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    Default Twas The Night Before Christmas....FTR Style!

    Twas the night before Christmas
    And all was in uproar
    As scgolfer has had his aces cracked
    By ripptyde’s 74

    Fishstick was proudly strutting about
    In his new Christmas thong
    And as Radashack received 54o for the third time in a row
    He cried ‘beautifuk, beautifuk to all!’

    Dwarfman was beaming happily
    Ecstatic to finally be on holibobs
    While Toasty was in the kitchen
    Making crumpets and tea for everyone

    Humphrind was pushing Toasty
    Crying ‘get out of my kitchen!’
    While Fnord was merely shaking his head
    For no apparent reason at all

    ‘Rilla was staring wide eyed at mike4066
    Who was eating a banana, evilly smiling at ‘rilla as he did
    Soupie was grinning at everyone
    As he had just thought up tourney tip number 4361

    And then as the KEMs went flying throughout the night
    Only the best poker player was to win
    But who was it to be?
    We can never find out, because Toasty scared everyone away with his clown mask.

    Merry Xmas everyone
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    Could use a little work. But for a 48 year old shemale, it's pretty damn good.

    Happy Holibobs, all!

    -'rilla
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