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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

UTG+1 ($19.65)
MP1 ($25.30)
MP2 ($24.45)
CO ($10)
Hero ($55.85)
SB ($5.30)
BB ($24.40)
UTG ($33.65)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K:spade:, Q:spade:. CO posts a blind of $0.35.
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.25, 3 folds, Hero calls $1.25, SB calls $1.15, 1 fold.

Flop: ($4.35) Q:heart:, 8:spade:, 8:diamond: (3 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 bets $1, Hero raises to $5, SB folds, UTG+1 calls $4.

Turn: ($14.35) 4:spade: (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $13.25, UTG+1 raises to $13.4, Hero calls $0.15.

River: ($41.15) 3:club: (2 players)

Final Pot: $41.15

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Td Ad (one pair, eights).
Hero has Ks Qs (two pair, queens and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $41.15.

Same guy in a later hand:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

MP3 ($23.45)
CO ($14.85)
Button ($3.75)
SB ($17.65)
BB ($17.10)
Hero ($81.05)
UTG+1 ($6.90)
MP1 ($23.80)
MP2 ($34.80)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8:heart:, 8:club:.
Hero raises to $0.5, 4 folds, CO calls $0.50, 2 folds, BB calls $0.25.

Flop: ($1.60) 7:diamond:, 4:heart:, 9:spade: (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.25, CO calls $2.25, BB folds.

Turn: ($6.10) 2:spade: (2 players)
Hero bets $0.85, CO calls $0.85.

River: ($7.80) 3:diamond: (2 players)
Hero bets $4.25, CO calls $4.25.

Final Pot: $16.30

Results in white below:
Hero has 8h 8c (one pair, eights).
CO has 6s 3s (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $16.30.

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Same guy again:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

UTG+1 ($23.45)
MP1 ($7.35)
MP2 ($3.75)
MP3 ($17.55)
CO ($16.50)
Hero ($88.40)
SB ($6.65)
BB ($24.15)
UTG ($34.80)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A:spade:, T:spade:.
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 2 folds, CO calls $0.25, Hero raises to $0.5, 1 fold, BB calls $0.25, MP1 raises to $7.35, CO folds, Hero calls $6.85, BB folds.

Flop: ($15.55) Q:spade:, A:heart:, 8:diamond: (2 players)

Turn: ($15.55) 2:club: (2 players)

River: ($15.55) 2:spade: (2 players)

Final Pot: $15.55

Results in white below:
MP1 has Jc Tc (one pair, twos).
Hero has As Ts (two pair, aces and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $15.55.

The $100 NL guys aren't much better. Just tighter...