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    bwahahahaha

    If I do run, she still has all my semen. Do I ask for it back?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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    Dude for real I would jack that shit and dispose of it and then get the fuck out because that bitch is crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Dude for real I would jack that shit and dispose of it and then get the fuck out because that bitch is crazy.
    period
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    I would marry her because obviously she cares a lot about me.
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    Fucked up. I'd run a fucking mile.
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    haha oh man thats pretty messed and pretty funny.

    breakup worthy?...
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    ^ lol triptanes FTW
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    Crazy bitches are so hot.
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    2 things.
    #1 crazy in the head, great in bed.
    #2 her parents are rich back in japan.
    case closed
    I post nonconstructive piss
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    well since women = crazy it's not like this is abnormal. now if rilla was doing this to bigred then that would be rather abnormal amirite
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDeez
    2 things.
    #1 crazy in the head, great in bed.
    #2 her parents are rich back in japan.
    case closed
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    I could probably set the 100m world record if this happened to me. Although then I'd be tired and only 100m from her house...
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    I could probably set the 100m world record if this happened to me. Although then I'd be tired and only 100m from her house...
    fail imo

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