Poker Stars is teh rigged (Proof)
Found this remix when i used my ph33r3d h4x to h4xz0r into Lee Jones computer. Lollerz!!!!!!11!111!1!1!1111!!!!!!111!!!shiftonesh iftone
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This is a remix to:
Mike Jones-Still Tippin'
Still Riggin
[Hook - 2x]
Still riggin' on five fours, wrapped in five fours
Riggin' on five fours, wrapped in five fours
Riggin' on five fours wrapped in five fours
Pimping five hoes and I'm packing four fours
[Chris Moneymaker]
Now look who creeping look who crawling still balling in the mix
It's that six six long dick slim cracka stickin ur tournament
Pullin tricks looking slick at all times when I'm riggin'
Card slipping flops dipping grand velvet felt grippin'
Still tiltin' on five fours wrapped in five fours
Pimping five hoes and I'm packing five fours
Blowing on the Rando Generato Game Cube Nintendo
Five percent tint so you can't see up in my window
These niggaz don't understand cuz I'm Isabelle Mercier on candy
Top down at Harrah's wit a big pair of nines handy
Pieced up creased up staying dressed to impress
Big boss belt buckle under my Gowen and Ness
Oh, Fossil Man shades up on my fade when I Escalade
When I'm riding SUVs sliding like a escapade
I got it made the big boss of the cards
Ain't shit changed I still represent Pokah Stars (Ha!)
[Hook - 2x]
[Lee Jones]
Five Fours I'm riggin'
Wood grain I'm nuttin'
Catch me card switching with the suits missin'
Turn your neck and your ace missin'
Me and Chris we ain't tripping I'm finger flipping and card flippin'
Like do or die I'm po' pimping Game stop cards keep comin'
I'm flipping bricks with invisible hax
Playas bop when my bricks flop out
I'm shaking the flop with four eighteens'
Candy green with eleven RNGs
My river cards always supreme
Got do-do the turn with a pint of keen
It takes grinding to be a king
It takes grinding to be a king
Team Pokah Stars Picks coming
Who is Lee Jones coming
Flop shining with the ace and seven
Flop shining with the ace and seven
I'm Lee Jones (Who) Lee Jones the one and only you can't clone me
Got a lot a flops and a lot of rivers some real and some phony
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
(I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
[Hook - 2x]
[Greg Raymer]
What it do it's Greg Raymer I'm the people's champ
My cards light up like a lamp cuz now I'm back with the camp
I'm crawling similar to a ant cuz I ate too much dessert
People's feelings get hurt when they figure out what I'm worth
I got eights and fours foldin now at Sinope I'm muckin now
I'm a player i'm fillin' out fish want to know what I'm bout
Biggest flops off on mah tables cuts all in my brain
Four seven all in my rasing range flopping straights when I gotz fame
Switched the name It's still the same Poker Stars or Joker Stars
Lee Jones he running the game and Moneymaker bout his cash
Doyle Brunson he made me hot hard work took me to the top
D. Sklansky took me to the cashier he wrote a check and bought some chips
I got the internet going nuts
But A. Kanter stabbed my back so now I'm holding my nuts
It's G. Raymer baby what you know bout me
I'm on that fifth tee swangin baby holla at me
