The dream, it is over

Hello,

Unfortunately we are unable to approve the User ID (nickname) that you
have selected. We feel that this name might, in some way, offend other
players, and therefore we ask that you please open a new account using a
different name. To do so, exit the program, restart, then select "Create
Account" from the options menu.

Once you have created your new account, Email us using the Email account
associated with this account. Once you have informed us of the new user
ID, we will transfer your account balances to the new account.

The account under User ID "Vulvacanoe" has had play and chat privileges
removed.

Regards,

Alvin

PokerStars Support Team

Just explain what it is..

they'll understand.

OHNOSE!!!

Do you reckon they would let you get away with LabiaKayak?

What about BeardedClamYacht?

ClitorisCoracle?

PudendaDinghy?

Now taking submissions for a new sn. Users of pokerstars must not be offended by said screenname

I like party poker because they like vulvacanoe.

KoolKapKlan