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Yesterday, 09:55 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread ***Official You Say You Want a MAGA-lution Thread*** in FTR Community

I don't think him nailing a porn star is going to cost him a great deal of support. Does anyone really care about that? Consenting adults can do as...

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Yesterday, 09:32 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

London is pretty much the most ethnically diverse part of the country. You'll find just about every culture represented somewhere. So it's not really...

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Yesterday, 09:20 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

Usually just butter, and I'll have toast alone or with eggs. Sometimes I have jam on toast for breakfast, or for lunch maybe cheese on toast, but...

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Yesterday, 04:43 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

Tea and toast.

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Yesterday, 04:41 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

Fun fact - I'm not patriotic. I suppose I'm a nationalist. Just because most nationalists are patriotic, it's not a requirement. I'm a nationalist...

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Yesterday, 03:59 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

I'm perfectly capable of setting the oven, putting something in, and coming back half an hour later.

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03-27-2023, 03:33 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

I'm half way through. I've pissed myself and I'm hungry.

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03-27-2023, 11:22 AM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

Did you really just share an 8+ hour video and expect us to watch it?

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03-25-2023, 09:09 AM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

Ah yes of course, China and India skewing the global average. Turns out there are more females in the UK at 51%, that's probably why I thought it.

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03-25-2023, 04:59 AM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

This actually surprises me, I was under the impression there were more females. Maybe that's a relic of world war and men have finally re-established...

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03-24-2023, 12:54 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

Pretend I didn't assume the higher percentage of women would result in a higher average testicle rate. I was running late for work when I posted that.

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03-24-2023, 05:17 AM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

Debateable. Appreciated, there are more females than males, but there are also males with one or zero testicles. Are there more extra females or...

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03-23-2023, 07:21 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread *** OFFICIAL BREXIT SUNLIT UPLANDS and #MEGA THREAD *** in FTR Community

If the Daily Mail were interviewing dribbling morons about rape gangs, you'd rightly think that it's not even worth reading, let alone printing. ...

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03-23-2023, 06:56 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

He'll have a fraction under two, guaranteed. It'll look like he has two, it's a very small fraction and the missing bit might be at the back of the...

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03-23-2023, 09:04 AM

OngBonga replied to a thread *** OFFICIAL BREXIT SUNLIT UPLANDS and #MEGA THREAD *** in FTR Community

"...asylum seekers were also told that if they complained about the quality of food served to them the police would be called." This is so...

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03-22-2023, 03:02 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

I'm imagining mojo doing google searches to see how many people on average have three eyes due to some bizarre mutation. It's less than the number...

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03-22-2023, 02:58 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

Fuck's sake. Could you just have not fact checked it? I didn't. I'm happy to spout inaccurate facts around, so long as I do so in good faith....

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03-22-2023, 10:44 AM

OngBonga replied to a thread *** OFFICIAL BREXIT SUNLIT UPLANDS and #MEGA THREAD *** in FTR Community

You're surely got to admire that defence. I'm too stupid to understand the laws too, that's why I smoke weed. Shame I don't rob banks, this...

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03-22-2023, 10:42 AM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

Cool, so the average fly has more than zero human legs. That works too.

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03-21-2023, 05:19 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

Just go ahead and piss on my corn flakes why don't you?

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03-21-2023, 01:34 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

Amazing fact - the average mouse has more than zero human ears.

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03-13-2023, 11:01 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

You'd think by now you'd be able to wade through my hyperbole. We're all guessing. All of us. Nobody has published details of Lineker's contract...

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03-13-2023, 04:51 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

We don't know that. Apart from his salary, Lineker's contract is private. So we don't know if they're apologising because they're actually in the...

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03-13-2023, 02:34 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread *** OFFICIAL BREXIT SUNLIT UPLANDS and #MEGA THREAD *** in FTR Community

Well when the day comes that it's economically advantageous to replace humans with AI without a loss in quality, jobs are lost. The employer won't...

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03-13-2023, 02:19 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

The BBC have apologised either because they feel they're on the wrong side of public opinion (likely) or because he doesn't have an impartiality...

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03-13-2023, 02:17 PM

OngBonga replied to a thread *** The Official MAGAposting thread *** in FTR Community

wuf went anti-Trump before he left. Not full on I-Hate-Trump but he lost his boner for him.

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03-13-2023, 10:33 AM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

It's ok poop, we've moved onto the morals of contracts instead. A more interesting discussion than either Lineker or Tory policy. That...

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03-13-2023, 08:50 AM

OngBonga replied to a thread *** OFFICIAL BREXIT SUNLIT UPLANDS and #MEGA THREAD *** in FTR Community

Thing is, if you ask a student to go out of the classroom to write an essay, or answer questions, in a completely unsupervised environment, and the...

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03-13-2023, 08:40 AM

OngBonga replied to a thread STOP BUMPING OLD THREADS in FTR Community

I'm just gonna start posting itt on a monthly basis, ruin his fun.

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03-13-2023, 06:13 AM

OngBonga replied to a thread Randomness thread, part two. in FTR Community

It also must be noted that there is an assumption that Lineker is obliged to be impartial, since that's the standard for BBC employees. However,...

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