LOL U GUYS TIHNK U SPEW?

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
7 Players
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Stacks:
UTG ($428.10)
UTG+1 ($475.95)
MP ($789.65)
CO ($540.55)
BTN ($492.50)
SB ($881.25)
m2m (BB) ($458)

Pre-Flop: ($6, 7 players) m2m is BB
4 folds, BTN raises to $10, 1 fold, m2m raises to $36, BTN raises to $78, m2m calls $42

Flop: ($158, 2 players)
m2m checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($158, 2 players)
m2m bets $96, BTN calls $96

River: ($350, 2 players)
m2m goes all-in $284

RATE MY SPEW 1-10 PLEASE POST NUMBERS WITH RESPONSES TYTYTY VILL IS A GOOD SOUTH AMERICAN REG PRETTY AGGRO OPEN BUTTON LOT

Every street is terrible? What other analysis do you want when you post trash hands with no reads

spewtastic

and no, i do not spew

Image post? FTW?

u guys are awful at reading instructions

I give it a 9. I like it but I've seen better. You can't even dance to it.

i honestly thought i had 54s :$

spew ratings (spwr) based on
10 = monster spew allin blind every hand, except aces which you fold
1 = value betting your royal three streets

Originally Posted by Micro2Macro

$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
7 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($428.10)
UTG+1 ($475.95)
MP ($789.65)
CO ($540.55)
BTN ($492.50)
SB ($881.25)
m2m (BB) ($458)

Pre-Flop: ($6, 7 players) m2m is BB
4 folds, BTN raises to $10, 1 fold, m2m raises to $36 (spwr = 7, can vary depending on button's fold to 3b/4b style), BTN raises to $78, m2m calls $42 (spwr = 8, even with 3:1 it just ain't that good a hand)

Flop: ($158, 2 players)
m2m checks (spwr = 1), BTN checks

Turn: ($158, 2 players)
m2m bets $96 (spwr = 4, but you pretty much trying to rep JJ/9Ts/flush draws? or? do you ever really have thin KQ here? guess so. I think you look more like random air-ish stabs here as much as anything though), BTN calls $96

River: ($350, 2 players)
m2m goes all-in $284 (spwr = 5, i mean, those aggro south americans tend to be pretty curious - but he's going to at least consider folding AK here cos his turn call suggests he is putting you on flush draws at least some of the time)

RATE MY SPEW 1-10 PLEASE POST NUMBERS WITH RESPONSES TYTYTY VILL IS A GOOD SOUTH AMERICAN REG PRETTY AGGRO OPEN BUTTON LOT

(7+8+1+3+5)/5 = 5 = about middlin' on the spew front bro

Originally Posted by Micro2Macro

i honestly thought i had 54s :$

If it were an intentional bluff/bully then I'd say a 5, but I'll add 2 points to Daven's rundown (great analysis BTW) for your 5 streets of inattention and give it a 7

6.28318531

The pre-flop call was the only part I hated.

Originally Posted by Fnord

6.28318531

The pre-flop call was the only part I hated.

NERD Kill him, he doubled pi

Originally Posted by !Luck

NERD Kill him, he doubled pi

Who's more nerdy, the one who doubled pi or the one who realized that he doubled pi?

2pi rads = 360 degrees. the spew can be seen from all angles. pretty harsh given he only had a problem with preflop