Trump is the WWE and Mueller is The Undertaker

[OngBonga]

I take it back, I've stopped valuing savy.

Don't bitch about other people not bringing anything to the table, and then spam a fuck ton of bollocks that might have been funny in one or two posts.

Dickhead.

[Savy]

What would I do with records? Pay taxes?

See....I'm a GOOD accountant

I've actually reported your posts to the IRS btw. As Americans have to pay tax on every winning session unless you are classes as a professional poker player which you will know you have to jump through hoops for which you won't have. And as you've reported your winnings to this forum hf paying tax on them. With how much you earn that'll be a lot of tax too.

[Poopadoop]

Kudos for the most polite way I've ever seen someone say "disappeared up his own arse".

He'll be back. He's just on r/thedonald at the moment gathering more facts to impress us with.

[Savy]

Not much actino the past few hands. bb/100 one up a lot though given small smaple and huge losses so far.

[oskar]

3b J9s SB vs BTN open GII w/two pair OTF lost to over pair hitting kicker -1241bb/100

Sounds like a statistical anomally, Savy. Better start over.

[Poopadoop]

I've actually reported your posts to the IRS btw. As Americans have to pay tax on every winning session unless you are classes as a professional poker player which you will know you have to jump through hoops for which you won't have. And as you've reported your winnings to this forum hf paying tax on them. With how much you earn that'll be a lot of tax too.

He's irrefutably innocent though 'cause if not he'd be convicted and in jail.

Case dismissed.

[Savy]

Fuck sake I joined a 5000/10000 game and lost my life savings folding the BB. Variance sucks.

[BananaStand]

I've actually reported your posts to the IRS btw.

I told MI6 that you don't have a license for that report. They'll be kicking in your door soon. Have your door-license ready.

[Savy]

He's irrefutably innocent though 'cause if not he'd be convicted and in jail.

Case dismissed.

I mean I obviously haven't reporte his posts but what I said in the rest of the post is true. I wonder how much places like the IRS would take forum posts as truth when it comes to it.

[Poopadoop]

Not much actino the past few hands. bb/100 one up a lot though given small smaple and huge losses so far.

Your app is broken.

Rule number one is it doesn't come on until you have a big winning session.

Rule number two is if you don't have a big winning session you report one anyways.

[Poopadoop]

I mean I obviously haven't reporte his posts but what I said in the rest of the post is true. I wonder how much places like the IRS would take forum posts as truth when it comes to it.

I'm guessing zero, 'cause they'd just assume he's full of shit like we all do.

[Savy]

I've reported the casino for using fraudlant dice so I'm hoping I get my money back.

[Poopadoop]

I told MI6 that you don't have a license for that report. They'll be kicking in your door soon. Have your door-license ready.

MI6 is foreign intelligence, not internal. So you just got yourself under surveillance for being a nosey Yank.

[Savy]

I'm guessing zero, 'cause they'd just assume he's full of shit like we all do.

Yes but they can get money from that full of shit. I don't even think he's full of shit I just think he's a very slight winner on a massive heater.

[Poopadoop]

Fuck sake I joined a 5000/10000 game and lost my life savings folding the BB. Variance sucks.

Proof right there that you suck. Good players don't experience variance.

[BananaStand]

so Savy, we doing this heads-up thing?

Play money? Real money? We can make a real wager, or I can just embarrass you for fun. I really don't care.

I'm on east coast USA though, I work M-F til 5pm. And I'm not playing any kooky hours to accommodate your dumb-ass limey time zone.

[Savy]

My ex wife just counter sued me for gambling away her alomony money but I think I can counter sue her for getting fat.

[Savy]

Shit I've just had to lay off 1300 people as my company folded on the negative press of me losing all my money. Doesn't even make sense because I'm only a mail boy in the accounts department.

[Savy]

Thank god Trump is still president, just got myself a new job earning 5x the money.

[Savy]

But if Trump is so powerful why did Roseanne get cancelled?

[Poopadoop]

I think Savy only comes on here when he's drunk. Otherwise he's just going around all day being incoherent and not funny.

[Savy]

I think Savy only comes on here when he's drunk. Otherwise he's just going around all day being incoherent and not funny.

I'm actually just tryign to get ong to ban me for shitposting so I can lol at the irony.

[Poopadoop]

I'm actually just tryign to get ong to ban me for shitposting so I can lol at the irony.

It's nearly impossible to get banned from here - ask banana.

[Savy]

It's nearly impossible to get banned from here - ask banana.

To make it even worse I've actually been banned before.

[OngBonga]

I mean I obviously haven't reporte his posts but what I said in the rest of the post is true. I wonder how much places like the IRS would take forum posts as truth when it comes to it.

Man with 0.4m penis owes tax

[Poopadoop]

Back to the topic. Does this look like a very smart guy?



Just think, this video will still be around in 100 years and people will be watching and saying 'he was president of the US?'

[OngBonga]

Just think, this video will still be around in 100 years and people will be watching and saying 'he was president of the US?'

No, in 100 years people will hopefully think "over a billion people wanted Sharia, and people were crying about a man with a toupee throwing paper towels around? Jesus our ancestors were faggots."

[Poopadoop]

No, in 100 years people will hopefully think "over a billion people wanted Sharia, and people were crying about a man with a toupee throwing paper towels around? Jesus our ancestors were faggots."

No, they'll be saying "idiots actually believed over a billion people wanted Sharia Law, and voted to leave a trade and commerce union with a bunch of non-muslim countries to protect themselves? And others like them made an orange idol out of this idiot?" Then their heads will explode.

[OngBonga]

No, they'll be saying "idiots actually believed over a billion people wanted Sharia Law.

Are you saying that the figure of a billion is an exaggeration? Because I was being conservative.

[OngBonga]

and voted to leave a trade and commerce union with a bunch of non-muslim countries to protect themselves?

"trade and commerece union"

As I was saying about naivity...

[Poopadoop]

Are you saying that the figure of a billion is an exaggeration? Because I was being conservative.

maybe you should take it over to the xenophobia thread.

[BananaStand]

It's at least 20% of the muslim world, so what's that.....300 million people? Is that not enough to matter? It HAS to be a billion?

300 million isn't enough to make a point?

[OngBonga]

It's at least 20% of the muslim world, so what's that.....300 million people? Is that not enough to matter? It HAS to be a billion?

300 million isn't enough to make a point?

You think I pulled the number out of my arse? I googled "how many people live under sharia", and instead got told how many people wanted it, from various sources. It ranged from 1.5b to 2.5b, iirc. I was happy with the simple "over a billion".

[oskar]

When your president who calls the free press "the enemy of the people" has made statements like "maybe we should bring back firing squads" who is currently under investigation for fraud and conspiring with a foreign power to commit treason; is talking openly about pardoning is co-conspirators, firing his prosecution and appointing his own judge... but those goddamn muslims! Haven't even had the courage to... no terror attacks in the US for like 15+ years. WHAT THE FUCK! Sharia?! gtfo you muslims! Someone stop them right now before they... make me eat something else than pork! FUCK!

[oskar]

It's at least 20% of the muslim world, so what's that.....300 million people? Is that not enough to matter? It HAS to be a billion?

300 million isn't enough to make a point?

^^ accountant btw

[BananaStand]

gtfo you muslims!

You said it, not me. But since we're on the subject, make sure the white ones go too. I just want you to know I'm not discriminating against any color here.

[BananaStand]

^^ accountant btw

Am I misquoting the number of total muslims at 1.5B? It's possible, but we passed "too many" a long time ago, so who cares.

[Poopadoop]

It's at least 20% of the muslim world, so what's that.....300 million people? Is that not enough to matter? It HAS to be a billion?

300 million isn't enough to make a point?

That's about the same number of Americans. Americans have killed more innocent people in the last twenty years than all the muslims put together.

Does that make a point? Should we have an "American ban" policy in our countries because they come from a place that, never mind wanting to impose their law on others, want to kill others in large numbers? 100k civilians in Iraq alone, who knows how many in Afganistan.

You people are fucking dangerous. I'd rather give up pork than get hit by the MOAB for living in the same city block as a terrorist.

[BananaStand]

That's about the same number of Americans. Americans have killed more innocent people in the last twenty years than all the muslims put together.

Does that make a point? Should we have an "American ban" policy in our countries because they come from a place that, never mind wanting to impose their law on others, want to kill others in large numbers? 100k civilians in Iraq alone, who knows how many in Afganistan.

You people are fucking dangerous. I'd rather give up pork than get hit by the MOAB for living in the same city block as a terrorist.

What you're saying here, is that Islam is not compatible with western culture. Agreed. Let's keep them separate.

[Poopadoop]

No, I'm saying exactly what my words were:

You people are fucking dangerous.

And you're even more dangerous because not only are you willing to start wars for no reason and accept 'collateral damage' in the 10s of thousands, but you've managed to elect a complete sociopathic moron as your president. It suggests you're not only violent, but not very sophisticated.

I'm more afraid of America than I am of Islam.

[BananaStand]

you've managed to elect a complete sociopathic moron as your president.

It sounds like you'd agree that a fair measure of an American President's success is "not getting into unnecessary armed conflicts"

So then, wouldn't you also agree that Trump is a historically great president?

[oskar]

Oh, yeah I almost forgot about that. Remember that president you have, who could potentially face life in prison alongside at least one of his children if he can't abuse his power to get out of this situation? He's the only person in the world who can single handedly start a nuclear war with no procedual safety net in place.

[Poopadoop]

It sounds like you'd agree that a fair measure of an American President's success is "not getting into unnecessary armed conflicts"

So then, wouldn't you also agree that Trump is a historically great president?

By that measure, absolutely. I don't think there's any evidence he's a war monger, despite all his bluster. But by the same criterion, none of Reagan, Bush 1, Clinton, or Obama got into unnecessary wars. And none of them were sociopathic morons.

But if it came down to it, if Trump had a choice between resigning and presiding over a civil war, I think he'd go with option 2.

Edit: And I don't think it would necessarily even be a conscious decision. I think he'd just keep screaming witch hunt until his moronic base decided it was time to come to his rescue with their pitchforks and hand grenades.

[BananaStand]

presiding over a civil war, .

Odds against this are surprisingly low

[Poopadoop]

You think I pulled the number out of my arse? I googled "how many people live under sharia", and instead got told how many people wanted it, from various sources. It ranged from 1.5b to 2.5b, iirc. I was happy with the simple "over a billion".

Oh man how did I miss this gem. There's only 1.8b Muslims in the entire world, what website is saying 2.5b people want Sharia Law? Are they saying 700m non-muslims want Sharia law too? Fuck me. No wonder you're worried.

[Poopadoop]

Odds against this are surprisingly low

Probably true. But the odds of a lot of civil unrest/right wing nutjob terrorism if he gets tossed on his ass are pretty fair methinks.

Some of these people think he's fucking God's messenger or something. They are not right in the head. You think people were mad at the world before he came along, wait until the world takes away their saviour.

And you guys are worried about what some muslims half the world away are thinking?

[BananaStand]

I said the odds AGAINST, are surprisingly low

I'm pretty sure you misread that

You must have dropped some IQs

[Poopadoop]

I said the odds AGAINST, are surprisingly low

So you're saying the odds for a civil war are high? Well ok, then no need to worry about who's in charge of things.

Trump as president during CW2..I just had a cold chill run down my spine.

oh wait, it's ok - he'll have the Space Force on his side. Ahhh, that's a weight off my mind.

[BananaStand]

So you're saying the odds for a civil war are high?

Yes. Seriously.

[oskar]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ed-report-leak

Another friendly reminder that if you support this administration, you're complicit.

[OngBonga]

Oh man how did I miss this gem. There's only 1.8b Muslims in the entire world, what website is saying 2.5b people want Sharia Law? Are they saying 700m non-muslims want Sharia law too? Fuck me. No wonder you're worried.

Yeah I was talking bollocks, I just took another look at the page I was reading and I remembered those numbers wrong. Whatever, I literally went to bed after posting it. Still, you're doing what you really love to do... ignore the point that was being made, and instead make high pitched screeching noises over something that isn't right to distract from the bit you can't be bothered to respond to.

Let's try this. One third of the world subscribe to a religion that considers women inferior, and people are more concerned about whether numbers are accurate.

[CoccoBill]

Christianity?

[OngBonga]

Christianity?

Ranks about 6 on the batshit scale, although some churches will certainly score higher.

[Poopadoop]

Let's try this. One third of the world subscribe to a religion that considers women inferior, and people are more concerned about whether numbers are accurate.

Like I said, maybe take it to the xenophobia thread.

[Poopadoop]

So now David Pecker, head publisher of the National Enquirer, has been given immunity in return for cooperating.

Wonder what he might have to say about things?

No worries, I'm sure he just wants to tell Mueller how irrefutably and objectively innocent Trump is.

[BananaStand]

No dummy, he already had immunity. thats how they got Cohen.

we are just hearing about it now.

this isnt some breaking news or juicy new development. Its just exculpatory background on a story that doesnt amount to much in the first place

[Poopadoop]

Oh well, douchebag, it was news to me.

One more rat leaving the sinking ship.

[BananaStand]

Pecker didnt get immunity from Mueller.

Whats with the alternative facts dude?

Youve been reading too much fake news.

why are you even commenting on this when you clearly know so little about it.

[Poopadoop]

Pecker didnt get immunity from Mueller.

Whats with the alternative facts dude?

Youve been reading too much fake news.

why are you even commenting on this when you clearly know so little about it.

Whatever you say, Fox News.

[OngBonga]

Like I said, maybe take it to the xenophobia thread.

Hating on religion is not xenophobia.

[OngBonga]

Hey poop, you want to call me something factual? Try "theophobe".

I mean you could try the politically charged "Islamophobe" but it only tells part of the story.

[OngBonga]

If hating on Islam is xenophobia, then so too is hating on Trump supporters. I mean, what's the difference? When I hate on Islam, even if it's for oppressing women, the left argue that I am insulting all Muslims and am therefore being racist. Well let's both play that game. When people hate on Trump supporters, they are being racist. Because Trump supporters are a race, every bit as much as batshitologists.

[Poopadoop]

Hey, start whatever thread you want to call it. This is Trump/Mueller thread. So unless you think Mueller is a muslim I don't care.

[BananaStand]

Yeah, no off topic distractions.

Poop was just about to tell me exactly how "Trump is fucked"

[OngBonga]

haha off topic, good one.

[OngBonga]

Trump is fucked because he's an old man and is very probably closer to death than we are.

There's something for the left to cling on to... they'll all get to see him die, since they're all students who have no fucking idea how the real world works.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Niel DeGrasse Tyson was on the Joe Rogan Experience the other day and had some positive things to say about Space Force.

I'm not sure the current reality is up to the call, but he makes great points that the need is inevitable.

[BananaStand]

The only thing wrong with Space Force, is the name.

[Poopadoop]

I defy anyone to watch this 30 minute rant and then claim this guy has his head on straight.

[wufwugy]

I am the type of person who is convinced less by presentation and more by substance and results.

As one of the leading free thinkers of our time points out, within a given domain, the guys who (on average) present like they should not be successful yet are successful have (on average) greater competence than those in that same domain who present like is expected of the successful.

[CoccoBill]

So you implying you were above most if not all of your peer students at college suggests what?

[Poopadoop]

I am the type of person who is convinced less by presentation and more by substance and results.

As one of the leading free thinkers of our time points out, within a given domain, the guys who (on average) present like they should not be successful yet are successful have (on average) greater competence than those in that same domain who present like is expected of the successful.

Sounds like you're saying the best sign of competence is the appearance of incompetence. Well, on that criterion Trump is definitely extremely competent.

However, there's also a lot of people who present as incompetent because they actually are incompetent. And my guess is that's also how the electorate tends to view things, because their thinking just isn't on your level.

[Poopadoop]

I am the type of person who is convinced less by presentation and more by substance and results.

The biggest irony here is that if there were ever a president who was all about presentation and not about substance, it is definitely Donald Trump.

[oskar]

Depends on your definition of substance. It might be a bit coagulated and smell like filet-o-fish, but it is a substance of sort.

idk how nobody has mentioned this, but Trump's weekend bookkeeper, who has only worked for him a very short time, and really, he didn't know him that well - Allen Weisselberg has been granted immunity. What this likely means is that Mueller is pulling a hold-my-beer on Gulliani's claim that the investigation has to wrap up by September 1st.

[BananaStand]

idk how nobody has mentioned this, but Trump's weekend bookkeeper, who has only worked for him a very short time, and really, he didn't know him that well - Allen Weisselberg has been granted immunity. What this likely means is that Mueller is pulling a hold-my-beer on Gulliani's claim that the investigation has to wrap up by September 1st.

God you're just so DESPERATE!!!!!!!!

This is called "TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME"

First of all, Mueller has nothing to do with Weisselberg. AW was given immunity by the Southern District of New York. He was granted that in exchange for his testimony of what he knows regarding the tax evasions and bank frauds of one Michael Cohen.

So here you are getting your boner all tangled in your g string because someone connected to Trump had a business of his own, ran it like a criminal, and someone else, who also knows Trump, overheard some things and told the Prosecutor. You seem to think that represents the equivalent of Mueller loading the bases in the bottom of the 9th.