Worst beat ever -- not poker!

So, I've come home for a couple weeks, since I have little sisters, and to get away for awhile...I'm playing a little blackjack on Pinnacle, and I'm not having a bad day at all.

I step away from the computer to go to the little boys' room. When I come back in, my middle sister (11) is on the computer (she was doing some report or something) so I shoo her away. When I get back to my game, I notice my bankroll is $3,200 lower than when I left....

SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A GAME.

You have to be fucking kidding me.

Best,
EW

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that is sick.

First of all its sick to play a game that can't be won, but what happened to you is double jeopardy.

Thats unconstitutional...

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Originally Posted by Renton

that is sick.

First of all its sick to play a game that can't be won, but what happened to you is double jeopardy.

Thats unconstitutional...

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FYP.

yea just fixt it

Wow, tough beat.

You should seriously consider selling her to sex trafficers. It will get your money back and punish her plenty

The exact opposite happened to one of my buddies at college. His roommate was using his computer for something while drunk and turned $100 into about $2500 playing blackjack at an online casino that he thought was just a cheap game.

so that's who was donating all the money at the blackjack table :shock:

This probably isn't the place for it, but if your play blackjack perfectly (also assuming you don't/can't card count), what is your expectation in blackjack? I know it's very close to neutral.

I think you're still at a %.04 disadvantage. Basically neutral.

That's why the don't want little girls in China. They're bad at blackjack.

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Originally Posted by ilikeaces86

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Originally Posted by ake

You should seriously consider selling her to sex trafficers. It will get your money back and punish her plenty

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Im with ake.