Vegas bbv

[thizzSantaCruz]

I'm at the airport leaving vegas unfortunately. Figured I'd clue you guys in with a quick bbv.


Brag: won a bunch of money

Beat: lost my laptop


Variance: saw a hooker turn a trick at the poker table

[meeloche]

What limits did you play at what casinos and which were really soft?

[thizzSantaCruz]

1k nl at the wynn and bellagio. Bellagio was very soft for a 1k but it's not always like that. I only put in 2 sessions during the trip, thurs nite at the wynn and Sunday afternoon at bellagio. I also played drunken 1/3 at the palms which was very soft.

[swiggidy]

More hooker details obv plz.

Don't lose Laptops, LDO.

[UG]

My friends and I consider the Las Vegas airport one of the (seven?) gateways of hell. Everybody wants to get the fuck home b/c Vegas kicked your ass but you just sit there.......waiting. If there is a hell it's the Vegas airport feeling all out of gas because you've had no sleep, drank/partied your ass off, sat in the sun at the pool a ton all week, gambled (and maybe lost) too much, etc...

[meeloche]

My friends and I consider the Las Vegas airport one of the (seven?) gateways of hell. Everybody wants to get the fuck home b/c Vegas kicked your ass but you just sit there.......waiting. If there is a hell it's the Vegas airport feeling all out of gas because you've had no sleep, drank/partied your ass off, sat in the sun at the pool a ton all week, gambled (and maybe lost) too much, etc...

so true. Last time i was there going home i was at the airport at like 5:30 for a 7am flight. I hadn't slept yet and I'm lying on the uncomfortable chairs trying to sleep but i can't cause the fucking wheel of fortune slot machines beeping and yelling "wheel of fortune" every 30 seconds. If I had any money left in my wallet at the time i would have gone over there and payed the people to stop playing.

[bigspenda73]

qfuncomfortablechairs

[Jack Sawyer]

change your passwords asap imo

[Ragnar4]

Variance: saw a hooker turn a trick at the poker table

IF she's a hot hooker... I would think this was 11.

IF she's an ugly ho... I demand pics so we can post them all over the intrawebs.

[yourfather]

The Vegas airport and the flight home made me want to take my own life fo real.

[kb coolman]

Variance: saw a hooker turn a trick at the poker table

How is this not a brag?

[BennyLaRue]

Variance: saw a hooker turn a trick at the poker table

How is this not a brag?

Hooker was a dude?

[kb coolman]

Variance: saw a hooker turn a trick at the poker table

How is this not a brag?

Hooker was a dude?

Then it's a beat.

[bode]

change your passwords asap imo

qfinsta changing all passwords

[wufwugy]

how u lose laptop

[Ragnar4]

how u lose laptop

Hooker stole it post coitus.

He didn't *see* it happen, he *had* it happen.


obv.

Also. TR on hooker turning trick, or it didn't happen.

[thizzSantaCruz]

Allright I've got time to fill you guys in. I'm gonna tell it in chronological order, it all happened the first night I was there.

Me and my buddy fly into Vegas and catch a cab over to the Palms where we are staying. The cabbie takes the long way after I instruct him not to take the tunnel, I ask him where the hell hes going and he doesn't reply. Whatever, I'm not paying for it anyway my buddy lost that flip. We get to the Palms and we only have 100's of course our broke ass scamming taxi driver doesn't have change so we tell him we will go inside and get change.

Fuck that, free ride. We check in and go up to our room. 15 minutes later we get a call from security. Somehow the driver figured out our names and got security to call us down. We go down to pay the guy and hes trying to scam us even harder. He claims he was waiting for an hour and we owe him another 60 dollars on top of the ride fee even though its not on the meter. I'm getting pretty livid while this is all happening and security comes over. He agrees we only owe the guy for the original ride. My buddy pays the guy and we leave. The next morning I realize the guy didn't hand me my laptop case from the trunk. So he wound up scamming me some more.

Later that night I go over to the Wynn to play some poker. I sit down and there is a gorgeous lady in the 3 seat. She looks like Tila Tequila but with bigger boobs and not quite as skinny. Shes dropping sexual innuendos left and right at the table. Everyone is kind of flirting with her especially these 3 guys that are all there together. I later find out they are all 2p2ers. One of the 2p2 guys is completely smashed and almost aggressively flirting with this chick. Later on a guy comes over and taps the girl on the shoulder, they get up and leave for 30 minutes. While shes gone the 3 guys are discussing if they should pick up this hooker. At this point the whole table knows whats going on but no one is mentioning it outright. Everyone is pretending like its not happening but they know it is. After a small discussion two of the guys agree the other one needs it much more than they do. When she returns they continue to flirt and at one point the guy grabs a stack of chips and gives her the eyebrow. She nods and 10 minutes later they both get up and leave.

This whole thing was crazy to me just because I'd never witnessed anything like that. Everyone at the table knew what was going on but nobody, even the people involved in the negotiation straight up said x$ to suck my dick or whatever. I thought it was kinda funny.

[UG]

that's some sick shit, nice trip report

sorry about the laptop, at least you have awesome stories forever

[bigspenda73]

best hooker story evar

[andy-akb]

that is a sick story.

and for the record, i think i probably have the worst luck with the vegas airport.

hint: bringing your luggage to the moon club at the palms with the FTR crew so you can pound drinks and still make the 12:00am flight by leaving the club at 11pm is not optimal