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Twas The Night Before Christmas....FTR Style!
Twas the night before Christmas
And all was in uproar
As scgolfer has had his aces cracked
By ripptyde’s 74
Fishstick was proudly strutting about
In his new Christmas thong
And as Radashack received 54o for the third time in a row
He cried ‘beautifuk, beautifuk to all!’
Dwarfman was beaming happily
Ecstatic to finally be on holibobs
While Toasty was in the kitchen
Making crumpets and tea for everyone
Humphrind was pushing Toasty
Crying ‘get out of my kitchen!’
While Fnord was merely shaking his head
For no apparent reason at all
‘Rilla was staring wide eyed at mike4066
Who was eating a banana, evilly smiling at ‘rilla as he did
Soupie was grinning at everyone
As he had just thought up tourney tip number 4361
And then as the KEMs went flying throughout the night
Only the best poker player was to win
But who was it to be?
We can never find out, because Toasty scared everyone away with his clown mask.
Merry Xmas everyone
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