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  1. #1576
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post

    Again...if the dems wanted that, all one of them has to do, literally ALL they have to do is lean forward into the microphone and say "Mr. Chairman, I move to have this committee request a polygraph". And then one of his other democrat cronies has to lean forward and say "I second the motion"
    This is pure fantasy, that the Dems can just ask the committee for anything they want, and if at least two of them agree, the committee will fulfill that request.

    That very same type of motion was made by several Dems at the K hearing on Thurs. regarding an FBI investigation, and Grassley shot them down every time. It was only on Friday when Flake got involved that that idea became a reality, and barely, and at the very last possible minute.
  2. #1577
    Hey Monkey.....when are they going to colonize Mars?

    I want to move there ASAP.

    https://www.foxnews.com/sports/mark-...icials-rape-us

    BTW Monkey, you need to change your screenname. It's insensitive
  3. #1578
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    This is pure fantasy, that the Dems can just ask the committee for anything they want, and if at least two of them agree, the committee will fulfill that request.

    That very same type of motion was made by several Dems at the K hearing on Thurs. regarding an FBI investigation, and Grassley shot them down every time. It was only on Friday when Flake got involved that that idea became a reality, and barely, and at the very last possible minute.
    I can't believe you wanna argue about parliamentary procedure now. What I described is NOT fantasy.

    Regarding the FBI investigation, they didn't vote on the motion because they all agreed it was a matter for the full senate. You need to pay closer attention.
  4. #1579
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post

    Except the repubs might not vote it down...and BK might actually pass the polygraph.

    Jack....do you REALLY need this explained to you? Seriously?
    The same logic works the other way around, which is the part you're doing your best to demagogue out of the equation: If K is innocent, the REPUBLICANS should INSIST he does the poly, and so should HE.

    Except, he might actually fail it.

    Do YOU need this explained to YOU? Seriously?

    AARARARARAAGGGHGHGH!!!!!
  5. #1580
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    Regarding the FBI investigation, they didn't vote on the motion because they all agreed it was a matter for the full senate.

    Then why is it happening at all? Your argument makes no sense; the whole senate didn't decide to get the FBI involved on Friday.




    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    You need to pay closer attention.
    You need to stop making shit up lol.
  6. #1581
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    There's another possibility; that he's guilty of (at least) the Ford allegations, and that it didn't come up in the previous FBI screening because they didn't interview her.
    No, if he was that sexually aggressive, it would show up somewhere else in his background.

    "I wonder why they wouldn't do that?" one might ask. Maybe it's because the FBI doesn't look at someone's behaviour under the age of 18 in their 'exhaustive' background checks.
    Absolutely positively categorically false. Where did you get this idea? You could not be more wrong. Seriously....your indignance on this point is just shocking since I know for sure that you have no source, and what you are saying is so monumentally wrong.

    Regarding the other allegations, you act like it's unheard of for people to lie to the FBI to protect themselves and/or their friend, and that they all have perfect memories. Like, if K did the dick waving thing, someone else besides the alleged victim who was there (pissed out of their head, we can presume) who both remembers that specific incident (which apparently happens all the time at college parties, if we're to believe Mojo) and is willing to point a finger.
    Again...if you're saying that BK's high school friends, with whom he has no current relationship, and none of whom are even remote suspects in any crimes (thus needing no protection), are invoking "bros before hos" and lying to congress, under penalty of felony, just to help BK get a pass for his bad behavior.....then you are really checked-out.

    Are you currently at the same paint huffing party as Jack?

    The two theories I have are that either K is guilty of Ford's allegations, and was too drunk to remember or is feigning innocence,
    Well this theory goes right in the garbage without any evidence. Because in western justice, a credibility-tie goes to the accused.

    or that Ford's memory is at fault and it was someone else altogether. I don't think we have enough information to lean strongly one way or the other on that one.
    Dude....Inhalants are SOOOO BAD. You should get help!

    Ford named three other people who could corroborate her story! They all denied it! Even her friend! Two other guys have gone on record (anonymously, like Ford should have been), that THEY did something like that to a girl at a party, around that time, and that THEY probably assaulted Dr. Ford. BK's calendars don't support Ford's story. And nothing else in BK's background supports this kind of behavior.

    That's not "enough information to lean strongly one way"?? Really? you hate Trump so much that you're willing to abandon sensibility?

    That still leaves two other allegations to be investigated, however.
    No it doesn't. Again, the second accuser is full of shit. She remembers nothing. You can't even call her a victim. Nothing actually happened to her. She saw a penis. She can't remember who's penis it was, but after a six day pow-wow with her activist lawyer.....her memory is suddenly crystal clear? Again she named witnesses, again they all denied it.

    So that means that Bk's high school friends, and his college friends, separately have decided to lie for BK.

    And the last one is flat out garbage. She's garbage. her lawyer is garbage. Absolutely no one with a shred of sensibility thinks that her accusation should be investigated. Poop, if we're going to debate in good faith, then you really need to admit that this cunt is full of shit. Can we at least get on the same page there.
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  7. #1582
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    The same logic works the other way around, which is the part you're doing your best to demagogue out of the equation: If K is innocent, the REPUBLICANS should INSIST he does the poly, and so should HE.
    No, the repubs can't say "ford's poly doesn't mean anything" and then simultaneously say "it will mean alot if BK takes the poly"
  8. #1583
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Then why is it happening at all? Your argument makes no sense; the whole senate didn't decide to get the FBI involved on Friday.

    You need to stop making shit up lol.
    It's not made up. Go watch the footage from Friday. They clearly say "this is a matter for senate leadership, Mr. McConnell, and Mr. Schumer"

    For political optics, and administrative expediency, Trump bypassed that and ordered it himself (he can do that as head of the executive branch). Apparently congress doesn't work on the weekends.

    You're a real dicklicker for accusing me of making shit up when you clearly know NOTHING of what you're talking about.

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  9. #1584
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post

    You're a real cunt
    ban.
  10. #1585
    What is it, a week this time?
  11. #1586
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    ban.
    Nah, you deserved that one.
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  13. #1588
    Enjoy your ban; we'll enjoy the week of peace.
  14. #1589
    well if that was really your goal all along, congratulations.

    I stand by the comment
  15. #1590
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    well if that was really your goal all along, congratulations.
    Wasn't my goal at all; it was just inevitable.



    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    I stand by the comment
    That's what makes it inevitable, you don't think the rules should apply to you.
  16. #1591
    what "rules"

    Were your feelings really hurt? theres a difference between enforcing rules and playing gotchya.

    shows what youre really made of snowflake
  17. #1592
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    what "rules"
    The same rules that have been explained to you over and over again, and that you ignore over and over again.



    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    Were your feelings really hurt?
    It's irrelevant; the rules don't state my feelings have to be hurt.



    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    theres a difference between enforcing rules and playing gotchya.
    Lol, it's not "gotchya" when it happens over and over and over again and you get several warnings, two bans, and just ignore all of it and go on about your merry abusive ways.



    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    shows what youre really made of snowflake
    Going for two weeks?

    You're lack of self-control says a lot more about you imho.
  18. #1593
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Going for two weeks?
    Inferiority complex much?
  19. #1594
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    Inferiority complex much?
    Not sure what your problem is tbh.
  20. #1595
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Not sure what your problem is tbh.
    Well your argument with regards to this whole BK situation seems to hinge on things like "The FBI doesn't go into your background before age 18", and "The question of an FBI investigation was not referred to the full senate"

    There's no news outlet in existence that is reporting either of those things. None of those things could be inferred by any of the facts at hand, nor even by the partisan demagoguery that happens on cable news. The only way you would say such things, and insist on them repeatedly, is if you were either A) selfishly delusional or B) a deliberate troll.

    Rather than own up to your own dishonesty when caught red-handed, you invoke some petty rules infraction as a cowardly evasion. If that insult hurt you, it's because it triggered your cognitive dissonance regarding your own retarded lies, not because of an abuse to your person or character. That's you co-opting the rules for your own selfish purposes. And it's flat out pathetic.

    And rather than own up to that sleazy slimeball tactic, you double down and pretend like you're the internet-dad sentencing me to grounding. "wanna go for two weeks mister!!"

    Obviously something in your life is making you feel pretty ineffective. You're so desperate to wield any kind of authority that you're playing deputy hall monitor on the internet.

    Get a fucking grip
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    I don't think sexual assault is necessarily attempted rape, and since no one is saying they were raped, then I'd rather not escalate the dialogue beyond what is known.
    The thing isn't just the sexual assault,

    The thing is the denial of something that apparently actually happened under oath by someone who wishes to be a supreme court justice. Lies in sworn testimony.

    You know, these position used to demand respect. And impeccable character.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    The thing isn't just the sexual assault,

    The thing is the denial of something that apparently actually happened under oath by someone who wishes to be a supreme court justice. Lies in sworn testimony.

    You know, these position used to demand respect. And impeccable character.
    What exactly is your basis for using the word "LIE"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    I have. It's not pretty.
    If he's lying, it's about sex. Americans can't handle any public conversation about sex, so of all the things to lie about, I guess it could be a lot worse.
    It's telling about his character. You can't have a person like that making decisions affecting thousands of lives.

    You are lying under oath! You are lying in a sworn fucking testimony. How can I trust this asshole ever?

    More on his character: the Clinton hearing, and "raunchy details", yet he cries when they apply a modicum of that treatment to him
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    What exactly is your basis for using the word "LIE"?
    I DID NOT TRY TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THAT WOMAN

    DEVILS TRIANGLE IS A DRINKING GAME

    RENATE'S ALUMNIS ARE JUST FRIENDS OF HERS

    BOEF IS WHATEVER WHATEVER BLA BLA FLATULENCE

    IM JUST A FUCKING CHOIR BOY

    MATTER OF FACT I DO NOT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS INCIDENT
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  25. #1600
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    I DID NOT TRY TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THAT WOMAN
    Why is that a lie? Her case is actually weaker than "he said, she said". How are you concluding he's lying?

    DEVILS TRIANGLE IS A DRINKING GAME
    Why is that a lie? You've never coopted adult names for juvenile activities?

    RENATE'S ALUMNIS ARE JUST FRIENDS OF HERS
    Why is that a lie? He claims he was a virgin beyond high school. Not one woman has raised her hand and claimed "he's lying, we had consensual sex". How in the wide wide world of sports can you conclude that he was bragging publicly about a sexual conquest?

    BOEF IS WHATEVER WHATEVER BLA BLA FLATULENCE
    Why is that a lie?

    IM JUST A FUCKING CHOIR BOY
    Why is that a lie?

    MATTER OF FACT I DO NOT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS INCIDENT
    Why is that a lie?


    Looks to me like you're just wishing these were lies. Like maybe if you use enough all-caps, it will come true. But you have no evidence, or even a sequence of logical assumptions, that could possibly arrive at the conclusions that you're coming to.
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  26. #1601
    Take a look at this horse shit....

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/01/polit...ent/index.html

    The headline says "New Questions...."

    yet, the article doesn't actually present any new questions. It seems to be taking issue with the R's insistence that the FBI probe be expedient and focused.

    Who the hell is left that thinks the democrats are making any sense??

    Dems: "We want the executive branch to investigate"
    EB: "Ok We'll investigate"
    Dems: "But we don't want the executive branch involved"
    EB: "Ok well ask the senate judiciary committee to do it, they have all the same powers"
    Dems: "No, too many republicans, we want the executive branch to do it"
    EB: "Ok we'll do it"
    Dems: "But we don't want the executive branch involved"
    EB: "Ok well ask the senate judiciary committee to do it, they have all the same powers"
    Dems: "No, too many republicans, we want the executive branch to do it"
    EB: "Ok we'll do it"
    Dems: "But we don't want the executive branch involved"
    EB: "Ok well ask the senate judiciary committee to do it, they have all the same powers"
    Dems: "No, too many republicans, we want the executive branch to do it"
    EB: "Ok we'll do it"
    Dems: "But we don't want the executive branch involved"
    EB: "Ok well ask the senate judiciary committee to do it, they have all the same powers"
    Dems: "No, too many republicans, we want the executive branch to do it"
    EB: "Ok we'll do it"
  27. #1602
    What the fucking hell????

    The latest White House gambit will also, once again, drag the FBI into the heat of the political battle in Washington -- an unfortunate pattern that has repeated itself over the last few years including with the Clinton email controversy, the Russia investigation and Trump's constant pressure on the bureau
    The white house is dragging the FBI into the heat of political battle????

    The white house is doing it...........????????

    They the ones "dragging" the FBI...........???????????

    Did CNN really just write that?
  28. #1603
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    More on his character: the Clinton hearing, and "raunchy details", yet he cries when they apply a modicum of that treatment to him
    He's not accused of anywhere near the same thing. Not even in the same universe.

    The fact that you can take a factual account of the president of the united states getting down and dirty with his own intern, in the oval office and equate that with an alleged drunken teenage gropey horseplay is a better testament to your hypocrisy and demagoguery than anything I could have posted on my own.

    That's so immensely preposterous I don't know how you stand yourself.
    Last edited by BananaStand; 10-01-2018 at 10:13 AM.
  29. #1604
    Oh dear banana called poop a cunt.

    Suppose I'd better do some modding.

    Poop, don't goad banana while you wait to see if mojo bans him.

    /modding
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  30. #1605
    I lied, I did some more modding. A cookie for the first person who finds what I did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    wait to see if mojo bans him.
    It is done.

    We'll see if FTR can survive the loss, eh?
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    yawn
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  33. #1608
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    You're a real dicklicker for accusing me of making shit up when you clearly know NOTHING of what you're talking about.

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    First guess.

    Where's my cookie?
  34. #1609
    You can't have it now. I'm eating it.
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  35. #1610
    I'm laughing already.
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  36. #1611
    Even you Ong
    Don't make me sob.
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  37. #1612
    I'm an idiot, fair enough, but I don't deserve AIDS. You take that back.
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  38. #1613
    Well I'm getting it through dirty needles, not by being bummed, ok?
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  39. #1614
    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaItNow View Post
    And while I'm at it, I hope every woman you care about gets raped tomorrow

    That goes for everyone
    I hope you become less angry with internet hall monitors.
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  40. #1615
    Get a fucking avatar already, dickhead.
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  41. #1616
    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaItNow View Post
    BANNED
    There's only two people who can ban me, and mojo isn't one of them. I'm one, and gmml is the other.

    Actually that xianti guy probably can, if he still exists.
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  42. #1617
    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaItNow View Post
    All four confirmed faggot cunts.
    Hey, leave xianti alone, you don't even know who he is.
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  43. #1618
    Personally I think banana is more fun when he really doesn't give a fuck.

    Don't ban him immediately mojo, let this go for a day or two.

    For me.
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  44. #1619
    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaItNow View Post
    Probably a fascist
    That's not an insult to people who actually are fascists.
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  45. #1620
    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaItNow View Post
    When did I give a fuck?
    I'm pretty sure you gave at least one fuck before, sine you didn't wish AIDS and rape on people before. You're like a dog that only shat on the carpet sometimes, like a dirty protest, but now you'll just shit everywhere without a care.
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  46. #1621
    I come here purely to talk bollocks. The entertainment you provide is merely a bonus.

    I'll prove it by not leaving because you got banned. I'm not particularly happy about it, but I won't lose any sleep either.
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  47. #1622
    Are the two connected? Am I going to get AIDS because my friend got raped? Does that mean it's me doing the raping, and my female friends have AIDS?

    Thanks for warning me, I won't do any raping now.
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  48. #1623
    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaItNow View Post
    I already told you how your'e going to get AIDS. Thanks for proving that everyone here is just a hopeless retard who can barely understand simple english and has a short term memory that would embarrass a gold fish.

    Fucking idiots.
    You expect me to absorb the tripe you're shouting?

    Also, if you're going to mock peoples' English skills, at least capitalise "English".
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  49. #1624
    banana, I'm probably going to boot you within the hour. I don't really want to, but mojo will inevitably do it when he comes back online, and I can't keep leaving him to clean up your shit.

    So if you've got anything left to say, get it out of your system. See if you can offend me.
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  50. #1625
    Just me online now? Fine. See you when you set up another profile.
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  51. #1626
    I don't even know how to boot someone without deleting a post. I've only booted spammers.
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  52. #1627
    Maybe I can't do it because mojo already did? Fuck it, bored, he's yours mojo.
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  54. #1629
    I tried. Admittedly I let him have some fun first, but I was gonna boot him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    You can't have it now. I'm eating it.
    The trauma I've sustained by expecting a cookie, then being denied a cookie has left me unable to focus and I can no longer hold a job.
    I'm filing assault charges with the UN and NATO.
    Also calling for an FBI investigation.

    I'm adding theft and destruction of property for the value of the cookie, my travel expenses to get to your shithole island and back and the added price of a pint of milk to wash down the dried-out, stale excuse for a cookie that is whatever you call a cookie in non-America.
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  57. #1632
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    The trauma I've sustained by expecting a cookie, then being denied a cookie has left me unable to focus and I can no longer hold a job.
    I'm filing assault charges with the UN and NATO.
    Heh, I didn't know NATO had that kind of clout over cookies. I always suspected the UN did though.



    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Also calling for an FBI investigation.
    Only the senate can do that.



    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    I'm adding theft and destruction of property for the value of the cookie, my travel expenses to get to your shithole island and back and the added price of a pint of milk to wash down the dried-out, stale excuse for a cookie that is whatever you call a cookie in non-America.
    I thought banana was back for a minute, until I saw the part about voluntarily setting foot outside of America.
  58. #1633
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I tried. Admittedly I let him have some fun first, but I was gonna boot him.
    It was funny how he had a backup account ready just in case he wanted to say "AARARRHHGHGGHH!!! I HATE EVERYBODY!!!" a few more times.
  59. #1634
    That account was no secret. He made that when spoonitnow created a forkitnow troll account.
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  60. #1635
    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    The trauma I've sustained by expecting a cookie, then being denied a cookie has left me unable to focus and I can no longer hold a job.
    I'm filing assault charges with the UN and NATO.
    Also calling for an FBI investigation.

    I'm adding theft and destruction of property for the value of the cookie, my travel expenses to get to your shithole island and back and the added price of a pint of milk to wash down the dried-out, stale excuse for a cookie that is whatever you call a cookie in non-America.
    Click here to accept cookies.
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  61. #1636
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    That account was no secret. He made that when spoonitnow created a forkitnow troll account.
    I remember it, but at the time the utensilnow theme seemed to indicate a common origin. Obviously could have used the FBI linguistic expert on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoccoBill View Post
    Aww shucks, just when this was starting to get interesting. What am I to do with all this popcorn now?
    found this book for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    He's not accused of anywhere near the same thing. Not even in the same universe.

    The fact that you can take a factual account of the president of the united states getting down and dirty with his own intern, in the oval office and equate that with an alleged drunken teenage gropey horseplay is a better testament to your hypocrisy and demagoguery than anything I could have posted on my own.

    That's so immensely preposterous I don't know how you stand yourself.
    Do you know whaat the word "modicum" means?
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    Anyways, I just finished watching the better part of 4 hours of Kavanaugh being questioned at the hearing on Thurs. Here's a quick summary.

    K: Here's my opening statement. Witch hunt! Aarrggh!!

    Prosecutor/assistant lady: Judge K, here's your calendar. What were you doing this night 36 years ago?

    K: My calendar says I was lifting weights with my buddies.

    Prosecutor/assistant lady: Do you remember going to a party and raping someone?

    K: No way.

    Chairman: That's enough out of you, lady.

    Random Dem senator: Judge K, you're a horrible person. Look at this yearbook. Were you ever too drunk to remember something?

    K: I went to Yale!

    Random Rep senator: Judge K, you're a wonderful person. All the D senators are assholes.

    K: Thanks, I agree with everything you said.

    Random Dem senator: Judge K, you're an asshole. Would you like an FBI investigation?

    K: I worked hard for everything I got!

    Random Rep senator: Judge K, you're a great guy. Those D senators really piss me off with their accusations.

    K: Thanks, I agree.

    ...and so on for three hours.

    Can someone please explain to me the point of this little circus? There's not one single impartial person in the whole thing, except the prosecutor/assistant lady, and she got cut off right at the beginning. What are those senators actually doing except slinging poo around?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Heh, I didn't know NATO had that kind of clout over cookies. I always suspected the UN did though.
    I forget which one has jurisdiction over cookies and which has donuts.

    Ich bin ein Berliner!
    Is the UN, right?

    So it's NATO for cookies?

    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Only the senate can do that.
    Irrelevant. Cookie theft is treason against humanity, so the FBI has an automatic mandate to step in.
    What do you think Felony Baking-related Investigations are, you distended goat's spleen?

    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    I thought banana was back for a minute, until I saw the part about voluntarily setting foot outside of America.
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
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    [insert gif of furious clicking]

    Still no results.
    I'm adding fraud and attempted racism to my list of charges.
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    Oh, banned again? C'mon.

    Banana, for once you are unbanned, can you keep a (doesn't even have to be civil) discourse without namecalling people?

    Speaking of goldfish memories, you've been banned for literally this same shit before. Do you have impulse control issues? Tourettes? Get a grip man.
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    Irrelevant. Cookie theft is treason against humanity, so the FBI has an automatic mandate to step in.
    What do you think Felony Baking-related Investigations are, you distended goat's spleen?
    I think we've found our new banana.

    Don't forget to use excessive punctuation, bolding, large fonts, etc.
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    Jack, you're talking to a ghost.

    Get a grip man.

    Quote Originally Posted by mojo
    I'm adding fraud and attempted racism to my list of charges.
    I'm not racist, it's nothing to do with you being a monkey and everything to do with you eating bananas.

    Fair charge on the fraud. Haha there was no link. I don't even think I've got any cookies. I've got chocolate digestives, will one of those do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Jack, you're talking to a ghost.

    Get a grip man.



    I'm not racist, it's nothing to do with you being a monkey and everything to do with you eating bananas.

    Fair charge on the fraud. Haha there was no link. I don't even think I've got any cookies. I've got chocolate digestives, will one of those do?
    America doesn't have digestives. Too much healthy fibre.

    Calling the Hague War Crimes Tribunal on the cookie fraud. Cookies in England are called 'biscuits'. How long have you lived here, allegedly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Jack, you're talking to a ghost.

    Get a grip man.
    Permaban this time? Damn, that's harsh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    Permaban this time? Damn, that's harsh
    Is it a perma ban?

    I personally favoured him getting bans that doubled in length every time like pieces of rice on a chessboard, and watching him not change his behaviour one iota each time, just to prove how stubborn/brain-damaged he was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    Oh, banned again? C'mon.

    Banana, for once you are unbanned, can you keep a (doesn't even have to be civil) discourse without namecalling people?

    Speaking of goldfish memories, you've been banned for literally this same shit before. Do you have impulse control issues? Tourettes? Get a grip man.
    This ban is permanent.

    I've given him far more warnings and lesser reprimands than any adult deserves.
    Some have argued that I was a jerk (to him) last time I gave him a temp ban and not a permanent ban.
    I didn't see it that way at first, but I see their point now. At least, I think I understand that it looked like I was using my position of authority, here, to toy with him.
    That was always the opposite of my intention, but I see how things didn't necessarily play out to my intent.

    Anyway... he's banned, and I hope we can still keep discussions alive without his constant injection of intrigue and - for better and worse - his passion.

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