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fake tits
tasteful fake tits are ok... I dont think Id ever get married to a girl with fake ones. But when they look like balloons and you can clearly see the incision scares.. that shit just aint kosher.
when I spray when I'm pissing
emo
Fake tits are so great. You wouldn't marry a girl with fake tits?Quote:
Originally Posted by boostNslide
neverQuote:
Originally Posted by DoGGz
I don't respect women who modify their bodies for the sake of appearance
Red flag indicating an insecure, high-maintenance woman. Too much grief.Quote:
Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
Im with you man. I mean, Ill nut on em, but no way Im marrying em. Also fake tits dont last forever, and plastic suregory can look ok at the time, but take a look at some older famous women that are known to have had stuff done. They look abso-fucking-lutely disgusting... I dont wanna be married to that. At times I wish I could really be so vein as to follow the thinking that wifes are to be traded in every 5 years or so for a newer model, but Im just not like that. And even if I thought like that, natural girls or so much sexier. Porn stars are good for one thing, porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
Real tits don't last forever. At least fake ones can be replaced.Quote:
Originally Posted by boostNslide
Doggz
Nelly's bandaid
When Mike Jones combines the word deal and this into a word that sounds like diddy, and then Boost makes fun of me becasue Im white.
What Im trying to say is, I wish I had ice on my grill.
"female" farts
that van in zachs sig... what the fuck is that thing? get rid of it... now...
But Free Candy!Quote:
Originally Posted by boostNslide
I have no tit affiliation that I know of. Throw a real one or a fake one at me. Either way I do a starving infant impression. Hell, gimme a couple water ballons, and I'll keep myself busy for an hour.
I slept with this girl one time only because she had super large breasts. There was no other motivation. I just wanted to scramble around with her funbags. I talked the talk, and walked the walk (complete with tailfeathers), and YAHTZEE, giant funbag heaven! The girl the megaboobs were attached to was nothing more than a placeholder for the main course. She was the lord of the funbags to me. A dinner plate serving my favorite jumbo jugs meal that evening. My hands were the meatforks. I felt like an ass about it later, but screw it, a man has to play with gargantuan knockers once in his life. Is that a lot to ask?
People who chew with their mouths open.
Click on it and see what it says if your confused.
ah, now I love it!
Haha thats funny shit, nhQuote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
People who use the word, 'guesstimate"
hipster coke heads..
good players that sit down in position on me. damnit
People that wear pajamas to class.
k i dont shower before all my classes so i just brush my teeth put on a sweatshirt and go to class..Quote:
Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
why the hell would something like that annoy you during early classes anyway?
hmm I wear boxers all day... sometimes a tshirt too... mostly just boxers though.. being a barely succesful pro poker player has some nice perks...
I use to do that for my 8/9 am classes too. I'd brush my teeth and throw on some warm-up pants or sweats. I'd talking about the people that show up in the pajama pants with cartoon patterns and are wearing slippers. Those fuckers annoy me. If you can't at least put on some shoes then you're probably too lazy to brush your teeth either.Quote:
Originally Posted by journey075
yah but its like a fad now... the "dorm life" look. But fad or not, I think the only time it should happen is if you are hugh hefner, or have a comparable life situation.
k, agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
i wear scrub pants and a hoody all the time when i dont shower.
the fact that theres no such thing as "saturday morning cartoons" anymore. Sure tehre are always cartoons on the cartoon network, and I dont know why I care, I dont even watch them anymore. But for some reason it still pisses me off.
I usually throw on my power ranger jammy's, but what is this brushing of teeth you speak of?Quote:
Originally Posted by journey075
People that use the self check-out machines at the supermarket and they either have a cart full of shit, it takes them 20 minutes just to figure out how to do it, or both.
http://www.youtube.com/w/poker?v=xVw...8&search=PokerQuote:
Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
YES!!Quote:
Originally Posted by boostNslide
Also -
The grimy rollcloth system in public restrooms...yo genius, I just washed my hands, and now I'm supposed to rub them all over that swarm of pestilence ??
holy shit! I thought I was the only germaphobe... lol. Ok Im not really a germaphobe, but like I dislike stuff like this, washing your hands, then having to touch the thing, then having to touch the door, knowing that most people didnt wash thier hands, and if they did they just sprinkled a lil water on them then walked out.Quote:
Originally Posted by metaxy6
ok, they had some nice jiggle to them, however the shape was TERRIBLE. Very nice movement, but still... fake looking shape.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
Also did anyone else find it odd that they where saying "partypoker.com" on american radio/tv ? They always say 'dot net' to point you towards thier fake money site, because I think its illegal or atleast taboo to advertise online gambling in the US.
People who bump old threads
OMG this possessed dude is the Spoon of 2006.
fypQuote:
Originally Posted by wesrman
well done
epic failQuote:
Originally Posted by wesrman
I miss po$$e$$ed