$30/hr. Kids parties. Only on weekends.
Bonus question: Would you tell your friends?
01-14-2010 01:15 PM
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Would You Work As a Clown?
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01-14-2010 01:23 PM
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$30/hr, yes, if I was broke, unemployed, and there was a zero % chance I'd be recognized. | |
01-14-2010 01:28 PM
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pretty sure the sparta guy is recognizable everywhere |
01-14-2010 01:36 PM
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only naked, but my rate is $300/hr | |
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01-14-2010 02:31 PM
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hate kids. | |
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01-14-2010 02:40 PM
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hell yeah and hell yeah | |
01-14-2010 02:41 PM
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MIMES! | |
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01-14-2010 02:48 PM
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this seems like a perfect situation to drink on the job and be around some hot horny milfs. | |
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01-14-2010 03:24 PM
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Id do it for free booze and single moms alone | |
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01-14-2010 05:58 PM
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01-14-2010 06:37 PM
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$30/hr would not be enough to work with children and on weekends. rather sit at home in my trackpants and play poker. | |
01-14-2010 07:08 PM
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Y'all already workin as assclowns. | |
01-15-2010 01:39 AM
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*snare* *crash* | |
01-15-2010 01:49 AM
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BANNED
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noNope i couldnt stand the getup or the kids |
01-15-2010 11:44 AM
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By all means, it would probably be a great experience for me being that I hate the idea, hate kids, hate entertaining, etc. It's always those types of things that build character and perspective, but I'm always too egotistical to do what I know would benefit me over the long term |
01-15-2010 11:59 AM
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01-15-2010 12:33 PM
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As a last resort obviously. | |
01-19-2010 03:54 PM
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So I applied...and got the job. | |
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01-19-2010 05:05 PM
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01-19-2010 05:51 PM
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Why would any grown man wanna work with kids age 1-10? It's just kinda weird. I'd rather the guy turned up and looked like he really didn't wanna be there, least he'd seem a bit more normal then. | |
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01-19-2010 06:44 PM
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If you're going to do this, I insist on a pile of empty tallboys on the floor of your car so that when you stumble out with your floppy shoes, they go everywhere. | |
01-19-2010 07:58 PM
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5 spades sir | |
01-20-2010 12:48 AM
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rent "shakes the clown" and watch it | |
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01-25-2010 04:44 PM
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Well, I had my first bit of clown training today. It paid $11/hr so that was cool. Anywho, the first thing I needed to learn was to work with balloons. I basically only learned to tie a knot of the balloon (which is a lot harder than I thought) and making a balloon sword (which is a lot easier than I thought). | |
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01-25-2010 05:02 PM
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I thought this was appropriate | |
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01-25-2010 05:17 PM
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Just made a ballin' dog: | |
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01-25-2010 05:24 PM
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learn how to make ballon penises for the funny | |
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01-25-2010 11:59 PM
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R you blind, there are already penises itt | |
01-26-2010 12:32 AM
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01-26-2010 12:34 AM
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so is that pic your application photo? | |
01-26-2010 09:58 AM
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01-26-2010 10:22 AM
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That is incredible. BooG if you made that, Clown Wars imo. | |
01-26-2010 06:16 PM
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01-26-2010 08:38 PM
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BOOg + pink balloons = LOL | |
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01-26-2010 09:15 PM
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Note that he DREW THE EYES AND MOUTH ON IT so you could tell what it was. Nh sir. | |
01-26-2010 09:50 PM
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Looking forward to the "so I just got fired from my clown job" thread. | |
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01-31-2010 12:44 PM
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So I had my first day of work yesterday. I had to come out in a sweaty costume dressed as the following two characters: | |
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01-31-2010 01:12 PM
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LOL at the first costume. Dancing in costume for extended periods = work out imo. Ez game. Also I have to lol at this so hard man. I'm sorry, but its just too much. | |
01-31-2010 01:17 PM
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01-31-2010 04:38 PM
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Sounds like a lot of fun. To produce more commune-worthy stories you may consider drinking hard before you set of to your next party tho. | |
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01-31-2010 05:14 PM
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01-31-2010 07:35 PM
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Rofl drinking would be SOOO +EV for this. I'm thinking Bad Santa style. | |
01-31-2010 10:22 PM
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NOt jjust drinking, there are so many options for fun. | |
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02-01-2010 12:03 AM
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...flomofile? | |
02-01-2010 12:23 AM
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btw, being in one of those costumes has to be way better than being an actual clown. At least you get to be anon in the suit. | |
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02-01-2010 01:02 AM
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02-01-2010 01:04 AM
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also I guarantee some MILF will have a pent up Mickey Mouse fetish and you'll get to bang her while she takes off the head portion of the costume and puts in on herself as "it's a small world after all" plays in teh background. | |
02-01-2010 01:51 AM
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02-01-2010 10:46 AM
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02-01-2010 12:36 PM
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02-01-2010 12:51 PM
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02-01-2010 12:51 PM
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I stand by my statement | |
02-01-2010 10:28 PM
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next on boog's agenda |
02-02-2010 01:12 AM
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lol that's cool | |
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02-07-2010 05:17 AM
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05-15-2010 11:56 PM
#56
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OMG I want this to be my theme song: | |
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05-16-2010 01:29 AM
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05-16-2010 03:23 AM
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i hate dj rankin so much | |
05-16-2010 09:03 AM
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05-17-2010 02:14 PM
#60
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the only thing worse than a clown is clown porn | |
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05-17-2010 05:46 PM
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midget clown porn is A+ tho | |
07-25-2010 05:46 PM
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I got fired today...and the saga ends. | |
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07-25-2010 06:02 PM
#63
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Trip report, good sir. | |
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07-25-2010 06:07 PM
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lolwat, fired fired or let go or laid off or what? You were thinking about quitting at one point and then recently you were gonna ask for a raise. Sounds like a rollercoaster ride, I second rilla's tr request. | |
07-25-2010 06:24 PM
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Lol, he got fired, is quite luhlz. He hit on some kid's mom and she filed a complaint = busto. | |
07-25-2010 06:32 PM
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07-25-2010 06:40 PM
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There was apparently a monsoon or some shit and caused his clown shit to fly everywhere. IIRC, this made boog massively flip out and beat the shit out of his clown car. His boss was there at the time though, and gave him a warning for his conduct. At this point boog completely lost it and called his boss a massive prick and wrastled him like you would a rabbit to show dominance. Things happened, and hes no longer a clown and had to pay for the destroyed material. | |
07-25-2010 09:12 PM
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Contest: see who can create the most luhlz reason for why BooG got fired. | |
07-25-2010 09:26 PM
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07-26-2010 07:35 AM
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Couldn't get the blood off his costume ldo | |
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07-26-2010 01:41 PM
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07-26-2010 02:08 PM
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was it the clown face you drew on your penis that you tried to pretend was your lovely assistant "long dong silver" ? if i had a dollar for everytime i lost a job because of that.... | |
07-26-2010 02:10 PM
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07-26-2010 11:57 PM
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TR POR FAVOr | |
07-27-2010 05:14 AM
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