Secrets To Winning Cash

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12-12-2005, 01:20 PM
Werddown

Secrets To Winning Cash

I recently downloaded something on bittorrent, and within the .zip file was a randomly included pdf document titled "Secrets to winning cash via online poker.pdf"

Curious, I decided to check it out.

The author suggests that partypoker follows a specific pattern, and will actually "Come After You" the more you win, by forcing you to lose, in order to keep money evenly distributed among players, and keep more people playing on their service.

I really dont believe any of it is true. The question is, why would someone write a long in depth pdf like this one?

My guess it is someone who is just trying to throw a bunch of new players off by filling their heads with lies, and has too much free time.

I uploaded the file to geocities... check it out and tell me what you think.

http://www.geocities.com/jontimberlane/Secrets.pdf
12-12-2005, 01:28 PM
EricE

Pish posh. Online poker is not rigged.
12-12-2005, 01:52 PM
Vrax

I prefer just playing solid poker.
12-12-2005, 02:01 PM
cryptyk

People write this stuff because they believe it. When people online see a table where one guy gets AA, another KK, another QQ and another JJ they freak out. "It must be rigged!" they scream. That would NEVER REALLY happen.

Although I just saw it last night at a B&M.

These poker sites make enough money without rigging anything. They have nothing to gain by rigging the game, and everything to lose. Every study I've run across where statistics were tracked and analyzed showed nothing out of place.
12-12-2005, 02:02 PM
edudlive

That book is the most redonkulous think I've ever wasted my time reading.

BTW, that book is likely copyrighted material as it is sold on partypokercracked.com or something, I suggest you take it down.
12-12-2005, 02:15 PM
Vrax

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptyk

People write this stuff because they believe it. When people online see a table where one guy gets AA, another KK, another QQ and another JJ they freak out. "It must be rigged!" they scream. That would NEVER REALLY happen.

Although I just saw it last night at a B&M.

These poker sites make enough money without rigging anything. They have nothing to gain by rigging the game, and everything to lose. Every study I've run across where statistics were tracked and analyzed showed nothing out of place.

AA vs QQ vs KK in the same times is as much frequent as 22 , 33, 44...

But it's rarely seen and noticed because those hands go into muckpile often and are not seen. Unless you see 234 flop, then it's ofcourse rigged :)

But 3 high pairs look spectacular - 3 HIGH pocket pairs and shitload of money in the middle and it's remembered for longer time....

My 72 ass end straight got cracked by AA top set who filled up! R!GGD!!!!
12-12-2005, 04:39 PM
Rondavu

He writes...

Quote:

I will not call a raise or place a bet more than $5 with AA KK or QQ preflop.

So if someone goes all in and you have AA just fold. Hahahaha. He wrote this too...

Quote:

Due to privacy issues, I can not tell you how much I made on party Poker last year, but my play money account is over 60 Million Dollars!

Holy shit I just split my pants! Privacy issues? You mean how you're privately a douche sir?
12-12-2005, 05:56 PM
edudlive

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rondavu

He writes...

Quote:

I will not call a raise or place a bet more than $5 with AA KK or QQ preflop.

So if someone goes all in and you have AA just fold. Hahahaha. He wrote this too...

Quote:

Due to privacy issues, I can not tell you how much I made on party Poker last year, but my play money account is over 60 Million Dollars!

Holy shit I just split my pants! Privacy issues? You mean how you're privately a douche sir?

DUDE! SIXTY MILLION PLAY CHIPS

That means he is one of these guys:

http://www.screensavershot.com/tvmovie2/rounders.jpg

I want to find someone that plays like this, so I can just reraise them hard preflop and they'll fold their rockets!!
12-15-2005, 01:44 AM
harmisajedi

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptyk

People write this stuff because they believe it. When people online see a table where one guy gets AA, another KK, another QQ and another JJ they freak out. "It must be rigged!" they scream. That would NEVER REALLY happen.

i saw 4 pps @ a 5-handed home game a few weeks back--queens, aces, jacks and sixes. weirdly enough, the aces held up too...

the best way to handle poker conspiracy theorists is to exclaim, "so THAT'S how come i keep losing!" & then extend a cordial invitation to a home game, where you proceed to milk them like a brown heifer.
12-20-2005, 08:23 AM
A10Chief

Doesn't this asswipe know that Party will give you as many play chips as you want? What a dumbshit. 60 million play chips? I bet he has imaginary friends coming out of the woodwork!
12-20-2005, 12:49 PM
Pelion

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptyk

one guy gets AA, another KK, another QQ and another JJ ... I just saw it last night at a B&M.

Live poker is rigged
12-20-2005, 04:08 PM
joshuadzl

Quote:

Originally Posted by edudlive

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rondavu

He writes...

Quote:

I will not call a raise or place a bet more than $5 with AA KK or QQ preflop.

So if someone goes all in and you have AA just fold. Hahahaha. He wrote this too...

Quote:

Due to privacy issues, I can not tell you how much I made on party Poker last year, but my play money account is over 60 Million Dollars!

Holy shit I just split my pants! Privacy issues? You mean how you're privately a douche sir?

DUDE! SIXTY MILLION PLAY CHIPS

That means he is one of these guys:

http://www.screensavershot.com/tvmovie2/rounders.jpg

I want to find someone that plays like this, so I can just reraise them hard preflop and they'll fold their rockets!!

MATT DAMONANN1245%_~%'