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    wuf, r u retarded?

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    This is a nobrainer. Obv the play here is tattoos, which I personally find kind of hot, so whatever drew said lol.
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    Yea, a ton won't like the tats, but I don't know of a wonem I haven't hit in 15 years that doesn't have one. easy yes

    There are even tougher calls than that one if you look. like..



    Still a yes IMO
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    I personally think jyms photo is slightly more mild

    I loathe ink on women, especially a big ass shark on the chest. Easy no for me. I wouldn't even be able to get it up because all I'd be thinking about is how that stupid mess ruins the best part of her body
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    Would hit? I'm about to hit myself just looking at her!
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    without fucking question?
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    i mean, ya the tat is stupid, but shit she still has a bangin body
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    Im not a very big fan of tats on women either. There are def some exceptions, but not many. That being said Id still rail her. But ya, that tattoo is not only dumb but horribly executed as well, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    I wouldn't even be able to get it up because all I'd be thinking about is how that stupid mess ruins the best part of her body
    I'd fuck a 300lb corpse covered in tattoos.
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    I think I just became best friends with Drew.
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    keep getting easier imo.

    in the meantime while waiting for the next round, ima go hunt this chick down.
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    Easy yes.

    As an aside, while I enjoy these "Would Hit" threads, it's pretty pointless. The overwhelming majority is going to be an easy yes. Yes, we would fuck a fat chick, yes we don't care if her boobs are too big, or she has been colored purple in ink, it's a vagina. Now, if the question was like "Would Date?" or "Would take out in public to meet my friends/family?", then the answers might be a bit more split.
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    Id rather nail her than most chicks. Pretty damn hot if you ask me.
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    Did she get checked for STDs? I need this question answered before I hit that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690
    Did she get checked for STDs? I need this question answered before I hit that.
    I like how this is a requisite (big word for me imo) for this chick with tattoos, but the legless (possibly tranny) chick with the gun for a leg is an insta yes? WTF MAN?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    I loathe ink on women, especially a big ass shark on the chest.
    Yeah, but that's not a shark, dude. It's a Great White Bird Snake. It's an easy mistake to make.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    I personally think jyms photo is slightly more mild

    I loathe ink on women, especially a big ass shark on the chest. Easy no for me. I wouldn't even be able to get it up because all I'd be thinking about is how that stupid mess ruins the best part of her body
    If you hit it from the back, don't have to see the mess imo. Makes it an even easier yes.

    Edit: On that note, tramp stamps are hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Easy yes.

    As an aside, while I enjoy these "Would Hit" threads, it's pretty pointless. The overwhelming majority is going to be an easy yes. Yes, we would fuck a fat chick, yes we don't care if her boobs are too big, or she has been colored purple in ink, it's a vagina. Now, if the question was like "Would Date?" or "Would take out in public to meet my friends/family?", then the answers might be a bit more split.
    problem is that the pics have been too polarized. We need a few solid 3-4s in the mix to get more division, not these -5s or 8s.

    I might have to participate in this madness after all
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    I personally think jyms photo is slightly more mild

    I loathe ink on women, especially a big ass shark on the chest. Easy no for me. I wouldn't even be able to get it up because all I'd be thinking about is how that stupid mess ruins the best part of her body
    If you hit it from the back, don't have to see the mess imo. Makes it an even easier yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Easy yes.

    As an aside, while I enjoy these "Would Hit" threads, it's pretty pointless. The overwhelming majority is going to be an easy yes. Yes, we would fuck a fat chick, yes we don't care if her boobs are too big, or she has been colored purple in ink, it's a vagina. Now, if the question was like "Would Date?" or "Would take out in public to meet my friends/family?", then the answers might be a bit more split.
    problem is that the pics have been too polarized. We need a few solid 3-4s in the mix to get more division, not these -5s or 8s.

    I might have to participate in this madness after all
    Finding 3s and 4s is easy. It's finding good photos of them that's hard because nobody takes good pics of uggos. I'm an aesthetics elitist, so you won't find me posting stuff that isn't at least moderately well done photography, and this has kept me from posting photos of several more middle of the road chicks than I would like

    But anyways, you guys are insane. This is the second best one yet. I guess absolutely horrendous ink doesn't make as many people feel differently as I'd expected. I'm a pro at finding reasons to not bang though
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    Have her wear a t-shirt.. I fail to see how it can be a no when such a simple solution is present.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    bunch of elitist BS failing to justify this abomination of a would hit thread
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    lol wuf. Your penis disagrees with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    wuf, r u retarded?

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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Have her wear a t-shirt.. I fail to see how it can be a no when such a simple solution is present.
    I'm pretty sure you can fix this one with some soap and water.

    ... this is an obvious hit for everyone with a dick attached... come on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar
    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Have her wear a t-shirt.. I fail to see how it can be a no when such a simple solution is present.
    ... this is an obvious hit for everyone with a dick attached... come on.
    this man speaks wise words.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    wuf, r u retarded?

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    easiest would hit yet.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    I loathe ink on women, especially a big ass shark on the chest.
    Yeah, but that's not a shark, dude. It's a Great White Bird Snake. It's an easy mistake to make.
    Not enough love for this IMO...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    I loathe ink on women, especially a big ass shark on the chest.
    Yeah, but that's not a shark, dude. It's a Great White Bird Snake. It's an easy mistake to make.
    Not enough love for this IMO...
    O rly?

    WHERE WERE YOU HERE THEN, SIR?!?!
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    lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
    I think I've said no to every single other thread, but this chick is mad hot with or without tattoo. It's like I'm pretty sure there's something blue-ish on her chest, but mmm, nipnip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
    If she were to brush against your arm, you would explode in your pants. No man is capable of the penis discipline required to critique a body like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
    you're such an elitist
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
    If she were to brush against your arm, you would explode in your pants. No man is capable of the penis discipline required to critique a body like that.
    spot on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
    Interesting phrasing. What do you see in that blot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
    Interesting phrasing. What do you see in that blot?
    i see this thread turning into a disaster if i keep talking
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    lol u guys would bang anything. srsly, from now on all there wont even be a 'no' option. meanwhile, im sitting here straining my eyes trying to find tits behind the rorschach blot
    Interesting phrasing. What do you see in that blot?
    i see this thread turning into a disaster if i keep talking
    All the more reason to keep going!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    i see this thread turning into a disaster if i keep talking
    Turning?
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    Yes, turning. I can easily annihilate any thread by turning it into a sexual discussion that pulls from personal experience, which is where this thread would go if I kept talking
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Yes, turning. I can easily annihilate any thread by turning it into a sexual discussion that pulls from personal experience, which is where this thread would go if I kept talking
    Easily?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Yes, turning. I can easily annihilate any thread by turning it into a sexual discussion that pulls from personal experience, which is where this thread would go if I kept talking
    And I could easily read such a thread, so keep talking!
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    hahah

    I've already learned my lesson on that one. It would be one giant epic thread of calling me a liar or an idiot though, which is always fun for somebody
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    hahah

    I've already learned my lesson on that one. It would be one giant epic thread of calling me a liar or an idiot though, which is always fun for somebody
    But you are a liar or an idiot, and both are fun for me!

    I don't wanna sound like I'm threatening you or anything, but I'll ban you if you don't keep posting. And that's a threat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    It would be one giant epic thread of calling me a liar or an idiot though, which is always fun for somebody
    I missed the part where this is a bad thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    It would be one giant epic thread of calling me a liar or an idiot though, which is always fun for somebody
    I missed the part where this is a bad thing.
    Considering that you think rorschach blot chick is mandatory banging, you would lose all your faith in humanity
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    Where is this a good tactic to stamp out the fire? You just keep building it up, we can't be denied the payoff
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    hahah

    I've already learned my lesson on that one. It would be one giant epic thread of calling me a liar or an idiot though, which is always fun for somebody
    But you are a liar or an idiot, and both are fun for me!

    I don't wanna sound like I'm threatening you or anything, but I'll ban you if you don't keep posting. And that's a threat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Where is this a good tactic to stamp out the fire? You just keep building it up, we can't be denied the payoff
    I'll just pull out when things get hot and heavy. I'm good at that
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Where is this a good tactic to stamp out the fire? You just keep building it up, we can't be denied the payoff
    I'll just pull out when things get hot and heavy. I'm good at that
    So we can expect such a level of content from all your other posts? That you'll excite us with promise and then 'pull out'? ...disgraceful!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Considering that you think rorschach blot chick is mandatory banging, you would lose all your faith in humanity
    1) Now you're just making shit up. Liar!
    2) That faith was lost a long time ago. Idiot!
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    No, I can't stand body art.

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