 fold, CO (Lukie) raises to $5, Fnord raises to $15, 2 folds, MP2 (SuperDonk) folds, CO (Lukie) folds.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
BB ($102.10)
UTG (SuperDonk) ($255.95)
UTG+1 ($100)
MP1 (Lukie) ($101.55)
Fnord ($107.40)
CO ($112.15)
Button ($25.95)
SB ($102.85)
Preflop: Fnord is MP2 with Q:heart:, Q:spade:.
UTG (SuperDonk) calls $1, 1 fold, MP1 (Lukie) raises to $5, Fnord calls $5, 4 folds, UTG (SuperDonk) calls $4.
Flop: ($16.50) 7:diamond:, 3:club:, T:club: (3 players)
SuperDonk checks, Lukie checks, Fnord bets $10, SuperDonk calls $10, Lukie folds.
Turn: ($36.50) 5:spade: (2 players)
SuperDonk checks, Fnord bets $20, SuperDonk calls $20.
River: ($76.50) 3:spade: (2 players)
SuperDonk checks, Fnord checks.
Final Pot: $76.50
Results:
SuperDonk has 8s 9d (one pair, threes).
Fnord has Qh Qs (two pair, queens and threes).
Outcome: Fnord wins $76.50.
softplay ftw
Lukie wanting to play the horrible donkey in position instead of fnord out of position FTW
My reasoning for checking behind at the time was that I thought there was a chance that I could get some value out of QQ (which I was pretty confident you had at the time, hence my comment), but that's it. Realistically though I think you fold QQ there to a meaningful bet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
There's also the issue of getting blown off the best hand, getting c/c'd by a better hand (weirdly played AK maybe), etc. I also badly wanted to show that hand down. People seeing me with K9s there is very very +ev.
Yeah, the re-raise was a little reminder that you can't go too crazy with the iso-raises. Got to share with the guys behind you. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Nonsense. I knew you were full of shit and was seriously considering putting in a third raise with my J8s. I opted for the auto-fold button instead...
Full of shit?!?!?! It was a clear value raise! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
haha, at one point I was just jacking it up with any 2 cards that looked somewhat pretty when it was just him in the pot. It didn't work out super successful, but that's the kind of situation where often times I'll grind away at their stack, and then they play back at me and I have something like TPTK and I get the rest...
No reason to get tangled up with you there, I think you are going to have something reasonable there everytime and sometimes a monster. Not worth the risk/reward thought to find out, especially OOP.
BTW, I think I should have put that baby in second gear, I chased that guy away after the 10th or so time I raised his limp. :)