Has valentine's day hit a new low?

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02-10-2006, 01:45 PM
lambchopdc

Has valentine's day hit a new low?

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02-10-2006, 01:53 PM
AHiltz

BAWHAHAHHHHAHAHAA
02-10-2006, 01:59 PM
Irisheyes

Sombody with a gf please give them this and report back with a reaction. You know it would be funny.
02-10-2006, 03:39 PM
bigred

Since when was a holiday started by hallmark ever high? It's been nothing but low.
02-10-2006, 03:45 PM
Irisheyes

Aww... Is Bigred feeling kinda lonely this time of year...
02-10-2006, 03:54 PM
a500lbgorilla

UB just bwned your girlfriend.
02-10-2006, 04:08 PM
Rondavu

How about giving your girlfriend a gift basket including the UB gift card, some playboys and porn videos, star wars DVDs, condoms, cigars, and an ex con serial killer named "Pippy". Tell her you wanna watch Pippy have sex with her while choking her at the same time. It will make the orgasm more intense based on fear of dying.

Disclaimer: Murder and violence are bad. Pippy is a funny name for a serial killer.
02-10-2006, 04:21 PM
Irisheyes

I had a gf two years ago and I gave her a toilet seat that I found on the construction site I worked on at the time.

Good thing she saw the funny side n I gave her some other shit a few hours later.
02-10-2006, 04:44 PM
boost

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rondavu

How about giving your girlfriend a gift basket including the UB gift card, some playboys and porn videos, star wars DVDs, condoms, cigars, and an ex con serial killer named "Pippy". Tell her you wanna watch Pippy have sex with her while choking her at the same time. It will make the orgasm more intense based on fear of dying.

Disclaimer: Murder and violence are bad. Pippy is a funny name for a serial killer.

When Im filthy rich, Ill be contacting you. Ill need a good jester after all...
02-10-2006, 08:53 PM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rondavu

How about giving your girlfriend a gift basket including the UB gift card, some playboys and porn videos, star wars DVDs, condoms, cigars, and an ex con serial killer named "Pippy". Tell her you wanna watch Pippy have sex with her while choking her at the same time. It will make the orgasm more intense based on fear of dying.

Disclaimer: Murder and violence are bad. Pippy is a funny name for a serial killer.

ANAL SEX