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    Default ZOMG Jessica Biel is too hot.


    I just saw the movie I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry, and i have to say that Jessica Biel is on fire. I was hoping she'd just strip down naked every scene.

    Sadly, the closest you get is this:



    but that's really not bad at all!

    Oh yeah, and it's a pretty funny movie too.

    Scale 1-10?
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    feel free to pos hot pictures you find too.
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    i dont think she is that hot, does this make me gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    i dont think she is that hot, does this make me gay?
    Yes you queer.
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    meh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phantom_lord
    meh.
    that sums her up nicely
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    What the fuck gaywads (always liked that word) she's fuckin bangin. You little biatches go drool over Emma Watson some 'mo while Mass and I truly appreciate a fine ass bitch like Biel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    What the fuck gaywads (always liked that word) she's fuckin bangin. You little biatches go drool over Emma Watson some 'mo while Mass and I truly appreciate a fine ass bitch like Biel.
    QFT besides the excessive use of bad words.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    You little biatches go drool over Emma Watson some 'mo
    mmm... Punch Drunk Love...
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    already made a thread like this
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    I've wanted to do her since she was on 7th Heaven.

    HOT.


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    Default Re: ZOMG Jessica Biel is too hot.

    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    Sadly, the closest you get is this:



    but that's really not bad at all!

    Oh yeah, and it's a pretty funny movie too.

    Scale 1-10?
    everytime the preview for this movie came on i made SURE i saw this part.. smokin
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    CMON THIS IS HAWT STUFF
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    She lost huge points with me for fucking Justin Timberlake.

    And yes, she does care about her standing in my eyes.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    himself fucker.
    I like her body.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I like her body.
    How bout her face, you don't like the DSL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    She lost huge points with me for fucking Justin Timberlake.
    you girl
    Check out the new blog!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    She lost huge points with me for fucking Justin Timberlake.
    you girl
    Please explain?


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    She lost huge points with me for fucking Justin Timberlake.
    you girl
    Please explain?
    I'll explain: You're a girl 'cause you SUCK Galapagos!

    Ha! Sneak Attack!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeFou
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    You little biatches go drool over Emma Watson some 'mo
    mmm... Punch Drunk Love...
    emily watson fool



    i bet she's a witch since thats gotta be the only way she could have tricked bale into being his 'gf' in equilibrium
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    y, that was actually the joke.

    fwiw I think talent is *hot
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    she scares me in the white bikini...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Shes hot but shes no Alba imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    i dont think she is that hot, does this make me gay?
    100%.

    The pic of her in that gold dress is smoking. Her finest moment is every scene that she features in Texas Chainsaw.
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    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder
    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    i dont think she is that hot, does this make me gay?
    100%.

    The pic of her in that gold dress is smoking. Her finest moment is every scene that she features in Texas Chainsaw.
    I loved that movie simply because of her.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Ok Megan Fox is hotter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    i dont think she is that hot, does this make me gay?
    nope, Im with you.

    she looks super manly in that white bikini pic. Her face has not cuteness to it. Girls need the cuteness..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    Ok Megan Fox is hotter
    This, but shes still super hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Shes hot but shes no Alba imo.
    i totally agree with wes....alba is so much hotter than beil.....
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    buncha homos

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